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Posted: 3/13/2011 4:37:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 1:18:17 PM EST by WAMJR]
So what does your wife, GF or SO have planed for tomorrows holiday? Has she gotten your steak yet?

If you don't know what I'm talking about tomorrow is March 14th Steak and Bj day!

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:47:41 PM EST
hmmmm. My wife doesn't really care for the idea...I just ran it by her and got a "you get both of those all the time"....LOL....
I'm pushing for it though.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:53:10 PM EST
halmark is not there to back it... itl fail
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:53:14 PM EST
Neither for I . . . I feel lucky to be getting hot meals tomorrow. My wife and I are both on the ground for an exercise . . . in uniform . . . so no PDA, much less anything more stimulating. Steak is not likely to be on the menu tomorrow.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 4:56:24 PM EST
my wife just said do you get your blow job while you're eating steak or after
i told her everyone is free to practice however they need to
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 5:00:13 PM EST
Im not saying anything to my wife. If she thinks there is a holiday for it, then that holiday will be the only time she feels obligated. Fuck that
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:17:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By oden131:
my wife just said do you get your blow job while you're eating steak or after
i told her everyone is free to practice however they need to


classic!
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