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Posted: 8/24/2006 6:20:39 PM EDT
Has been house sitting for a friend in some ritzy neighbor hood.  "it" called me earlier about how it's been making food for a neighbor putting estrogen in it.

It would be a convincing woman except for the HUGE adams apple.  It's already pretty little and LOVES to use big fake boobs when going as a woman.  It has a landscaper boyfriend that secretly video tapes all of It's encounters with unsuspecting people to sell on ebay.  It usually fakes some sort of romanian accent, It said earlier that her current target is a vodka loving gun nut and that It'd let me know tommorrow how their big date tonight went.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:21:59 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm speechless.

But NOT surprised!
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:23:54 PM EDT
[#2]
Why would you associate with someone like this?
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:25:10 PM EDT
[#3]
Jesus.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:27:43 PM EDT
[#4]
that's pretty funny...  
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:28:43 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Jesus.




Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:29:06 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Jesus.


My gardener!?!
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:41:44 PM EDT
[#7]
I guess a few people didn't get the memo
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:52:08 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

It said earlier that her current target is a vodka loving gun nut and that It'd let me know tommorrow how their big date tonight went.



I don't get it .

Are you saying you're going to be too drunk to remember for yourself
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:52:29 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
I guess a few people didn't get the memo


Jesus sent you a memo telling you to associate with scumbag preverts that you hold in utter contempt?
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:52:40 PM EDT
[#10]
I thought that you were serious.

I mean based on some of your prior threads.....
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 6:55:16 PM EDT
[#11]
There's someone in the neighborhood that is a post-op.  It used to be a couple and now it's two chicks.  They stayed together during and after to process.
It seems a little fucked up to me.

It isn't a convincing alteration.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:01:08 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:02:48 PM EDT
[#13]
que?
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:12:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Don't worry, at least I got it.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:14:32 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Has been house sitting for a friend in some ritzy neighbor hood.  "it" called me earlier about how it's been making food for a neighbor putting estrogen in it.

It would be a convincing woman except for the HUGE adams apple.  It's already pretty little and LOVES to use big fake boobs when going as a woman.  It has a landscaper boyfriend that secretly video tapes all of It's encounters with unsuspecting people to sell on ebay.  It usually fakes some sort of romanian accent, It said earlier that her current target is a vodka loving gun nut and that It'd let me know tommorrow how their big date tonight went.


BAAWW HA HA HA HA HA HA ! ! ! ! !

That is funny, I got it to,

IPSC_GUY
SIERRA II ALPHA
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:14:49 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Has been house sitting for a friend in some ritzy neighbor hood.  "it" called me earlier about how it's been making food for a neighbor putting estrogen in it.

It would be a convincing woman except for the HUGE adams apple.  It's already pretty little and LOVES to use big fake boobs when going as a woman.  It has a landscaper boyfriend that secretly video tapes all of It's encounters with unsuspecting people to sell on ebay.  It usually fakes some sort of romanian accent, It said earlier that her current target is a vodka loving gun nut and that It'd let me know tommorrow how their big date tonight went.



So which one of you guys is it???





Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:18:29 PM EDT
[#17]



ETA: I got it, I just wanted to use that pic for something.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:18:30 PM EDT
[#18]
i dont think i got the memo, but i got the punchline
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:18:44 PM EDT
[#19]
Has (s)he agreed to let the sap take a picture of him/her?
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:26:43 PM EDT
[#20]
One  of the best things about life before that bastard Al Gore invented the internet was the fact that people like me thought a tranny was only good for moving machinery and were happier for it.


I'm pretty sure Al Gore also invented Prince Alberts and scrotal piercings.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:35:09 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
One  of the best things about life before that bastard Al Gore invented the internet was the fact that people like me thought a tranny was only good for moving machinery and were happier for it.


I'm pretty sure Al Gore also invented Prince Alberts and scrotal piercings.


no shit up until the late 90s a tranny to me was a
TH-350, T-5 or A-727
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:43:13 PM EDT
[#22]
I bet that gun nut loves to post pics of his love shack. Does "It" makes a good meatloaf? So for dessert you will end up with pre op pie?
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:45:01 PM EDT
[#23]
MMMMM

Meatloaf with Estrogen Gravy.


Yum
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 7:59:08 PM EDT
[#24]
Hey you know BABY?
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 8:11:54 PM EDT
[#25]
I got it.  We're still waiting for pictures that were promised tonight....
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 8:15:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Don't forget guys, Frdmftr warned us long ago that there was a tranny sneaking up on each us - although he never made it clear whether it was a tranny of the pre/post-op variety, or an anthromorphized/demonically possessed drivetrain element.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 8:16:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 8:18:50 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
I got it.  We're still waiting for pictures that were promised tonight....


I'm pretty sure it was never promised.  In fact, I'm pretty sure he said "So if it all goes well......Thursday night MILF pics will be up!!"
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 8:24:27 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 10:52:55 AM EDT
[#30]



It is even funnier how the people who don't know what you are talking about responded.
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 10:56:01 AM EDT
[#31]
Rule #1 in the 21st Century Dating war.

Always check for a Skud on pad before commiting your soldier to the trench.
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 10:58:17 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Rule #1 in the 21st Century Dating war.

Always check for a Skud on pad before commiting your soldier to the trench.




Link Posted: 8/25/2006 10:58:23 AM EDT
[#33]
bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 12:14:45 PM EDT
[#34]
Dusty-C,
 Unlike GreyGoose, this is one of those threads where you don't have to post a pic.
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 12:17:01 PM EDT
[#35]
< snicker >
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 1:51:24 PM EDT
[#36]
The next thing you know  it's going to want to redecorate his house.
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 2:04:04 PM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 2:05:30 PM EDT
[#38]
Well, this might get interesting..
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 2:06:26 PM EDT
[#39]
I don't get it. I mean, I know it's a joke and all, but what's supposed to be the tip off that it is or whatever.
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 2:15:05 PM EDT
[#40]
I too remember a time when "tranny" meant a transmission.

Please disreguard the cock lovers who want pics.
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 2:16:01 PM EDT
[#41]
this thread and the thread in the team forum of pictures containing trannies!!!!



i've finally been rendered speechless on arfcom
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 2:16:52 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
I got it.  We're still waiting for pictures that were promised tonight....


The pics are in team
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 3:21:17 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 8/25/2006 3:34:51 PM EDT
[#44]
8.) Posting repeat topics with similar or slightly varying titles. While it may seem to be funny, the "spamming" of the community in this manner results in problems for users and management. (Multiple topics on important issues or discussions are acceptable, this only applies to topics which waste resources for no other reason except personal enjoyment or humor.)
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