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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:28:16 PM EDT
[#1]
Skinny blond with huge juggs and a tight ass too
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:29:04 PM EDT
[#2]
join date, post count...................high derp factor !!
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:29:08 PM EDT
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Skinny blond with huge juggs and a tight ass too |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:29:10 PM EDT
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And she doesn't have a penis,right?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:30:20 PM EDT
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No.
I have no interest in a woman that wouldn't care if I were unemployed. I want a young, hot, nymphomaniac with some damn ambition that also likes doing the same shit I do. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:30:40 PM EDT
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....and born with a vagina.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:30:57 PM EDT
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Op forgot to mention the elbows. Pointy or not op? We need to know.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:31:14 PM EDT
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Only interested in Furry moms, sorry.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:31:37 PM EDT
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Op forgot to mention the elbows. Pointy or not op? We need to know. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:31:43 PM EDT
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If we're making a list it'd be nice if she is also a tugger, is willing to say what she wants to eat (and eats meat), isn't fucking cold all the time, and makes decisions logically.
It is a master list, after all. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:32:24 PM EDT
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....and born with a vagina. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:34:30 PM EDT
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Well that's a given, duh Quote HistoryQuoted:
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....and born with a vagina. 
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:35:44 PM EDT
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You had one job...................
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:35:56 PM EDT
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Penis vagina...who cares. Nice tits and ass is all i need.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:36:41 PM EDT
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My face as I wait for OP to spring the catch, or humble brag...
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:37:19 PM EDT
[#16]
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join date, post count...................high derp factor !! |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:38:10 PM EDT
[#17]
What are you getting at OP?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:39:23 PM EDT
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Well that's a given, duh Quote HistoryQuoted:
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....and born with a vagina. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:40:21 PM EDT
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Penis vagina...who cares. Nice tits and ass is all i need. 
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:41:37 PM EDT
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And can make up her mind what she wants for dinner and doesn't try to have "just a taste" or "I'll just have some of yours" when I order something.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:41:57 PM EDT
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I dont mind if my gal spends money on shoes. Its never my money shes spending, and she likes retro dress styling.
But yeah, likes outdoors, hot, all the goods. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:42:49 PM EDT
[#22]
What the fuck is this thread?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:43:38 PM EDT
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Young, hot, likes to be outdoors, won't pester you to marry and have kids, makes good money, doesn't mind you being unemployed, and is the kind of gal who would rather spend money on gear and tools than shoes and purses. Am I right? Describes my girlfriend to a T - except the unemployed bit. We run a business together. Aside from that, yep, that's her. 
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:44:39 PM EDT
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that does anal and swallows Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Skinny blond with huge juggs and a tight ass too |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:46:34 PM EDT
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Whose father owns a chain of liquor stores
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:46:43 PM EDT
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Really really short girl with big ears and a flat head
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:48:05 PM EDT
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And she has a penis,right?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:48:18 PM EDT
[#28]
Pretty much like that:
That Looks like this: But has NFC kittens for legs 
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:48:44 PM EDT
[#29]
She has to be into caning my ass. I read about it in another thread and thought I'd give it a whirl.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:49:25 PM EDT
[#30]
Why don't you want to get married and have kids? You're that fine with letting your entire family lineage end with you?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:52:43 PM EDT
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That's the description of the love of my life that I married 35 years ago.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:54:14 PM EDT
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Young, hot, likes to be outdoors, won't pester you to marry and have kids, makes good money, Am I right? |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:55:41 PM EDT
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Pretty much like that: That Looks like this: But has NFC kittens for legs https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b1/69/b3/b169b3ad4fb7bb0a18e70ac537943c97.jpg |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:56:36 PM EDT
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Young, hot, likes to be outdoors, won't pester you to marry and have kids, makes good money, doesn't mind you being unemployed, and is the kind of gal who would rather spend money on gear and tools than shoes and purses. Am I right? no, more like a Nympho Heiress, with super model looks, owns both a brewery and a distillery, and has inherited a collection of transferable MG's and an unlimited supply of ammo. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 5:59:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:00:05 PM EDT
[#36]
I'm not outdoorsy, and I couldn't stand myself if I was unemployed. And if she's perfect, why wouldn't I want to marry her?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:03:26 PM EDT
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Any self respecting woman WOULD have a problem with her man being unemployed, and should want to marry me like my wife did- so no.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:04:13 PM EDT
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This thread reminds me of that old department store joke.
And it goes to show that the "wife" store would have multiple floors and guys would still climb all the way to the top, in spite of all assertions to the contrary. 
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:10:10 PM EDT
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When she shows up I bet she riding a fucken unicorn too huh?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:12:34 PM EDT
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You had one job................... http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/46376-2/CZ527_climb_1806web.jpg A.W.D. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:14:16 PM EDT
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Am I right? early 30s, graceful, good values, strong sense of self, wants kids, likes to be outdoors but also loves reading, is more concerned with quality of life than with money, respects good tools and sexy shoes. so you basically got 'hot' correct. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:15:32 PM EDT
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Trick question?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:27:27 PM EDT
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Whatever happened to that dude who was always bragging about his Asian gf being so rich that he didn't have to work because his "job" was to please her? Anybody remember him?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:29:32 PM EDT
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And she doesn't have a penis,right? |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:29:49 PM EDT
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Skinny blond with huge juggs and a |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:31:55 PM EDT
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early 30s, graceful, good values, strong sense of self, wants kids, likes to be outdoors but also loves reading, is more concerned with quality of life than with money, respects good tools and sexy shoes. so you basically got 'hot' correct. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:34:17 PM EDT
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....and born with a vagina. 
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:36:41 PM EDT
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And one that lets me keep both of my kidneys
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:41:18 PM EDT
[#49]
What about sammich making skills?
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Posted: 4/21/2017 6:44:09 PM EDT
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How about a conservative leaning, sexually irrepressible, cute South African with long brunette hair.
Who is a deranged psychopath, assassin and torturer? Character from a novel I am working on. |
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