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Posted: 1/22/2013 8:24:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:26:14 AM EDT
[#1]
WTF

Looks like someones Father failed at raising a Man....
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:27:22 AM EDT
[#2]
wtf
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:27:54 AM EDT
[#3]
What's that saying about a fool and their money?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:28:54 AM EDT
[#4]
FPNI
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:31:16 AM EDT
[#5]
If you need that you have no business growing one
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:31:38 AM EDT
[#6]
Why does the search show up for dental dam? You don't want to catch anything at the rest stop?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:32:36 AM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:33:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Goatse template?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:33:52 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Goatse template?


Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:34:05 AM EDT
[#10]
Suddenly Bane's mask makes sense.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:34:30 AM EDT
[#11]
Perhaps he is wondering why you would shoot a man befire throwing him out of a plane?

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Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:36:50 AM EDT
[#12]
Meh, let the market decide...
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:38:33 AM EDT
[#13]
Brilliant!

GD will make fun, but I think it's awesome to see people coming up with niche products.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:41:40 AM EDT
[#14]
Evil Spock goatee template?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:41:40 AM EDT
[#15]
That's photoshopped like a mother
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:44:45 AM EDT
[#16]
1st pic kinda looks like the salt sucking monster from the old Star Trek.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:47:10 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
That's photoshopped like a mother


no, i've seen those advertised on the shaving sites.
i always thought it was a flat piece of material, like an eraser shield for drafting.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:47:39 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
WTF

Looks like someones Father failed at raising a Man....


First post MAGIC.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:48:24 AM EDT
[#19]
Makes his mout all Purdy...
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:49:57 AM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:


That's photoshopped like a mother


Yeah it's not like there's an Amazon link right there in the OP where you can buy it or anything.



Totally fake.
 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:53:52 AM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


If you need that you have no business growing one


Real men f up their goatee trimming from time to time...it's called training and builds muscle memory and character.



 
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:54:32 AM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:56:07 AM EDT
[#23]
From the inventor of the Ball Gag.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:56:40 AM EDT
[#24]
Yes that creates a well trimmed cock gobbler.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:57:10 AM EDT
[#25]




Speed
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:58:13 AM EDT
[#26]
This one's better.





Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:58:20 AM EDT
[#27]
OP...what the fuck were you looking for that you stumbled across that gem?
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 8:58:36 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:

Quoted:
That's photoshopped like a mother

Yeah it's not like there's an Amazon link right there in the OP where you can buy it or anything.

Totally fake.


 


with 75 reviews too!
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:00:15 AM EDT
[#29]
FUCK, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!!

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:00:46 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
1st pic kinda looks like the salt sucking monster from the old Star Trek.


Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:05:28 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:

Quoted:
That's photoshopped like a mother

Yeah it's not like there's an Amazon link right there in the OP where you can buy it or anything.

Totally fake.


 


The goatee, you
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:07:21 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
OP...what the fuck were you looking for that you stumbled across that gem?


found it on another forum
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:14:57 AM EDT
[#33]
Being a bit OCD, I have one.



Your teeth need to be perfectly straight across or it will tilt. You need to make damn sure it is absolutely, perfectly, centered or it will look like ass. Even cranked all the way out it doesn't leave enough beard to make a decent goatee in my book.



If you have a tiny face or if you like one of those little boy-band micro-goatees, it is just the thing for you. I don't. I used it exactly one time.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:25:17 AM EDT
[#35]
Now that looks interesting.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:30:59 AM EDT
[#36]
I use something similar on my pubes.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:34:19 AM EDT
[#37]
Just relax for a moment....You're free of the carbonite.  You have.....hibernation sickness...
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:34:23 AM EDT
[#38]
That's for making a Van Dyke, not a goatee.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:42:20 AM EDT
[#39]
It doesn't have to be cool.

It doesn't have to be perfect for everyone.

It just has to sell 100K at $15 per to make $1mil.

Damn taxes.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:55:11 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
If you need that you have no business growing one


Touche good sir
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:55:43 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Goatse template?


NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 9:55:53 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
I use something similar on my pubes.


Link Posted: 1/22/2013 10:02:19 AM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:54:32 PM EDT
[#44]






Looks like you still are.

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