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Posted: 8/29/2004 4:29:41 PM EST
Today I went with my friend to her church. It's a small Baptist church. It's REEAAAL old-fashioned if you know what I mean.

Anyway, all these people look at me funny, and some were pretty nice. But then this 19 year old dude, a friend of my my friend, come up to us and start talking. He's got this Bible in his hand and he's all dressed up and shit.

Anyway, the whole time we were talking he looks at me funny. I said something about learning to be a witch, and he fucking freaks out. He said I was a spawn of Satan, and that only Satanic people practice witchcraft.

Man, I was SOOOO fucking pissed. But since it was my friend's church I didn't make a big fuss.

I swear sometimes Christians are so obnoxious. Any Christians here? What do you think of that? Isn't it rude?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:30:47 PM EST
All women are the tools of Satan.

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:32:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 4:33:09 PM EST by MrClean4Hire]
second time tonight!!



ajntsa

check your head for 666
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:33:23 PM EST
You went to a church and started talking about learning witchcraft, did you expect a good reaction?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:34:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
All women are the tools of Satan.




Nah women are just bitches not Satanic.

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:34:30 PM EST
the vagina manifests the spawn of satan
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:34:36 PM EST
are you going to be a good witch like the ones that wear sexy undergarments and grant wishes? or are you going to be one of the bad broom riding ones?

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:36:10 PM EST
I pray that you someday see the errors of your ways.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:36:16 PM EST
Might as well go into a Klan meeting and yell racist pigs while you're at it. Get a grip chick..the world does not revolve around you. Respect others and they should respect you. If they don't, they are the ones that have to live with their crap.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:36:19 PM EST
Do you own a gun? Interested in one?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:36:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 4:38:41 PM EST by Greenhorn]
Well . . . I'd say if you're practicing witchcraft there's something weird going on. Witchcraft certainly isn't Godly. I'm not sure I'd want to associate with a person who seriously practices witchcraft. But yeah, maybe he went too far. However, what did you expect?

EDITED TO SAY: Hey, anyone remember the "Bitchcraft" SNL skit with Steve Martin?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:37:23 PM EST
Christians? Here?!?!!? What are you, nuts?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:37:50 PM EST
I this isn't trolling, I don't know what is.


Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:37:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 4:38:27 PM EST by Palo_Duro]
JEZEBEL!!!

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:38:57 PM EST
Dude not only are you a witch youre fucking retarded.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:39:00 PM EST
DK-Prof, cant be a troll...she wasnt on "the list"
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:39:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 5:08:16 PM EST by Aim4MyHead]
you go to an old fashion bapist churchwith purple hair and probably slightly gothic looking and tell a guy holding a bible you're learning to be a witch. his reaction was a surprise to you? I think i'm just going to bite my tongue b/c you obviously are not intelligent enough at the moment to see your mistake.

J
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:39:26 PM EST
If you ever learn to be a witch, will you be able to cast spells and stuff?

Hope so, that would be really kickass.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:40:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 4:41:06 PM EST by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By macro:
DK-Prof, cant be a troll...she wasnt on "the list"




I dunno - "she" seems to be a clever psychopolitical communist agent to me
Maybe she's SO skilled that even frdmftr1's finely tuned detector couldn't find her.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:40:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
Well . . . I'd say if you're practicing witchcraft there's something weird going on. Witchcraft certainly isn't Godly. I'm not sure I'd want to associate with a person who seriously practices witchcraft. But yeah, maybe he went too far.

EDITED TO SAY: Hey, anyone remember the "Bitchcraft" SNL skit with Steve Martin?




Yeah I am seriously into that.

Not only that, but I want to do something for AR15. I want to cast a powerful spell that will help you guys out.

There will be a thread coming up that is dedicated to this spell. Do N-O-T post in it if you do not want to be involved. By posting in it the spell will affect you.

I have been working on this as an experiment and part of my "lessons". It's pretty advanced magic.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:42:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I this isn't trolling, I don't know what is.




no kidding. this is pathetic.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:42:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By necromancer:
Yeah I am seriously into that.

Not only that, but I want to do something for AR15. I want to cast a powerful spell that will help you guys out.

There will be a thread coming up that is dedicated to this spell. Do N-O-T post in it if you do not want to be involved. By posting in it the spell will affect you.

I have been working on this as an experiment and part of my "lessons". It's pretty advanced magic.




The only good is knowledge, and the only evil is ignorance - Socrates.


If you are for real (and not someone's troll account) you are AMAZINGLY ignorant. Try education sometime
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:42:37 PM EST




Yeah I am seriously into that.

Not only that, but I want to do something for AR15. I want to cast a powerful spell that will help you guys out..



Feinstein's already a pig, so that's out. Does it involve pie, MARPAT or an FN FNC?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:42:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:42:55 PM EST
Were you trying to get a rise out of the kid or what?
It was a pretty assinine thing to say at a church.

BTW, is your friend, still your friend?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:43:18 PM EST

I have been working on this as an experiment and part of my "lessons". It's pretty advanced magic.


You sat alone at lunch a lot huh?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:44:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By necromancer:
Today I went with my friend to her church. It's a small Baptist church. It's REEAAAL old-fashioned if you know what I mean.

Anyway, all these people look at me funny, and some were pretty nice. But then this 19 year old dude, a friend of my my friend, come up to us and start talking. He's got this Bible in his hand and he's all dressed up and shit.

Anyway, the whole time we were talking he looks at me funny. I said something about learning to be a witch, and he fucking freaks out. He said I was a spawn of Satan, and that only Satanic people practice witchcraft.

Man, I was SOOOO fucking pissed. But since it was my friend's church I didn't make a big fuss.

I swear sometimes Christians are so obnoxious. Any Christians here? What do you think of that? Isn't it rude?




Have you looked in the mirror lately? Not only that but what were you thinking talking about practicing witchcraft while at a church?

Personally I think you got the EXACT reaction you wanted. Deal with it.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:44:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:45:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:45:53 PM EST
Why are we entertaining 14 year old female trolls?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:47:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1776:
Why are we entertaining 14 year old female trolls?



Our appologies, you do need more attention
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:49:03 PM EST
What is the world coming to when a witch can't go into a church and find kind words........

Dumbest thread ever.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:49:12 PM EST
I think it's nice that you went with your friend to church but it sounds like your comment was meant to get a rise out of him and it worked. I am all for not judging people on looks, but open your mouth and confirm their fears, you just reinforce the stereotypes.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:49:12 PM EST

Why are we entertaining 14 year old female trolls?


I soooo wish someone could answer this question.
A bunch of grown men are having conversations about a child that wants to cast spells for us?
WTF is wrong with this picture?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:49:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By 1776:
Why are we entertaining 14 year old female trolls?



Our appologies, you do need more attention



Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:50:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 4:53:44 PM EST by otar]
.


edited:
After some thought its not worth the effort to feed the

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:53:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 4:55:25 PM EST by paenutz]

Originally Posted By Aim4MyHead:

I have been working on this as an experiment and part of my "lessons". It's pretty advanced magic.


You sat alone at lunch a lot huh?




YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!

^see my SHIFT KEY IS STICKING NOW111111
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:53:31 PM EST
WTF

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:53:50 PM EST
ajntsa

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:55:21 PM EST
He's clearly wrong about you.

I don't have any children, thus you cannot be the spawn of satan.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:56:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:
Bet you $ 5 you can't turn the dutch/communist spy guy into a frog.




Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:56:07 PM EST
I support your use of magic to help the site. It's not more nonsensical than prayer.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:56:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Terrato:
I support your use of magic to help the site. It's not more nonsensical than prayer.



Thank you! Spell thread coming up soon.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:56:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:57:29 PM EST


Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:58:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 5:01:28 PM EST by stator]

Originally Posted By necromancer:
.... I said something about learning to be a witch, and he fucking freaks out. ...

...Man, I was SOOOO fucking pissed. But since it was my friend's church I didn't make a big fuss...

I swear sometimes Christians are so obnoxious. Any Christians here? What do you think of that? Isn't it rude?...



Do we have a sign for necromancer.... no, I don't see one from the board icons... just print this out and hang around your neck...

I'm an inconsiderate ahole
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:58:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By necromancer:

Originally Posted By Terrato:
I support your use of magic to help the site. It's not more nonsensical than prayer.



Thank you! Spell thread coming up soon.





$$$$$$$$$ says it gets locked. Surely arfcom won't support witchcraft.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:00:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By necromancer:
I want to cast a powerful spell that will help you guys out.

There will be a thread coming up that is dedicated to this spell. Do N-O-T post in it if you do not want to be involved. By posting in it the spell will affect you.

It's pretty advanced magic.



If you really want to help most of the dudes around here out cast a spell that will get them laid. That'll solve many of their problems.

Seriously though, tell us about your spells.
How evil are they?
Do they involve facing East and West while hooded and watched by a bunch of secretive old farts? Is there a secret handshake?


Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:00:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 5:01:51 PM EST by Aimless]
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:02:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By necromancer:

I swear sometimes Christians are so obnoxious. Any Christians here? What do you think of that? Isn't it rude?



Yeah, and you getting pissed for him flipping out is kind of like complaining you got your ass kicked for pissing on some guys lawn.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 5:02:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By necromancer:

Originally Posted By Terrato:
I support your use of magic to help the site. It's not more nonsensical than prayer.



Thank you! Spell thread coming up soon.





$$$$$$$$$ says it gets locked. Surely arfcom won't support witchcraft.


Only if someone posts picts of the virgin sacrifice
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