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Posted: 11/3/2009 7:00:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/3/2009 12:25:50 PM EST by m23shooter]
She graduated from school in 2007 and has not been able to find a job since.

She submits a recommendation letter which says:

Ms so and so has issues with leadership(motivation).

She needs constant direction with every task.



They tried to teach her to do things but still sucks at them.

So this girl is a class A retard who obviously didnt read the letter or doesnt understand it.



We are doomed.

EDIT to add. I was quoting the OP from memory so I go some details wrong but the gist is the same.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:01:19 AM EST
So...... did she get the job?
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:01:19 AM EST
Was she hot?
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:02:13 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Obviously not or she would have had a job at some point.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:02:53 AM EST
That is amazing. If that's a rec letter she's giving all potential employers, then it's little wonder she hasn't found a job.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:02:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:03:27 AM EST
LO f'ing L...
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:04:15 AM EST
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


Oh, I see. Makes sense now. Infuriating if you pay taxes, but now I see the logic.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:04:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


That's actually government tit sucking genius right there.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:04:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


Doesnt that shit just piss you off!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:05:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


Ah, yes. I've heard of this.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:05:29 AM EST
Is she hot?
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:07:21 AM EST
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


This.
I think most welfare programs require some sort of evidence of a job search, so the leeches send out bogus applications for jobs they are not qualified for to check off the box and keep getting dem checks
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:07:27 AM EST
1. Hire her to get her off .gov teat.
2. Fire her 2 days later due to 'lack of motivation'.
3. Hope the work stint screws up her welfare.
4. ???
5. Profit!
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:08:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


She probably wrote the letter, good planning on her part
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:08:31 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


Ah, yes. I've heard of this.


Someone ought to hire her, fire her for incompetence the next day....if she even shows up to work after having her welfare dream plans ruined.

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:12:17 AM EST
Is there an ACORN office nearby you can point her towards?
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:14:06 AM EST
Make her a job offer for something shitty (toilet scrubber) that pays minimum wage and report her to the welfare office when she refuses it.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:14:21 AM EST
Hire her as a janitor.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:15:33 AM EST
pics or BS
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:15:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By Texaspyro21:
Make her a job offer for something shitty (toilet scrubber) that pays minimum wage and report her to the welfare office when she refuses it.


I like my bathroom clean so this suggestion is a problem.

Not to mention I dont want to her to be sucking on my teat when she get gets laid off and files for unemployment.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:16:37 AM EST
Scum she is. that letter is a fake, of course she doesnt want a job. Like others said, hire her, thatll mess up your lil gig for sure.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:19:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Texaspyro21:
Make her a job offer for something shitty (toilet scrubber) that pays minimum wage and report her to the welfare office when she refuses it.


I like my bathroom clean so this suggestion is a problem.

Not to mention I dont want to her to be sucking on my teat when she get gets laid off and files for unemployment.

Do you think the welfare rat would actually take the job? No she wouldn't and she wouldn't even report she got a job offer to the welfare office
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:19:13 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:26:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By jmb_nova:
Hire her as a janitor.


Why, so the place can regress into a shit-hole? Gotta have a good work ethic for that job, even though it is a shitty one.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:35:01 AM EST
Originally Posted By Nooobie:
Is there an ACORN office nearby you can point her towards?



Who do you think probably typed up the letter for her
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:36:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By MNnaloxone:
1. Hire her to get her off .gov teat.
2. Fire her 2 days later due to 'lack of motivation'.
3. Hope the work stint screws up her welfare.
4. ???
5. Profit!


Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:45:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By SuperJanitor:
Originally Posted By jmb_nova:
Hire her as a janitor.


Why, so the place can regress into a shit-hole? Gotta have a good work ethic for that job, even though it is a shitty one.


God point. No offense intended!
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:46:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By 134thSIGNAL:
Originally Posted By MNnaloxone:
1. Hire her to get her off .gov teat.
2. Fire her 2 days later due to 'lack of motivation'.
3. Hope the work stint screws up her welfare.
4. ???
5. Profit!




Isn't there some hawtness/qualifications matrix an employer can use in situations like this?



Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:54:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


So hire her. Make her clean toilets. If she needs "a reminder", make her stand outside the stall while you drop a monster deuce.

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:56:36 AM EST
Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


She probably wrote the letter, good planning on her part


I used to live in Michigan. My wife has a slob of a cousin who would not pay her gas/electric bill because "I just had a baby so the state won't let my gas get shut off, so I just don't pay it." First I learned of this state program. Then the program ran out of money and she was stuck with a $1500 gas bill.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 7:58:00 AM EST
She could be in line for Press Secretary at the White House.

Her resume fits the profile IMHO.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:02:19 AM EST
This thread is full of fail.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:02:35 AM EST
Fax the letter to the State, with "nice scam" written on it.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:03:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By Texaspyro21:
Make her a job offer for something shitty (toilet scrubber) that pays minimum wage and report her to the welfare office when she refuses it.


Unfortunately this is a SEIU target job- you know 100K & full benefits.....
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:05:07 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/3/2009 8:07:11 AM EST by JonnyVain]
Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


That's actually government tit sucking genius right there.


So get her right back...

HIRE HER

Yes this:
Originally Posted By MNnaloxone:
1. Hire her to get her off .gov teat.
2. Fire her 2 days later due to 'lack of motivation'.
3. Hope the work stint screws up her welfare.
4. ???
5. Profit!



Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:06:30 AM EST
I would make it my personal mission to make sure she was investigated for fraud.

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Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:07:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By Nooobie:
Is there an ACORN office nearby you can point her towards?


Who do you think she got to type the letter?
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:08:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:10:57 AM EST
i thought it was bad form to read your own recommendations.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:11:25 AM EST
Originally Posted By die-tryin:
Scum she is. that letter is a fake, of course she doesnt want a job. Like others said, hire her, thatll mess up your lil gig for sure.


She probably got the letter from acorn in the first place.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:15:55 AM EST
She seems to be putting more effort into not working than some folks do at work.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:20:06 AM EST
Is she hot?
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:30:39 AM EST
This brings up a good question: Would there be any ethical issues with a potential employer, or HR type person(s) forwarding this gals information/"Recommendation" letter to the state employment (welfare) agency asking them if they are cool with a gal playing their system? The hilarity alone with be worth a call, regardless the attitude you would get from the welfare agency.

AND, I wonder if anybody ever bothered to actually contact the "Reference" and see if that shit was real? (or she was that stupid) I'd go out of my way to fuck with this situation.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:34:27 AM EST
State, federal or local government will hire her.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:35:47 AM EST
You should hire her
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:40:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


Hire her.


GR

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:44:01 AM EST
Originally Posted By KalihiJack:
You should hire her


Indeed. She'd be completely worthless, but it'd be so worth it knowing you ruined a welfare queens day.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:45:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:
Originally Posted By m23shooter:
Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


That's actually government tit sucking genius right there.

Sometimes I think it would be harder to try NOT to get a job than to get a job and just do it.

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:46:00 AM EST
I offered one a job once. He would have been changing tires for eight hours a day and could start immediately. Then the dirt bag asked me to just tell him I wasn't hiring. I told him "no way, you're hired". He responded that his lawyer says I have to refuse to hire him. I told him to have his lawyer call me. Never saw him again...

I'm not entirely sure but I don't think the fellow wanted a job.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 8:50:21 AM EST
She probably makes sure she get her free auto repairs from the state too.
Yes, they do that in Michigan, we get those freeloading bums in the shop all the time.
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