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Posted: 2/26/2006 10:05:38 AM EDT
It was early in the morning and I was leaving my girlfriends house. I stopped outside her building to check the messages on my cell phone since I was on call.

As I was standing there dialing, I see this Asian guy walk out of the nearby bar. He looked a little loopy and was staggering towards his truck, I noticed that he had a bunch of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe, and was trailing almost half a roll behind him. It was actually pretty funny to watch, but I decided to be a nice guy and clue him in.

I walked towards him and said excuse me to get his attention. He really had no clue I was there as he was busy concentrating putting one foot in front of the other. Surprised he spun in my direction, and jumped about three feet in the air. His eyes got a big as quarters and he yelled "back off!". The dude then dove headfist thru his now open truck door, like the devil was chasing him I watched as he drove off trailing the toilet paper from his closed door.

I don't know what this guys problem was. but the mental image of him trailing the TP down the street has been making me chuckle all day.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:13:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:13:35 AM EDT
ibtl!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:13:41 AM EDT
Oh sh!t

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:14:57 AM EDT
ahhaha

for those that don't get the joke:ARDOC's life threatening encounter
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:16:21 AM EDT
Well, he obviously wasn't a ninja. You still have your head.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:18:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Scott574:
It was early in the morning and I was leaving my girlfriends house. I stopped outside her building to check the messages on my cell phone since I was on call.

As I was standing there dialing, I see this Asian guy walk out of the nearby bar. He looked a little loopy and was staggering towards his truck, I noticed that he had a bunch of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe, and was trailing almost half a roll behind him. It was actually pretty funny to watch, but I decided to be a nice guy and clue him in.

I walked towards him and said excuse me to get his attention. He really had no clue I was there as he was busy concentrating putting one foot in front of the other. Surprised he spun in my direction, and jumped about three feet in the air. His eyes got a big as quarters and he yelled "back off!". The dude then dove headfist thru his now open truck door, like the devil was chasing him I watched as he drove off trailing the toilet paper from his closed door.

I don't know what this guys problem was. but the mental image of him trailing the TP down the street has been making me chuckle all day.



Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:23:33 AM EDT
Sounds like he was jacked up on Diet Coke.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:23:34 AM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:25:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 10:28:36 AM EDT by david_g17]
were you on your cell phone?

n/m by the time i got to the end of the story i forgot the begining.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:26:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By david_g17:
were you on your cell phone?



Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:30:11 AM EDT
Talk about leaving a trail.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:31:04 AM EDT
rofl... thats hilarious!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:32:57 AM EDT
I didn't know ARDOC was asian. I always thought of him as this grizzled old white guy with sloppy hair and a salt-and-pepper beard, afraid that whenever he turned around, he would come face-to-face with a diseased vagina.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 11:51:38 AM EDT
lol!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:17:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By southeast_scrounger:
Sounds like he was jacked up on Diet Coke.



Yup, I could smell the distinctive sweet odor just oozing from his pores from yards away!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:19:24 PM EDT
ARDOC must have been on vacation down in FL
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:21:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:24:19 PM EDT
Well that explains why this 300lb fat slob was trying to attack me in the middle of the night. I dont know what you were drinking or shooting up but since, I dont drink I am not the one under influence.

Next time, I will make sure to bust some caps in your direction.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:26:08 PM EDT
Now I also understand why he kept saying something about getting back to Florida to meet someone named Clean-cut.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:26:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:31:13 PM EDT


Classic
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:38:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:40:39 PM EDT
It's a good thing he wasn't a ninja. When ninjas flip out, people's heads get cut off.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:41:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I didn't know ARDOC was asian. I always thought of him as this grizzled old white guy with sloppy hair and a salt-and-pepper beard, afraid that whenever he turned around, he would come face-to-face with a diseased vagina.



+1! Just goes to show that if you hang around here long enough, you'll learn something new!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:43:11 PM EDT
ibtl
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:43:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GarethB:
It's a good thing he wasn't a ninja. When ninjas flip out, people's heads get cut off.



He really didnt have a neck. His head kind of blended into his shoulders then his body just kept getting bigger until a massive beer gut was evident. But again he kept mumbling something about getting back to Florida to be with his lover Rachel.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:11:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By GarethB:
It's a good thing he wasn't a ninja. When ninjas flip out, people's heads get cut off.



He really didnt have a neck. His head kind of blended into his shoulders then his body just kept getting bigger until a massive beer gut was evident. But again he kept mumbling something about getting back to Florida to be with his lover Rachel.



OUCH!!!! That hurts!

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:21:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 8:26:11 PM EDT
Similar to the car wash, clever.
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