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Posted: 3/8/2010 2:53:01 PM EDT
... go to her dance lesson this evening, leaving me to "watch" the kids.



Should I do burnouts in the kitchen?
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:53:52 PM EDT
This thread is misleading. I was hoping for some drama.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:54:37 PM EDT




Originally Posted By mnd:



Should I do burnouts in the kitchen?




Trust me, I speak from experience...it is NOT a good idea to do when she is home!  

...but since she isn't home, I don't suppose that it could hurt much...do it and post pics!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:55:01 PM EDT
Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:55:31 PM EDT
I hereby decree that you are a vagina if you don't...
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:55:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kevin993:
This thread is misleading. I was hoping for some drama.

You don't think there will be drama if she comes home and the house smells like burned rubber and there are scorch marks on the linoleum?

Your wife must be even more laid back than mine is!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:04 PM EDT
I encourage said burnouts and anxiously await the divorce thread we were promised.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:10 PM EDT
burn outs and wheelies !
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:29 PM EDT
Just don't forget to pick up all the beer bottles and puke before she gets back, and do all the shooting downstairs, never upstairs.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:57:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mnd:
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."


pics or gtfo
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:58:05 PM EDT
I rode a CRF50 in my old house once.

once.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:58:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By mnd:
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."

pics or gtfo

Hey, all I've got are motorcycle pics.

I'll do what I can to procure photos of the dance recital later this year.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 2:59:40 PM EDT
does she want a new kitchen floor?.....do a burnout in the living room instead.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:00:16 PM EDT
Burnouts with pic. Or gtfo.  +10 if kids take the picture.

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Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:01:04 PM EDT



Originally Posted By mnd:



Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:


Originally Posted By mnd:


Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?



She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."


pics or gtfo


Hey, all I've got are motorcycle pics.



I'll do what I can to procure photos of the dance recital later this year.

There is no dance recital.














 
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:01:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2010 3:01:45 PM EDT by Noname]


Holy antique Cowpie Batman...!









That makes my 86 KX look "almost" new...!


...








Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:02:58 PM EDT
To be fair, what I'm doing is probably far worse than indoor hooliganism.



I bought our oldest daughter a dirt bike last November and am planning on inoculating her against "bad boys on bikes" by making a rider of her.

Today was a fairly clear day and I pulled the thing out of storage and she and I are going to pull stuff apart and find out what needs to be replaced.

I was told I could use the kitchen so long as I mopped the floor afterwords.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:03:04 PM EDT



Originally Posted By sailsail:





Originally Posted By mnd:


Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:


Originally Posted By mnd:


Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?



She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."


pics or gtfo


Hey, all I've got are motorcycle pics.



I'll do what I can to procure photos of the dance recital later this year.

There is no dance recital.












 


Word.  Play it safe OP.








Aaaaaaaaaaand dibs.



 
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:03:54 PM EDT
You MUST re-enact the scene from Weird Science where the mutant motorcycle gang invades the party
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:05:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Noname:
Holy antique Cowpie Batman...!

It's not like it's an old school Hodaka.

That makes my 86 KX look "almost" new...!
...

I paid less than a dollar per CC.  
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:05:24 PM EDT



Originally Posted By 0PSEC:





Originally Posted By sailsail:




Originally Posted By mnd:


Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:


Originally Posted By mnd:


Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?



She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."


pics or gtfo


Hey, all I've got are motorcycle pics.



I'll do what I can to procure photos of the dance recital later this year.

There is no dance recital.












 


Word.  Play it safe OP.



http://www.dave911.com/images/USAF_Thunderbird6_Eject.jpg



Aaaaaaaaaaand dibs.

 


Don't leave me with her! You need to pay for and take care of her! All I do is make her happy.

 
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:06:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kevin993:
This thread is misleading. I was hoping for some drama.

In for when she see's this thread, or the evidence on the floor

Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:10:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mnd:
To be fair, what I'm doing is probably far worse than indoor hooliganism.

http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_0377.JPG

I bought our oldest daughter a dirt bike last November and am planning on inoculating her against "bad boys on bikes" by making a rider of her.

Today was a fairly clear day and I pulled the thing out of storage and she and I are going to pull stuff apart and find out what needs to be replaced.

I was told I could use the kitchen so long as I mopped the floor afterwords.


Please tell me that she's just posing with the bike and you make her wear proper safety gear or at least a helmet.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:13:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By IronMedic:
Burnouts with pic. Or gtfo.  +10 if kids take the picture.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

The three year old would love it, but I'm not sure that the one year old would appreciate the racket.

My wife is just about to head out the door so we'll find out in a bit!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:14:36 PM EDT
you ain't got a hair on your ass if there are not donuts on the kitchen floor when your wife comes home...
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:15:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By phurba:
Please tell me that she's just posing with the bike and you make her wear proper safety gear or at least a helmet.

Yes, we got the bike home at 8:30 at night, and took pictures after she finished ripping around the yard without gear.


The bike hadn't been started (no fuel, or oil) and the front axle wasn't even torqued from being disassembled for transport.

Give me a little credit.

When we get all her gear sorted (prior to any riding) I expect she'll pass for a Power Ranger.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:25:47 PM EDT
cool looking little bike.........I bought the kids a KX-80 a long time ago (is that a KX-80 as well?).............fuck, that little bogger would flat out fly!!!

I sold it a week later a and got a Honda Cub and an XR-80.    Way more daughter friendly.

vmax84

But have fun with those burnouts in the kitchen!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:26:24 PM EDT
EJECT!......Oh wait.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 3:53:27 PM EDT
Guys, I'm busted.

There's a clean spot.


If I'm gonna hide this I'll have to scrub the whole floor.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:02:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mnd:
Guys, I'm busted.

There's a clean spot.
http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10772.JPG

If I'm gonna hide this I'll have to scrub the whole floor.


poor you
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:06:12 PM EDT
wow, that looks like an 81 or 82 KX80.

Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:11:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:14:04 PM EDT
My wife is at yoga right this minute......
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:27:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
wow, that looks like an 81 or 82 KX80.

1980.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:28:30 PM EDT
Surprisingly, it did buff out!



I'm working on the video upload right now.  
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:29:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Chris0013:
you ain't got a hair on your ass if there are not donuts on the kitchen floor when your wife comes home...


This

Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:32:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By toddvh:
Originally Posted By Chris0013:
you ain't got a hair on your ass if there are not donuts on the kitchen floor when your wife comes home...


This

It's a small kitchen guys.  It would take a better man than me to do even one donut in it.  (Or a lesser man on a smaller bike.  Or maybe a midget.)
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:37:02 PM EDT




Originally Posted By mnd:

Surprisingly, it did buff out!



http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10771.JPG



I'm working on the video upload right now.
How does it smell?



Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:41:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mnd:
Surprisingly, it did buff out!

http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10771.JPG

I'm working on the video upload right now.  


If that's anything other than real ceramic tile..... no way it buffed out.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:43:47 PM EDT
Burn outs and wheelies are OK.......Just don't show your tits!!!!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:43:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GNRNR:
Originally Posted By mnd:
Surprisingly, it did buff out!
http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10771.JPG
I'm working on the video upload right now.
How does it smell?

There was a bit of two-stroke haze going on.  Smells ok I guess.  Choke was on halfway so its running a little rich.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:44:27 PM EDT
watch your damn kids
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:46:36 PM EDT
pics of burnout please
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:48:16 PM EDT

Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:52:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mnd:
Surprisingly, it did buff out!

http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10771.JPG

I'm working on the video upload right now.  


Sweet.

Why is she taking dance lessons?

Last buddy of mine to do burnouts on the kitchen while his wife was at dance lessons ended up getting divorced.

Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:53:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2010 5:01:12 PM EDT by mnd]
Originally Posted By Muerte:
watch your damn kids

The one year old is asleep.  The three year old is finishing her bath.  The nine year old just got the front wheel off her bike.  The boy is fooling around on the computer.

I think I've got my bases covered, thanks.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 4:59:31 PM EDT
In for the Epic return of the wife.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 5:00:42 PM EDT


Link Posted: 3/8/2010 5:03:32 PM EDT




I want to see the video of the wife's reaction!

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