So the wife asked me......

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - So the wife asked me......

Posted: 8/30/2004 12:54:41 PM EDT

She asked me : "Why do men always equate love with sex?

I thought about it and said: "Well, it isn't really. It is part of the whole package surrounding the act of sex that we enjoy."

"How so?" she asked

I went on to explain: "Well, to a man it is like a hunting trip. The sex is the part at the end where your are in the bush, it's hot and sweaty but you're having a great time. But before the hunt you have to first pack the truck with all the supplies, like tents, rifles, food, and etc."

I continued: "Because otherwise there is no reason to pack the truck if your not going to hunt in the bush!!"

She just stared at me.......

So I asked again: "So Baby...Am I going hunting tonight or not?"
That's when she walked away.

WOMEN

SGatr15

Posted: 8/30/2004 12:56:30 PM EDT

[#1]

Sarge is sleeping on the couch tonight!

Posted: 8/30/2004 12:57:21 PM EDT

[#2]

Sarge rules.

Posted: 8/30/2004 12:57:56 PM EDT

[#3]

WALKED AWAY!?!

Better have been back to the kitchen!

Posted: 8/30/2004 12:58:53 PM EDT

[#4]

Maybe you should have made your point in short movie form.

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:01:29 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Maybe you should have made your point in short movie form.

Using dolls.

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:01:58 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Maybe you should have made your point in short movie form.
Using dolls.

Action figures.

edit to say - DoubleFeed free Willie!

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:05:04 PM EDT

[#7]

Womenz give sex, to receive love.

Men pretend love, to get sex.

Class dismissed.

Semper Fi

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:08:48 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I went on to explain: "Well, to a man it is like a hunting trip. The sex is the part at the end where your are in the bush, it's hot and sweaty but you're having a great time. But before the hunt you have to first pack the truck with all the supplies, like tents, rifles, food, and etc."
SGatr15

This is so true.

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:08:57 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
WALKED AWAY!?! Better have been back to the kitchen!

To make a pie and get a cold one!

BigDozer66

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:09:43 PM EDT

[#10]

She didnt give you one of those replys while walking away did she, Like "In Your Dreams" my wife says that all the time after we have a nice pleasant conversation

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:12:28 PM EDT

[#11]

You should let her borrow the male lithiuanian prostitute.

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:16:56 PM EDT

[#12]

This is how mother nature made men. If not, the human race would die out. The urge for sex for men is real strong to perpetuate the human race

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:19:12 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Maybe you should have made your point in short movie form.
Using dolls.

Action figures.

edit to say - DoubleFeed free Willie!

You think he will make a fuss again if I reborrow his face?

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:21:22 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Maybe you should have made your point in short movie form.
Using dolls.

Action figures.

edit to say - DoubleFeed free Willie!

You think he will make a fuss again if I reborrow his face?

Couldn't hurt to ask....your face isn't doing you any favors.

Sgtar15

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:22:46 PM EDT

[#15]

Most men don't equate sex with love. Where did she get that idea? Love and Sport Fuckin' are two separate animals.

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:23:39 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Maybe you should have made your point in short movie form.
Using dolls.

Action figures.

edit to say - DoubleFeed free Willie!

You think he will make a fuss again if I reborrow his face?

Couldn't hurt to ask....your face isn't doing you any favors.

Sgtar15

OUCH!

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:24:20 PM EDT

[#17]

makes sense to me. why go through all the BS for a limited payoff?

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:25:32 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Maybe you should have made your point in short movie form.
Using dolls.

Action figures.

edit to say - DoubleFeed free Willie!

You think he will make a fuss again if I reborrow his face?

Couldn't hurt to ask....your face isn't doing you any favors.

Sgtar15
OUCH!

You made better use of his face than he ever did.

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:40:39 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Womenz ~~give~~ pretend sex, to receive love.

Men pretend love, to get sex.

Class dismissed.

Semper Fi

fixed it for ya

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:52:18 PM EDT

[#20]

Men of good moral character equate love and sex for a very simple reason.....acceptance.

Let's omit one night stands, hookers, porn, and all that other stuff. Men equate the two because it is during sex when men are the most vulnerable physically and emotionally. Face it, when you are naked and prone, you are vulnerable. Also, when a woman willingly has sex with a guy, it is a form of acceptance. I strongly believe that acceptance is as strong an emotional drive as sex is a physical drive. Sex is a form of acceptance. Sex and love generally go hand in hand.

When you talk to unhappy married men (or any unhappy men in a long-term relationship with a woman) their greatest complaint isn't a lack of sex, but rather a lack of acceptance. For men, acceptance of exactly who they are and not what they can pretend to be is very important. When a guy says his mate nags him, criticizes him, insults or berates him, what he is communicating is that his mate doesn't accept him and he knows it and it just plain hurts.

Sex is an extension of acceptance. When a man is deprived of a sexual relationship with a woman because she uses sex as a means of expressing her level of satisfaction with a man, men typically withdraw. Some poor saps will try to remake themselves, but that is pretty much a waste of time.

When a woman feels justified in denying sex to her mate as a weapon for long-term punishment, the relationship is doomed. Once a woman sees her man as someone to be punished with something she promised, then she has reached a point of no return.

Woman scheme and men dream.

Posted: 8/30/2004 1:58:36 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Men of good moral character equate love and sex for a very simple reason.....acceptance.

Let's omit one night stands, hookers, porn, and all that other stuff. Men equate the two because it is during sex when men are the most vulnerable physically and emotionally. Face it, when you are naked and prone, you are vulnerable. Also, when a woman willingly has sex with a guy, it is a form of acceptance. I strongly believe that acceptance is as strong an emotional drive as sex is a physical drive. Sex is a form of acceptance. Sex and love generally go hand in hand.

When you talk to unhappy married men (or any unhappy men in a long-term relationship with a woman) their greatest complaint isn't a lack of sex, but rather a lack of acceptance. For men, acceptance of exactly who they are and not what they can pretend to be is very important. When a guy says his mate nags him, criticizes him, insults or berates him, what he is communicating is that his mate doesn't accept him and he knows it and it just plain hurts.

Sex is an extension of acceptance. When a man is deprived of a sexual relationship with a woman because she uses sex as a means of expressing her level of satisfaction with a man, men typically withdraw. Some poor saps will try to remake themselves, but that is pretty much a waste of time.

When a woman feels justified in denying sex to her mate as a weapon for long-term punishment, the relationship is doomed. Once a woman sees her man as someone to be punished with something she promised, then she has reached a point of no return.

Woman scheme and men dream.

SO right on the nail that it had to be quoted!!!
BTW excellent observation -

Edited for clarity

Posted: 8/30/2004 2:07:04 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Womenz give sex, to receive love.

Men pretend love, to get sex.

Class dismissed.

Semper Fi

I KNEW it!

Grrrrrrrr....

Posted: 8/30/2004 2:09:18 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Men of good moral character equate love and sex for a very simple reason.....acceptance....Woman scheme and men dream.

[Homer Simpson] That's just crazy talk![/Homer simpson]

Damn PsychoPolitical drones!

Posted: 8/30/2004 2:22:52 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Maybe you should have made your point in short movie form.
Using dolls.

LOL!!!!!! Dolls!!!

It's just spins my head when someone posts a "story" using dolls in a photo spread!

Dolls...that is just too fuckin' funny.

Posted: 8/30/2004 2:28:05 PM EDT

[#25]

Women have no sense of reality or humor.

Posted: 8/30/2004 2:38:39 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Womenz give sex, to receive love.

Men pretend love, to get sex.

Class dismissed.

Semper Fi

Ya hit the old nail right on the head

Posted: 8/30/2004 5:26:37 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Men of good moral character equate love and sex for a very simple reason.....acceptance.

Let's omit one night stands, hookers, porn, and all that other stuff. Men equate the two because it is during sex when men are the most vulnerable physically and emotionally. Face it, when you are naked and prone, you are vulnerable. Also, when a woman willingly has sex with a guy, it is a form of acceptance. I strongly believe that acceptance is as strong an emotional drive as sex is a physical drive. Sex is a form of acceptance. Sex and love generally go hand in hand.

When you talk to unhappy married men (or any unhappy men in a long-term relationship with a woman) their greatest complaint isn't a lack of sex, but rather a lack of acceptance. For men, acceptance of exactly who they are and not what they can pretend to be is very important. When a guy says his mate nags him, criticizes him, insults or berates him, what he is communicating is that his mate doesn't accept him and he knows it and it just plain hurts.

Sex is an extension of acceptance. When a man is deprived of a sexual relationship with a woman because she uses sex as a means of expressing her level of satisfaction with a man, men typically withdraw. Some poor saps will try to remake themselves, but that is pretty much a waste of time.

When a woman feels justified in denying sex to her mate as a weapon for long-term punishment, the relationship is doomed. Once a woman sees her man as someone to be punished with something she promised, then she has reached a point of no return.

Woman scheme and men dream.

My god! That's the gayest thing I've read in a while.

It's only sex. Believe it or not, there are millions of people who do the deed just because it is a very enjoyable pass time. There are groups of people who get together and just bang each other's brains out just because its fun. Regardless of what Oprah or Dr Phil says its still just Sport Fucking.

Posted: 8/30/2004 5:42:58 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Sarge rules.

+1

Posted: 8/30/2004 6:08:09 PM EDT

[#29]

Just look at porn on the computer and whip up a batch youself. It's less hassle.

Posted: 8/30/2004 6:11:05 PM EDT

[#30]

You forgot the Playboy in the pack.

Posted: 8/30/2004 6:23:56 PM EDT

[#31]

Man I shure could have used this 12 years ago!!h.gif

Posted: 8/30/2004 7:23:07 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Men of good moral character equate love and sex for a very simple reason.....acceptance.

Let's omit one night stands, hookers, porn, and all that other stuff. Men equate the two because it is during sex when men are the most vulnerable physically and emotionally. Face it, when you are naked and prone, you are vulnerable. Also, when a woman willingly has sex with a guy, it is a form of acceptance. I strongly believe that acceptance is as strong an emotional drive as sex is a physical drive. Sex is a form of acceptance. Sex and love generally go hand in hand.

When you talk to unhappy married men (or any unhappy men in a long-term relationship with a woman) their greatest complaint isn't a lack of sex, but rather a lack of acceptance. For men, acceptance of exactly who they are and not what they can pretend to be is very important. When a guy says his mate nags him, criticizes him, insults or berates him, what he is communicating is that his mate doesn't accept him and he knows it and it just plain hurts.

Sex is an extension of acceptance. When a man is deprived of a sexual relationship with a woman because she uses sex as a means of expressing her level of satisfaction with a man, men typically withdraw. Some poor saps will try to remake themselves, but that is pretty much a waste of time.

When a woman feels justified in denying sex to her mate as a weapon for long-term punishment, the relationship is doomed. Once a woman sees her man as someone to be punished with something she promised, then she has reached a point of no return.

Woman scheme and men dream.

DAMN! You drove THAT nail home with one swing! Outstanding!

AB

Posted: 8/30/2004 7:34:34 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Men of good moral character equate love and sex for a very simple reason.....acceptance.

Let's omit one night stands, hookers, porn, and all that other stuff. Men equate the two because it is during sex when men are the most vulnerable physically and emotionally. Face it, when you are naked and prone, you are vulnerable. Also, when a woman willingly has sex with a guy, it is a form of acceptance. I strongly believe that acceptance is as strong an emotional drive as sex is a physical drive. Sex is a form of acceptance. Sex and love generally go hand in hand.

When you talk to unhappy married men (or any unhappy men in a long-term relationship with a woman) their greatest complaint isn't a lack of sex, but rather a lack of acceptance. For men, acceptance of exactly who they are and not what they can pretend to be is very important. When a guy says his mate nags him, criticizes him, insults or berates him, what he is communicating is that his mate doesn't accept him and he knows it and it just plain hurts.

Sex is an extension of acceptance. When a man is deprived of a sexual relationship with a woman because she uses sex as a means of expressing her level of satisfaction with a man, men typically withdraw. Some poor saps will try to remake themselves, but that is pretty much a waste of time.

When a woman feels justified in denying sex to her mate as a weapon for long-term punishment, the relationship is doomed. Once a woman sees her man as someone to be punished with something she promised, then she has reached a point of no return.

Woman scheme and men dream.

Right on the head.
Hey Sarge, be grateful, at least your and yours still talk to each other. Its a good sign.....

Posted: 8/30/2004 7:38:12 PM EDT

[#34]

Sarge can hunt when they start making parts for that old Brown Bess of his... not even Dole's Blue Bess can salvahe his hunting trip...

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:05:10 AM EDT

[#35]

women use sex to get love

men use love to get sex....think about it

i dont know why youre worried about it sgtar, we all know you find anything but 3 minutes of silent missionary sex to be disgusting, perverted and amoral.

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:07:46 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

i dont know why youre worried about it sgtar, we all know you find anything but 3 minutes of silent missionary sex to be disgusting, perverted and amoral.

Boy you know why Catholic girls pray so much on their knees?
To get them ready for marriage.

SGatr15

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:22:02 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Quoted:

i dont know why youre worried about it sgtar, we all know you find anything but 3 minutes of silent missionary sex to be disgusting, perverted and amoral.

Boy you know why Catholic girls pray so much on their knees?

To get them ready for marriage.

SGatr15

The wife and I are both Catholic...

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:38:28 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
She asked me : "Why do men always equate love with sex?

SGatr15

She's setting you up to ask you to take her to a swingers club.

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:44:09 AM EDT

[#39]

Just a reminder : Planes, Boats, and women...its cheaper to rent. No long term maintence. Plus you get the options of trying a variety, a cessna 172 one day a piper cub the next, a masaratti one day a VW the next, a hot cabbana babe one day a asian redhead the next! WoooHooo!

unless of course you've been assimilated into the whole borg-like marriage thing

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:46:21 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
She asked me : "Why do men always equate love with sex?

I thought about it and said: "Well, it isn't really. It is part of the whole package surrounding the act of sex that we enjoy."

"How so?" she asked

I went on to explain: "Well, to a man it is like a hunting trip. The sex is the part at the end where your are in the bush, it's hot and sweaty but you're having a great time. But before the hunt you have to first pack the truck with all the supplies, like tents, rifles, food, and etc."

I continued: "Because otherwise there is no reason to pack the truck if your not going to hunt in the bush!!"

She just stared at me.......

So I asked again: "So Baby...Am I going hunting tonight or not?"
That's when she walked away.

WOMEN

SGatr15

I would just like to note that this is a very good example that women do not want the truth.
She asks you a seemingly harmless question. (harmless by men's standards anyway.) You give her an honest answer in the best terms you can think of to explain it. How does she react?
By getting angry or hurt. (tough to tell since I don't know her)

Also, and I'm going out on a limb here, but I think it's WOMEN that equate love with sex, not MEN.
Broad generalizations and I'm sure there are exceptions to every rule so not particularly aimed at anyone specific. Just my experience.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:01:06 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Men of good moral character equate love and sex for a very simple reason.....acceptance.

Let's omit one night stands, hookers, porn, and all that other stuff. Men equate the two because it is during sex when men are the most vulnerable physically and emotionally. Face it, when you are naked and prone, you are vulnerable. Also, when a woman willingly has sex with a guy, it is a form of acceptance. I strongly believe that acceptance is as strong an emotional drive as sex is a physical drive. Sex is a form of acceptance. Sex and love generally go hand in hand.

When you talk to unhappy married men (or any unhappy men in a long-term relationship with a woman) their greatest complaint isn't a lack of sex, but rather a lack of acceptance. For men, acceptance of exactly who they are and not what they can pretend to be is very important. When a guy says his mate nags him, criticizes him, insults or berates him, what he is communicating is that his mate doesn't accept him and he knows it and it just plain hurts.

Sex is an extension of acceptance. When a man is deprived of a sexual relationship with a woman because she uses sex as a means of expressing her level of satisfaction with a man, men typically withdraw. Some poor saps will try to remake themselves, but that is pretty much a waste of time.

When a woman feels justified in denying sex to her mate as a weapon for long-term punishment, the relationship is doomed. Once a woman sees her man as someone to be punished with something she promised, then she has reached a point of no return.

Woman scheme and men dream.

Dude, you better stop the Dr. Phil routine or your Man Card will get yanked by the Union. j/k..

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:08:09 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
She asked me : "Why do men always equate love with sex?

I thought about it and said: "Well, it isn't really. It is part of the whole package surrounding the act of sex that we enjoy."

"How so?" she asked

I went on to explain: "Well, to a man it is like a hunting trip. The sex is the part at the end where your are in the bush, it's hot and sweaty but you're having a great time. But before the hunt you have to first pack the truck with all the supplies, like tents, rifles, food, and etc."

I continued: "Because otherwise there is no reason to pack the truck if your not going to hunt in the bush!!"

She just stared at me.......

So I asked again: "So Baby...Am I going hunting tonight or not?"
That's when she walked away.

WOMEN

SGatr15

I'm gonna print this out.

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