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Posted: 2/23/2007 10:19:00 PM EST
Ok so I went out with some friends tonight, spent more than I wanted to on beer and cover charges. I got a wee bit drunk, but no big deal. So how the fuck are you supposed to find a decent woman in a bar.

The are either drunk, or with a male escort. Attention whores abound. Furthers my opinions that I should just do a mail order bride when I'm ready to marry.

Sad state of men and women.....whoring around and dumbasses thinking they are all smooth seducing a drunk 18 year old.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:20:18 PM EST
THe cry of a man who didn't get any!!
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:20:20 PM EST
Lick your eyebrows
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:22:21 PM EST
Buy her a drink..then ask: "Does this taste like GHB to you?"
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:23:22 PM EST
picking up chicks at a bar is a cliche. So to make it work, you have to go to a bar that supports that cliche. It doesnt work at every bar.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:23:58 PM EST
I'm not complaining, hell some random hot chick just gets in the backseat of my car while I'm waiting on a friend to come out of one establishment. I take her home.


The whole sluttly "I'll suck anyones cock" atttitude and the general lack of self respect just turn me off.

I don't mean to be a prude since I drink regularly and have my vices, but damn women my age (24) and young are such fucking whores its not even a turn on!
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:26:37 PM EST
Take some good advise and just say no to drunk chix in barz. You'll look back thank yourself in about 15 or 20 years. "Gee, I sure am glad I didn't get stuck with miss "I'm on the pill, teehee" like ole dumbnutz......."
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:27:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/23/2007 10:29:30 PM EST by the_ak_kid]

Originally Posted By Paveway_:
Ok so I went out with some friends tonight, spent more than I wanted to on beer and cover charges. I got a wee bit drunk, but no big deal. So how the fuck are you supposed to find a decent woman in a bar.

The are either drunk, or with a male escort. Attention whores abound. Furthers my opinions that I should just do a mail order bride when I'm ready to marry.

Sad state of men and women.....whoring around and dumbasses thinking they are all smooth seducing a drunk 18 year old.




Make a joke
Offer to buy her a drink
Ask her to dance (if she says no, turn and yell to your friends, "I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A FUR TRADER!!!)


ETA: If you really want to find a decent girl, quit lookin in bars.

been there, done that.

AK


Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:27:39 PM EST
Well I was gunna say roofies but if sluty doesnt turn you on ...I dunno.....it turns me on
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:29:17 PM EST
Pave,

I am about your age and my experience has been to stay away from bars for decent relationships.

For me, at least, the best relationships have blossomed when I've least expected them.

Ie, you cant and shouldn't force a one night stand for anything other than a one nighter.

Just my experience.

You'll find your chick when you aren't looking for her anymore. I'd almost guarantee you.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:30:44 PM EST
+ 1 Texgunner.....thats the same shit I went through.....Im not that much older than ya'll
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:31:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By the_ak_kid:
Ask her to dance (if she says no, turn and yell to your friends, "I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A FUR TRADER!!!)



I asked a girl to dance once.... she said no. I replied: "No; I said, you look fat in those pants!".

She started to cry and left. LOL, good old days.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:31:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/23/2007 10:44:50 PM EST by luecman]
If you really want to pick up women at a bar, go in at about 1400 on a Tuesday. The sort of women who frequent a bar at that time can have a "hungry" look in their eyes that can only be described as unnerving..........
In my experience, anyways
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:33:02 PM EST
the way to meet chicks is usually through friends or at work or at school or something. Social events that you enjoy. Do you go to church? Do you hang out at the book store or a coffee house? Do you have small parties with your friends? I've only met a few girls at bars, and they were really slutty. I just go to the bars to hang out with friends and have a few beers. And to be honest most girls i know when they go out to the clubs they just want to do the same thing, hang out with friends and drink and dance, they aren't really looking to hook up.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:33:10 PM EST
don't "try to pick up women". just go and have a good time. if you see someone you like, walk over and use the only guaranteed effective pickup line:

"hi. my name is _____."

if there are no good candidtaes, why worry about it?
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:33:48 PM EST
I heard the best place to pick up chicks is Denny's after the bars close. There's no need to buy 'em expensive drinks to loosen up since they're already drunk.

Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:34:01 PM EST
You gatta give em the crack.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:35:35 PM EST
Just say, " your too damned ugly to turn anyone down".
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:39:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:41:34 PM EST
C'mon now, what isn't appealing about this?


Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:43:19 PM EST
Maybe this will help you understand the dynamics of picking women up in a bar.




Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:45:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Slain:
I heard the best place to pick up chicks is Denny's after the bars close. There's no need to buy 'em expensive drinks to loosen up since they're already drunk.



this is god's truth right here. i've met more women in denny's/IHOP/cafe brazil than i can count. you have built-in bullshit right there.

"y'all look like you had fun."

followed up by any 3 of the following:

"where did y'all go tonight?"

"any good?"

"what's it like?"

"how are the people/music/drinks there?"

"are there any new places worth going to?"

"are there any after-hours places around here?"

after 3 questions, insert:

"by the way, my name is ____, and these are my buddies. we were at ____."

and give her a chance to ask you questions. if she does, go with it. if not, let it go.

Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:48:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Paveway_:
The are either drunk

What's the problem there? That just makes it easier!
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 10:56:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By Paveway_:
So how the fuck are you supposed to find a decent woman in a bar.



You don't


wanna bet? all kinds of people go to bars, from shooters to senators. my sister (PhD candidate) met her husband (harvard and MIT grad) at a bar. my parents, who are still married after 40+ years, met at a bar. my best friend (grad student) met his wife (architect) at my bar. my friend allan met his wife (speech pathologist) at a bar. my friend glenn met his fiancee (RN) at a bar. my friend troy met his wife (commercial producer) at a bar. hell, i met my ex-fiancee (respiratory therapist) at a bar.

you just have to know what you're looking for.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:01:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/23/2007 11:06:39 PM EST by fundummy]

Originally Posted By Paveway_:
Ok so I went out with some friends tonight, spent more than I wanted to on beer and cover charges. I got a wee bit drunk, but no big deal. So how the fuck are you supposed to find a decent woman in a bar.

The are either drunk, or with a male escort. Attention whores abound. Furthers my opinions that I should just do a mail order bride when I'm ready to marry.

Sad state of men and women.....whoring around and dumbasses thinking they are all smooth seducing a drunk 18 year old.


Pave ... I'm old enough to be your Grandpaw.

You are fuggin' up.
Taking life too seriously.
Bars and the clintel there are only there, to HAVE FUN.
They are not at a bar, looking for a relationship.
You could have had a super time tonight, but passed it up, looking for something.
I suggest backin' off and re-grouping.
Lay off the PC and get out and around, and enjoy yourself in a different or more versatile atmosphere.

loosen up dude, you are a type A... Try to have more fun. k?
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:09:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/23/2007 11:10:37 PM EST by M4MikelA3]

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By Paveway_:
So how the fuck are you supposed to find a decent woman in a bar.



You don't


I found my wife and mother of my two children in a bar. She's a very decent woman. Luckily, we both happen to be out having a good time the same night in the same place.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:13:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By sirensong:

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By Paveway_:
So how the fuck are you supposed to find a decent woman in a bar.



You don't


wanna bet? all kinds of people go to bars, from shooters to senators. my sister (PhD candidate) met her husband (harvard and MIT grad) at a bar. my parents, who are still married after 40+ years, met at a bar. my best friend (grad student) met his wife (architect) at my bar. my friend allan met his wife (speech pathologist) at a bar. my friend glenn met his fiancee (RN) at a bar. my friend troy met his wife (commercial producer) at a bar. hell, i met my ex-fiancee (respiratory therapist) at a bar.

you just have to know what you're looking for.


OR... NOT be looking for anything. Most of the people I know who have ever got frustrated by the bar think they are entitled to something just because they are there. You may find nothing but a pool game and a beer you may find the person who will be in your 50th anniversary pics.
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:19:16 PM EST


KETAMINE
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:24:55 PM EST
height=8
Originally Posted By southeast_scrounger:
Buy her a drink..then ask: "Does this taste like GHB to you?" hat
I like to top it off with something like, "hey baby, ever heard of a rusty trombone?".

bazzy
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:27:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rustyone:


KETAMINE


It will git ya 15 years... with all the BIG GUYS you never wanted to meet.

Ketamine has a wide range of effects in humans, including analgesia, dissociative anesthesia, hallucination, arterial hypertension, and bronchodilation.[3] It is primarily used for the induction and maintenance of general anesthesia, usually in combination with some sedative drug. Other uses include sedation in intensive care, analgesia (particularly in emergency medicine), and treatment of bronchospasm. It is also a popular anesthetic in veterinary medicine.

Is Date Rape is okay in prison ?..." It's Saturday Night Man ... who's that pretty boy ? "
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:37:47 PM EST



The way you pickup women at a bar is you go up and stand next to them and say
" Are you drunk enought yet to go home and have sex with me ??"


I learned this method from "My name is Earl."
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:38:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By fundummy:

Originally Posted By Rustyone:


KETAMINE


It will git ya 15 years... with all the BIG GUYS you never wanted to meet.

Ketamine has a wide range of effects in humans, including analgesia, dissociative anesthesia, hallucination, arterial hypertension, and bronchodilation.[3] It is primarily used for the induction and maintenance of general anesthesia, usually in combination with some sedative drug. Other uses include sedation in intensive care, analgesia (particularly in emergency medicine), and treatment of bronchospasm. It is also a popular anesthetic in veterinary medicine.

Is Date Rape is okay in prison ?..." It's Saturday Night Man ... who's that pretty boy ? "



SSSHHHHHHHH!
Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:40:17 PM EST
"Hey babe, want to go get a pizza and fuck?"

<slap>

"What? You don't like pizza?"


Link Posted: 2/23/2007 11:47:25 PM EST
Before I got married I preferred the fireman's carry out the back door.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:20:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By M4MikelA3:

Originally Posted By sirensong:

you just have to know what you're looking for.


OR... NOT be looking for anything. Most of the people I know who have ever got frustrated by the bar think they are entitled to something just because they are there. You may find nothing but a pool game and a beer you may find the person who will be in your 50th anniversary pics.


hmmm...sounds a lot like:


Originally Posted By sirensong:
don't "try to pick up women". just go and have a good time.


from page 1.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:22:50 AM EST
wheres the pic of the poster that says "Beer-helping ugly people get laid since 1852" or something like that?
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:24:22 AM EST
Use a forklift
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:26:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
THe cry of a man who didn't get any!!


+1
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:27:49 AM EST
Have you tried Myspace.com?
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:28:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Paveway_:

I don't mean to be a prude since I drink regularly and have my vices, but damn women my age (24) and young are such fucking whores its not even a turn on!


equality can be a bitch.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:29:27 AM EST
IF you want to fuck you just have to ask. Assuming you are having a conversation and it's positive, then claim your prize.

"Let's go back to my place. I have some really rare wine that I'd love to share with you, and the music is much better, plus I am an excellent breakfast cook."

You have a 50/50 shot. Just keep moving till you get a yes.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 10:29:58 AM EST
"Desperation is a stinky cologne Jack."
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 11:09:43 AM EST
Move to a college town.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 11:25:58 AM EST
Women can smell desperation. If you are going out intending to look for women, you might as well pack it in right then and there. You'll still be alone that night, but you'll have all of your money.

It's when you aren't looking, or even thinking about dating, that you start to find quality women.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 11:29:56 AM EST
Give up ,most women dont like arfcommers . Most 20 something womenz think the guns are icky and that laguana beach is the capital of the united states. At least the retarded ones around here to.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 11:34:38 AM EST
Keep them laughing.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 11:38:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 11:51:54 AM EST
You could always go Bi!!

Improves your odds by 100%
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 11:55:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Repo1911:
Have you tried Myspace.com?


+100
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 12:00:57 PM EST
I've noticed the same thing...and what somebody posted earlier....
go into a bar on a weekday afternoon and if any single women are in there
you'll learn the meaning of the word "needs". I only go to bars
rarely anymore. The best place I've found to meet women is
playing co-ed sports. Give that a shot.
Link Posted: 2/24/2007 12:05:10 PM EST
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