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Posted: 9/30/2011 10:25:35 PM EST

She says she wants someone to help around the house, and to keep her company when I am at work.

Do you guys think this is a good idea?

How can I go about this legally?

Do you think I should go older or younger for second wife?

My first wife says she will be boss wife, do you think this will cause conflict?

What kind of clergyman do you think will be willing to do the marriage?

Thanks in advance for the advice guys!

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:27:11 PM EST

[#1]

dibs on your guns! It's a tarp!

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:27:17 PM EST

[#2]

It's a TARP. Eject.

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:27:27 PM EST

[#3]

Definitely a trap

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:27:36 PM EST

[#4]

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:28:35 PM EST

[#5]

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:28:48 PM EST

[#6]

works out quite well actually

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:29:00 PM EST

[#7]

Ask Warren Jeffs to officiate for you.
Oh wait..

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:29:14 PM EST

[#8]

Quoted:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs186.snc3/19350_311791411319_306380941319_4565014_7008404_n.jpg

No, sorry.

This is a for real thread.

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:31:43 PM EST

[#9]

My wife said the same thing. The problem is that my wife's standards for my girlfriend are much higher than mine thus it is very unlikely that I would ever find someone to fit the bill.

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:32:49 PM EST

[#10]

I predict this will go as epic as the 'What round for Grandpa' thread.

You don't want to be outnumbered like that.

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:33:51 PM EST

[#11]

Never risk being out voted.

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:34:47 PM EST

[#12]

TWO PMS monsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:35:01 PM EST

[#13]

Get a hat that says "Free Wife, Limit One"

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:35:04 PM EST

[#14]

Wait wait... I always wanted to say this here.....

ALET! ALET! Tarp! Tarp! Eject and get foing!!

Oh! And don't forget: SIIHAPP

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:35:32 PM EST

[#15]

Go for it! What could go wrong! Post pics/video.

Oh and younger. Definitely younger.

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:38:01 PM EST

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs186.snc3/19350_311791411319_306380941319_4565014_7008404_n.jpg

No, sorry.

This is a for real thread.

OK. If she'll only allow the "help around the house" and "keep her company while you're at work," but will disallow the sexual benefits, then I might sort of believe you. Maybe.

But still...

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:39:42 PM EST

[#17]

Isn't there someone on arfcom who has that sort of arrangement?

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:41:05 PM EST

[#18]

IN on 1 for possible shenanigans

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:42:48 PM EST

[#19]

Sounds like the wife wants a wife. Sooner or later you'll

be out of the picture.

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:45:32 PM EST

[#20]

Quoted:
She says she wants someone to help around the house, and to keep her company when I am at work.

Do you guys think this is a good idea? Yes.

How can I go about this legally? *

Do you think I should go older or younger for second wife? Younger. Easier to manipulate.

My first wife says she will be boss wife, do you think this will cause conflict? See above.

What kind of clergyman do you think will be willing to do the marriage? *

Thanks in advance for the advice guys! Always willing to help.

*= Move up here to Washington Parish, no problem as long as you tell them it's your 2nd cousin.

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:45:33 PM EST

[#21]

Quoted:
Isn't there someone on arfcom who has that sort of arrangement?

Yeah, Hedonist I think?

For those of yall saying this is a troll thread or a trap, here is how it came up:

She did a baby eye chart thing, she wants a blue eyed baby, but the chart said we only had a 12.6% chance, so I said we had to have at least 8 babies to optimize our chances of getting one. She only wants three so she said I should have them with a second wife, then she got excited about it and started talking about how second wife could help clean, take care of kids, etc etc. The house next door to mine is also for sale, so she suggested I buy it and make a compound.

What do you guys think?

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:47:11 PM EST

[#22]

Quoted:
Isn't there someone on arfcom who has that sort of arrangement?

Didn't the women end up figuring out they didn't need him as part o the equation and went full lez?

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:48:57 PM EST

[#23]

A second wife for a boutique baby? Wouldn't colored contacts be cheaper?

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:50:08 PM EST

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Isn't there someone on arfcom who has that sort of arrangement?

Yeah, Hedonist I think?

For those of yall saying this is a troll thread or a trap, here is how it came up:

She did a baby eye chart thing, she wants a blue eyed baby, but the chart said we only had a 12.6% chance, so I said we had to have at least 8 babies to optimize our chances of getting one. She only wants three so she said I should have them with a second wife, then she got excited about it and started talking about how second wife could help clean, take care of kids, etc etc. The house next door to mine is also for sale, so she suggested I buy it and make a compound.

What do you guys think?

What could possibly go wrong?

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Posted: 9/30/2011 10:51:30 PM EST

[#25]

Quoted:
A second wife for a boutique baby? Wouldn't colored contacts be cheaper?

Contacts? On a bay?

Thats fucked up dude.

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:52:33 PM EST

[#26]

She did a baby eye chart thing, she wants a blue eyed baby, but the chart said we only had a 12.6% chance, so I said we had to have at least 8 babies to optimize our chances of getting one. She only wants three so she said I should have them with a second wife, then she got excited about it and started talking about how second wife could help clean, take care of kids, etc etc. The house next door to mine is also for sale, so she suggested I buy it and make a compound.

Trap, and wife is nuts for being that vigilant for wanting a blue eyed baby... 90% chance they all are blue eyed the first 3 months!

Just saying

Posted: 9/30/2011 10:56:48 PM EST

[#27]

Quoted:
dibs on your guns! It's a tarp!

You can have the guns i just want his paki tape and the whore face and eagle stickers!

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:02:43 PM EST

[#28]

Quoted:
She says she wants someone to help around the house, and to keep her company when I am at work.

Not sure this makes much sense, really. Considering you would (presumably) get to screw them both.

Quoted:
Do you guys think this is a good idea?

Not really, seems like it would complicate things so bad, that you might end up losing Wife #1

Quoted:
How can I go about this legally?

I don't think you can.

Quoted:
Do you think I should go older or younger for second wife?

Depends, what would YOU like?

Quoted:
My first wife says she will be boss wife, do you think this will cause conflict?

Not going to happen! What kind of woman who is not a total loser would take a back seat and be "the bitch"?

Quoted:
What kind of clergyman do you think will be willing to do the marriage?

Warren Jeffs, but he's in prison and ain't getting out anytime soon.

Quoted:
Thanks in advance for the advice guys!

You're welcome. MUCHO CAUTION! Danger Will Robinson!!!!

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:15:47 PM EST

[#29]

Are you sure she was serious? I mean I've had random convos that were long and detailed and completely just us bs-in around. I can see some arfcommers saying trap meaning she's setting you up for an argument later. I'd be wary man.

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:17:07 PM EST

[#30]

It's totally Halal: up to 5 wives is hoob to buro!

You just have to treat each equally.

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:23:46 PM EST

[#31]

Quoted:
I predict this will go as epic as the 'What round for Grandpa' thread.

You don't want to be outnumbered like that.

I can't help but laugh every time I see those words.

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:24:26 PM EST

[#32]

The penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law.

Which is why you need to marry sisters.

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:26:17 PM EST

[#33]

She's feeling guilty about something. Tell her to settle for a concupine

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:33:25 PM EST

[#34]

Quoted:
She's feeling guilty about something. Tell her to settle for a concupine

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:41:44 PM EST

[#35]

She's testing you. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:43:29 PM EST

[#36]

Quoted:
The penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law.

Which is why you need to marry sisters.

She doesnt have any sisters.

Plus, diversity is our strength.

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:46:37 PM EST

[#37]

I support polygamy.

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:48:21 PM EST

[#38]

So far nobody has asked for pics of either wife, what's going on?

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:49:08 PM EST

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law.

Which is why you need to marry sisters.

She doesnt have any sisters.

Plus, diversity is our strength.

Then you owe it to your family to only shop amongst geographically distant stocks of womenfolk.

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:52:21 PM EST

[#40]

WHY YOU NO GET DANCING BOY RATHER?

CAN SING

CAN DANCE

CAN GET WATER FROM WELL

CAN MAKE NARGIS KABOB

CAN SWEEP RUG

.

Posted: 9/30/2011 11:59:28 PM EST

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

The penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law.

Which is why you need to marry sisters.

She doesnt have any sisters.

Plus, diversity is our strength.

ARMY DIVERSITY STRONG

Posted: 10/1/2011 12:02:03 AM EST

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She's feeling guilty about something. Tell her to settle for a concupbine

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a381/yekimak/ScreenShot2011-10-01at123218AM.jpg

SHIT!!!!!!

Posted: 10/1/2011 12:20:07 AM EST

[#43]

Quoted:
So far nobody has asked for pics of either wife, what's going on?

Well how would I have pics of second wife? I have not even decided to get a second one yet, Im asking ARF for advice first.

Posted: 10/1/2011 12:22:54 AM EST

[#44]

You can have mine.

Paypal or postal MO. Upon receiving payment, I will box her up and ship her your way.

She'll do ya good if you like, bitchy, nagging, unable to please, money grubbing, slutty women.

Posted: 10/1/2011 12:33:21 AM EST

[#45]

I've read on the internet (so it must be true) that men either want 1 wife, or 3. 2 means they can gang up on you, but with 3, you'll almost always have one on your side.