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Posted: 6/18/2009 7:22:02 AM EST
I said your right.
We'll both be me
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 7:23:08 AM EST
When I got married I became "none"
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 7:26:09 AM EST
one what?
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 7:45:53 AM EST
WHEN WE BEGIN TO ARGUE, I JUST REMINDED HER THAT I PROPOSED WITH THE FOLLOWING CLAUSES :" I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WILL BE IN TEN YEARS" AND "WILL YOU JOIN MY LIFE?".

THEREFOR: I WILL WIN ALL FIGHTS 'CUZ SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS "TO BE WITH ME", AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

THUS: IT'S ALL HER FAULT..... NOW , MAKE ME A SANDWITCH
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 7:46:59 AM EST
Originally Posted By ar154all:
WHEN WE BEGIN TO ARGUE, I JUST REMINDED HER THAT I PROPOSED WITH THE FOLLOWING CLAUSES :" I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WILL BE IN TEN YEARS" AND "WILL YOU JOIN MY LIFE?".

THEREFOR: I WILL WIN ALL FIGHTS 'CUZ SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS "TO BE WITH ME", AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

THUS: IT'S ALL HER FAULT..... NOW , MAKE ME A SANDWITCH


caps lock dude
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 7:51:40 AM EST
Eject!
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 7:54:17 AM EST
If that was the case, then I get to play with "our" poon anytime I want, right?

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Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:10:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By pale_pony:
If that was the case, then I get to play with "our" poon anytime I want, right?

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That is self love.
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:12:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:14:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:16:28 AM EST


OLD!

DUPE!
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:18:51 AM EST
An old fuddy duddy? Stick in the mud mebbe?
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:18:56 AM EST
Stick it in her butt and act suprised when she doesn't enjoy it as much as you do, since you're the same and all...
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:20:35 AM EST
I try real hard to get inside her.
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:25:04 AM EST
Hold that thought - if you're truly one, wouldn't any sexual contact be incest?

Just sayin'...
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:32:17 AM EST
Nothing like co-dependency to make your life miserable.

This is her excuse for trying to control you, tell you how to live, what to do, when to do it, etc.

This is part of (a BIG part) the reason my ex and I divorced.

Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:35:36 AM EST
I tell my wife that she can't turn me down for sex because she was bought and paid for.
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:37:33 AM EST
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
When I got married I became "none"


Does your neighbor "none" know you're impersonating him?
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:53:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By MTUSA:
I said your right.
We'll both be me


Go F*** yourself?
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 8:54:31 AM EST
My wife says she's going to file a civil suit against my Xbox for interfering with "marital bliss" or some such thing. Whatever. Precious Xbox!
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:10:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:16:14 AM EST
Originally Posted By GrumpyM4:
Nothing like co-dependency to make your life miserable.

Worth repeating.
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:19:43 AM EST
You do become one –– a family.

However this does NOT sacrifice your individuality.

Any woman who says otherwise deserves a studio apartment with 87 cats and to forever remain an old maid.

_MaH
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:20:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:21:31 AM EST
Originally Posted By ar154all:
WHEN WE BEGIN TO ARGUE, I JUST REMINDED HER THAT I PROPOSED WITH THE FOLLOWING CLAUSES :" I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WILL BE IN TEN YEARS" AND "WILL YOU JOIN MY LIFE?".

THEREFOR: I WILL WIN ALL FIGHTS 'CUZ SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS "TO BE WITH ME", AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

THUS: IT'S ALL HER FAULT..... NOW , MAKE ME A SANDWITCH


That logic will surely lead to a long, happy marriage.
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:23:12 AM EST
Dude, your screwed.
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:23:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By ar154all:
WHEN WE BEGIN TO ARGUE, I JUST REMINDED HER THAT I PROPOSED WITH THE FOLLOWING CLAUSES :" I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WILL BE IN TEN YEARS" AND "WILL YOU JOIN MY LIFE?".

THEREFOR: I WILL WIN ALL FIGHTS 'CUZ SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS "TO BE WITH ME", AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

THUS: IT'S ALL HER FAULT..... NOW , MAKE ME A SANDWITCH


This post reminds me of an Alice Cooper song

_MaH
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:24:00 AM EST
You both have become One with the Whiny One.
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:24:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By RayGunz2:
one what?


Hermaphrodite.
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:25:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/18/2009 9:27:25 AM EST
Originally Posted By wunbadweel:
Hold that thought - if you're truly one, wouldn't any sexual contact be incest masturbation?

Just sayin'...


Fixed...unless you have a funny looking family tree.
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