So my wife is watching OPRAH

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Posted: 10/5/2005 12:09:01 PM EDT

I hear a commotion on the TV so I look back at the screen as Oprah is walking her fat ass out onto the stage. The white soccer moms in the audience go fucking wild for her. They were screaming like she was a rock star or something. One of the women was actually crying like women used to cry when The Beatles came out on stage.

What the fuck? I had no idea Orca had this kind of power over soccer moms. If you've never seen the beginning of an Oprah show (as I hadn't until 2 minutes ago) you need to see this. Talk about a personality cult.

In closing, our world is full of sheep. That is all.

Posted: 10/5/2005 12:09:50 PM EDT

[#1]

Its her boyish good looks.

Posted: 10/5/2005 12:12:09 PM EDT

[#2]

This isn't news. Saturday Night Live did a funny skit that featured “The Oprah” being brought in on a big stretcher type thing that royalty would lay on and be carried around on by servants. She was trying to purchase Monica Lewinski's story. It’s disturbing how much women worship her. She’s got her own freaking magazine for Christ’s sake.

Posted: 10/5/2005 12:13:55 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
This isn't news. Saturday Night Live did a funny skit that featured “The Oprah” being brought in on a big stretcher type thing that royalty would lay on and be carried around on by servants. She was trying to purchase Monica Lewinski's story. It’s disturbing how much women worship her. She’s got her own freaking magazine for Christ’s sake.

The Oprah has spoken!!!!!!!!!

All hail The Oprah.

Posted: 10/5/2005 12:17:06 PM EDT

[#4]

So?

Start hitting the pron sites

Tell her " You look at what you want and I Look at what I want"

Posted: 10/5/2005 12:19:11 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
If you've never seen the beginning of an Oprah show ~~(as I hadn't until 2 minutes ago)~~ (I see it every day when I watch the Oprah Show) you need to see this.

Fixed it for ya!

Posted: 10/5/2005 12:22:19 PM EDT

[#6]

I consider Oprah and Longenberger to be female cults and should be treated as such.

Posted: 10/5/2005 12:28:02 PM EDT

[#7]

sounds like its time for her to get a job

Posted: 10/5/2005 12:29:09 PM EDT

[#8]

Thats because they all think they are getting cars or something.

Posted: 10/5/2005 12:29:41 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I consider Oprah and Longenberger to be female cults and should be treated as such.

And this man is The Anti-Christ

Posted: 10/5/2005 1:54:59 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I consider Oprah and Longenberger to be female cults and should be treated as such.

And this man is The Anti-Christ

www.00ebooks.com/images/dr-phil-books.jpg

Doesn't the Anti-Christ have his own show now?

He got his hooked up with her in Amarillo. The term steers and queers applies to him.

Posted: 10/5/2005 2:00:59 PM EDT

[#11]

So my wife is watching OPRAH

1. Stop.

2. Take the remote.

3. Do not let her touch it.

4. Ever.

Posted: 10/5/2005 2:11:31 PM EDT

[#12]

Oprah never gave me shit...

That being said, she is supposed to be an uber-bitch control-freak and will even go around to make sure no one on the set is chewing gum...supposed to be one of her pet peeves.

Posted: 10/5/2005 2:13:47 PM EDT

[#13]

I had to add this...

The story goes that, when she was born, her aunt was filling out the birth certificate information. Her name was supposed to be "ORPHA" as found in the book of Ruth in the old testament.

Stupid bitch misspelled it as OPRAH instead of ORPHA because she was functionally illiterate.

Posted: 10/5/2005 2:16:46 PM EDT

[#14]

Yeah but look at what a cool Halloween mask she would be?

Posted: 10/5/2005 2:24:44 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
So my wife is watching OPRAH

1. Stop.

2. Take the remote.

3. Do not let her touch it.

4. Ever.

+1

Can't believe anyone is married to a woman who watches that shit.

Big RED FLAG.

Posted: 10/5/2005 2:28:48 PM EDT

[#16]

This year, Winfrey became the first African-American woman to join Forbes' list of the World's Richest People with a net worth of $1 billion.

Posted: 10/5/2005 2:30:49 PM EDT

[#17]

the big O is is the devil

really

Posted: 10/5/2005 6:35:04 PM EDT

[#18]

You mean noone here would "hit it"?

Damn, guess I'm the only one . . .

Posted: 10/5/2005 6:45:39 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
You mean noone here would "hit it"?

Damn, guess I'm the only one . . .

I guess so.

Nick

Posted: 10/5/2005 6:55:35 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
You mean noone here would "hit it"?

Damn, guess I'm the only one . . .

What do you mean? Like hit it with a fucking truck or something?

Posted: 10/5/2005 6:58:05 PM EDT

[#21]

yeah, it's pretty screwed up

Posted: 10/5/2005 7:05:10 PM EDT

[#22]

I call BS

Everyone knows that whitey is racist and won't cheer for a black woman.

Posted: 10/5/2005 7:05:33 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You mean noone here would "hit it"?

Damn, guess I'm the only one . . .

What do you mean? Like hit it with a fucking truck or something?

More like a tank with a plw blade on the front.

twice.

Posted: 10/5/2005 7:10:10 PM EDT

[#24]

Oprah has helped someone today

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=396572

Posted: 10/5/2005 7:10:11 PM EDT

[#25]

She's a man hater grade A.

She blames men for women's problems... uh, right.

Posted: 10/5/2005 8:37:12 PM EDT

[#26]

Women cheer at the Oprah show because there is probably a big neon sign that pops out over the stage and says "cheer your fat asses off!!" Most shows taped in front of an audience do this...

I don't begrudge her anything although her politics probably don't match mine...Hell, Martha "inmate number 55170-054" Stewart is going to make millions this year off the soccer moms and no one says shit..

Posted: 10/5/2005 10:50:02 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Women cheer at the Oprah show because there is probably a big neon sign that pops out over the stage and says "cheer your fat asses off!!" Most shows taped in front of an audience do this...

I don't begrudge her anything although her politics probably don't match mine...Hell, Martha "inmate number 55170-054" Stewart is going to make millions this year off the soccer moms and no one says shit..

Well that isn't true. I remember when her ass went up a LOT of people here said a LOT of shit.

And just because MS is a overpaid, vapid, poor excuse for a human being doesn't mean Oprah isn't.

Posted: 10/5/2005 10:53:25 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
So my wife is watching OPRAH

1. Stop.

2. Take the remote.

3. Do not let her touch it.

4. Ever.

The man with a plan, listen to him or your wife will be sending your money to Africa in no time.

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