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Posted: 10/5/2005 12:09:01 PM EDT
I hear a commotion on the TV so I look back at the screen as Oprah is walking her fat ass out onto the stage. The white soccer moms in the audience go fucking wild for her. They were screaming like she was a rock star or something. One of the women was actually crying like women used to cry when The Beatles came out on stage.

What the fuck? I had no idea Orca had this kind of power over soccer moms. If you've never seen the beginning of an Oprah show (as I hadn't until 2 minutes ago) you need to see this. Talk about a personality cult.

In closing, our world is full of sheep. That is all.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:09:50 PM EDT
Its her boyish good looks.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:12:09 PM EDT
This isn't news. Saturday Night Live did a funny skit that featured “The Oprah” being brought in on a big stretcher type thing that royalty would lay on and be carried around on by servants. She was trying to purchase Monica Lewinski's story. It’s disturbing how much women worship her. She’s got her own freaking magazine for Christ’s sake.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:13:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Alien:
This isn't news. Saturday Night Live did a funny skit that featured “The Oprah” being brought in on a big stretcher type thing that royalty would lay on and be carried around on by servants. She was trying to purchase Monica Lewinski's story. It’s disturbing how much women worship her. She’s got her own freaking magazine for Christ’s sake.




The Oprah has spoken!!!!!!!!!

All hail The Oprah.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:17:06 PM EDT
So?

Start hitting the pron sites

Tell her " You look at what you want and I Look at what I want"

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:19:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DOW:
If you've never seen the beginning of an Oprah show (as I hadn't until 2 minutes ago) (I see it every day when I watch the Oprah Show) you need to see this.




Fixed it for ya!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:22:19 PM EDT
I consider Oprah and Longenberger to be female cults and should be treated as such.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:28:02 PM EDT
sounds like its time for her to get a job
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:29:09 PM EDT
Thats because they all think they are getting cars or something.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:29:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Shadowsabre:
I consider Oprah and Longenberger to be female cults and should be treated as such.



And this man is The Anti-Christ

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 1:54:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ironoxbows:

Originally Posted By Shadowsabre:
I consider Oprah and Longenberger to be female cults and should be treated as such.



And this man is The Anti-Christ

www.00ebooks.com/images/dr-phil-books.jpg




Doesn't the Anti-Christ have his own show now?

He got his hooked up with her in Amarillo. The term steers and queers applies to him.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 2:00:59 PM EDT
So my wife is watching OPRAH


1. Stop.

2. Take the remote.

3. Do not let her touch it.

4. Ever.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 2:11:31 PM EDT
Oprah never gave me shit...

That being said, she is supposed to be an uber-bitch control-freak and will even go around to make sure no one on the set is chewing gum...supposed to be one of her pet peeves.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 2:13:47 PM EDT
I had to add this...

The story goes that, when she was born, her aunt was filling out the birth certificate information. Her name was supposed to be "ORPHA" as found in the book of Ruth in the old testament.

Stupid bitch misspelled it as OPRAH instead of ORPHA because she was functionally illiterate.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 2:16:46 PM EDT
Yeah but look at what a cool Halloween mask she would be?

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 2:24:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lennster:
So my wife is watching OPRAH


1. Stop.

2. Take the remote.

3. Do not let her touch it.

4. Ever.



+1

Can't believe anyone is married to a woman who watches that shit.

Big RED FLAG.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 2:28:48 PM EDT

This year, Winfrey became the first African-American woman to join Forbes' list of the World's Richest People with a net worth of $1 billion.


Link Posted: 10/5/2005 2:30:49 PM EDT
the big O is is the devil



really
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:35:04 PM EDT
You mean noone here would "hit it"?

Damn, guess I'm the only one . . .
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:45:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glock223:
You mean noone here would "hit it"?

Damn, guess I'm the only one . . .



I guess so.

Nick
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:55:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glock223:
You mean noone here would "hit it"?

Damn, guess I'm the only one . . .



What do you mean? Like hit it with a fucking truck or something?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:58:05 PM EDT
yeah, it's pretty screwed up
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 7:05:10 PM EDT
I call BS


Everyone knows that whitey is racist and won't cheer for a black woman.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 7:05:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By afman91201:

Originally Posted By glock223:
You mean noone here would "hit it"?

Damn, guess I'm the only one . . .



What do you mean? Like hit it with a fucking truck or something?




More like a tank with a plw blade on the front.

twice.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 7:10:10 PM EDT
Oprah has helped someone today


ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=396572


Link Posted: 10/5/2005 7:10:11 PM EDT
She's a man hater grade A.

She blames men for women's problems... uh, right.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 8:37:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2005 8:39:44 PM EDT by VoodooChile]
Women cheer at the Oprah show because there is probably a big neon sign that pops out over the stage and says "cheer your fat asses off!!" Most shows taped in front of an audience do this...

I don't begrudge her anything although her politics probably don't match mine...Hell, Martha "inmate number 55170-054" Stewart is going to make millions this year off the soccer moms and no one says shit..
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:50:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
Women cheer at the Oprah show because there is probably a big neon sign that pops out over the stage and says "cheer your fat asses off!!" Most shows taped in front of an audience do this...

I don't begrudge her anything although her politics probably don't match mine...Hell, Martha "inmate number 55170-054" Stewart is going to make millions this year off the soccer moms and no one says shit..



Well that isn't true. I remember when her ass went up a LOT of people here said a LOT of shit.

And just because MS is a overpaid, vapid, poor excuse for a human being doesn't mean Oprah isn't.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:53:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lennster:
So my wife is watching OPRAH


1. Stop.

2. Take the remote.

3. Do not let her touch it.

4. Ever.




The man with a plan, listen to him or your wife will be sending your money to Africa in no time.
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