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Posted: 10/27/2013 3:50:13 PM EST
She came home tonite and got naked and said she needed to get out of her clothes so she would "feel better". I think D-day is near.
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The baby is coming out her ass? Is that what happens when you do anal?
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Yes. I have concerns.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 3:52:17 PM EST
How far along is she?? You know tapping that can help expedite her going into labor...
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Pictures of said ASS
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If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.
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8+ months.
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Yes. I have concerns.
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Originally Posted By Shalashaska:
The baby is coming out her ass? Is that what happens when you do anal?


Yes. I have concerns.


Well, it'll probably grow up to be a lawyer.

I mean, that's a good profession, right?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 3:53:58 PM EST
Those are called hemorrhoids
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If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.
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If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.

So we're talking a pretty big ass then, right?
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As my wife's OB put it "You know, the same thing that got you here will get you out."
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So we're talking a pretty big ass then, right?
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If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.

So we're talking a pretty big ass then, right?


Huge. Still round, not dimpled, but huge.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 3:55:55 PM EST
And I thought this was a hemorrhoid thread, why am I disappointed?


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Huge. Still round, not dimpled, but huge.
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Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Originally Posted By macphisto:
Pics not loading.


If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.

So we're talking a pretty big ass then, right?


Huge. Still round, not dimpled, but huge.


Dibs on guns.
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Huge. Still round, not dimpled, but huge.
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Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Originally Posted By macphisto:
Pics not loading.


If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.

So we're talking a pretty big ass then, right?


Huge. Still round, not dimpled, but huge.


I could post it in BOTD, but that seems somehow... nasty. Like, check out this prego hooker's ass nasty. Hmmm.
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If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.
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If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.



You know what OP your an alright type of guy
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Oh how dare you!
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Originally Posted By Ragin_Cajun:
Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Originally Posted By Shalashaska:
The baby is coming out her ass? Is that what happens when you do anal?


Yes. I have concerns.


Well, it'll probably grow up to be a lawyer.

I mean, that's a good profession, right?
Oh how dare you!

Calm down, at least he didn't say "internet forum moderator".


Link Posted: 10/27/2013 3:57:08 PM EST
Bathe her....and bring her to me.
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Meant to post Youtube about "knowing nothing about birthing babies" but the only ones there from Gone with the Wind are edited to make them reflect leftist perceptions.


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Dibs on guns.
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Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Originally Posted By macphisto:
Pics not loading.


If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.

So we're talking a pretty big ass then, right?


Huge. Still round, not dimpled, but huge.


Dibs on guns.

I mean, she isn't sitting on me. When she rolls over in bed, I make her sleep on the couch - you know, so she doesn't crush the dogs. Or me.
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You know what OP your an alright type of guy
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Originally Posted By macphisto:
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If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.



You know what OP your an alright type of guy


Dude, I've known that for a while. Thanks for the affirmation.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 3:58:12 PM EST
I'd log off now and ask staff for a new user name - you do realize that if you walk away from the screen and she see's this, you're a dead man - right?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 3:58:36 PM EST
Food Baby? Had to get naked in case she pooped everywhere? Thats dirty man, you know what to do with dirty girls.
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Well, it'll probably grow up to be a lawyer.

I mean, that's a good profession, right?
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Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:
Originally Posted By Shalashaska:
The baby is coming out her ass? Is that what happens when you do anal?


Yes. I have concerns.


Well, it'll probably grow up to be a lawyer.

I mean, that's a good profession, right?
Abraham Lincoln thought so!
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:00:35 PM EST
This thread is relevant to my interest!


I like big asses BTW!
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And pictures of ass in 10 9 8 ..........Shirley op will deliver
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Originally Posted By xanadu:
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She just brought me a beer. She asked me if I wanted a Miller High Life or a Negro Modello... I already drank 1/2 doz Negro, so I told her high life.
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You'll put the kid's eye out
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Most of the women from south Carolina that I've met had great big asses....... Like the big, like the end of a garbage truck big. you could set a cup on it.


I like big asses BTW/
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I took one and she is pissed.
It is not flattering.
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She mad. She asked me to upload a picture of Jenny McCarthy.
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Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:



I took one and she is pissed.
It is not flattering.
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And pictures of ass in 10 9 8 ..........Shirley op will deliver



I took one and she is pissed.
It is not flattering.



Post it/


She's already mad! Might as well!


ETA: You need me to talk to her? Put her on!
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Originally Posted By Shalashaska:
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On the bright side, having a lawyer in the family will be a benefit.
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Originally Posted By AllserviceBilliards:



I took one and she is pissed.
It is not flattering.
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And pictures of ass in 10 9 8 ..........Shirley op will deliver



I took one and she is pissed.
It is not flattering.


And you did'nt even notice I called you Shirley...
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:08:32 PM EST
Well...going by your title....she's doing it wrong!!!!!!!
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So you got an all worked up, hot, NAKED pregnant woman sitting naked and on your couch.......and you're here talking to us?

I'm sayin' you're gay and it ain't your child! :D

Quoting the great Jack Nicholson from Bucket list.....never trust a fart, never waste a hard on (and I add) never waste a naked pregnant woman.
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On the bright side, having a lawyer in the family will be a benefit.
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Originally Posted By Shalashaska:
The baby is coming out her ass? Is that what happens when you do anal?


On the bright side, having a lawyer in the family will be a benefit.



Benefit? I thought for sure you would say asset.
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"Anal babies" is a term I learned of years ago.

Its when youre anally penetrating a woman and you tear an opening inside that allows fecal matter to exit through the vagoo.

Those turds are called "Anal babies".


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"Anal babies" is a term I learned of years ago.

Its when youre anally penetrating a woman and you tear an opening inside that allows fecal matter to exit through the vagoo.

Those turds are called "Anal babies".


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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Originally Posted By Shalashaska:
The baby is coming out her ass? Is that what happens when you do anal?


"Anal babies" is a term I learned of years ago.

Its when youre anally penetrating a woman and you tear an opening inside that allows fecal matter to exit through the vagoo.

Those turds are called "Anal babies".


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gross.
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This thread is okay to fap to.

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"Anal babies" is a term I learned of years ago.

Its when youre anally penetrating a woman and you tear an opening inside that allows fecal matter to exit through the vagoo.

Those turds are called "Anal babies".


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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Originally Posted By Shalashaska:
The baby is coming out her ass? Is that what happens when you do anal?


"Anal babies" is a term I learned of years ago.

Its when youre anally penetrating a woman and you tear an opening inside that allows fecal matter to exit through the vagoo.

Those turds are called "Anal babies".


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There are somethings I don't need to know.
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She mad. She asked me to upload a picture of Jenny McCarthy.
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She don't feel pretty right now, that's okay.


Throw up the McCarthy pic, it will work for now
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:


"Anal babies" is a term I learned of years ago.

Its when youre anally penetrating a woman and you tear an opening inside that allows fecal matter to exit through the vagoo.

Those turds are called "Anal babies".


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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Originally Posted By Shalashaska:
The baby is coming out her ass? Is that what happens when you do anal?


"Anal babies" is a term I learned of years ago.

Its when youre anally penetrating a woman and you tear an opening inside that allows fecal matter to exit through the vagoo.

Those turds are called "Anal babies".


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That's a load of crap.
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"Anal babies" is a term I learned of years ago.

Its when youre anally penetrating a woman and you tear an opening inside that allows fecal matter to exit through the vagoo.

Those turds are called "Anal babies".


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Originally Posted By Shalashaska:
The baby is coming out her ass? Is that what happens when you do anal?


"Anal babies" is a term I learned of years ago.

Its when youre anally penetrating a woman and you tear an opening inside that allows fecal matter to exit through the vagoo.

Those turds are called "Anal babies".


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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:17:23 PM EST
I never thought I would saw "Woman, leave me alone, I am trying to sleep!" Until the wife unit was pregnant. Good luck OP.
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8+ months.
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How far along is she?? You know tapping that can help expedite her going into labor...


8+ months.



Feel ya bro. 25 days left for us
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Prepare ur anus
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Dibs on guns.
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Originally Posted By macphisto:
Pics not loading.


If I took a pic now it would not be COC. The dogs are sitting at the other end of the couch. I will look for older picture of her ass.

So we're talking a pretty big ass then, right?


Huge. Still round, not dimpled, but huge.


Dibs on guns.


It was bound to happen sooner or later, right?
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