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Posted: 10/30/2009 8:52:48 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 9:32:06 AM EST by Nutro]
They're having a Halloween "party" Chili cookoff. I just got the following text message:

"Damn some of this chili is good but most of it has BEANS!! HAHAHA"

so I replied with

"Well then it's not chili. Friggin rookies"

We all know real chili has NO beans!

ETA:

Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:54:17 AM EST
You can't mention 'GF' without posting pics
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:54:44 AM EST
I don't care if it's supposed to or not, all I know is it fucking SUCKS with beans
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:55:23 AM EST
Chili doesn't have BEANS
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:56:51 AM EST
Fuck your meat soup.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:57:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 8:58:48 AM EST by EagleArmsHBAR]
Go to Czhilispiel in Flatonia, Texas. They have a Czhili cook off every year, the 4th full weekend of the month. The official rules state there are to be NO BEANS in the Czhili.

We weere there for the 5th consecutive year last weekend and it is really awesome! If you get there early on Saturday, you can get free samles of Czhili from all the contestants in the contest! It is good stuff.

We were judges for the BBQ rib cook off this year. There is nothing better than free BBQ!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:57:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
You can't mention 'GF' without posting pics


yea what gives?
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:57:47 AM EST
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Fuck your meat soup.


So ham and bean soup isn't soup because it's got beans? You chili-nazis are fucking retarded
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:58:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:
Go to Czhilispiel in Flatonia. They have a Czhili cook off every year, the 4th full weekend of the month. The official rules state there are to be NO BEANS in the Czhili.


Been twice already
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 8:59:35 AM EST
BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS!!!!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:01:04 AM EST
Nope, chili has no beans...

Shes eating bean casserole....or soup...or something.

Its not chili.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:04:14 AM EST
Yada, yada, yada...pics of girlfriend?

Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:04:44 AM EST
You fail twice.

1) Mentioned GF with not pics
2) Chili has beans

You really have to be trying to fail twice on ARFCom GD with a thread
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:05:40 AM EST
So it begins again...CSB!!!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:06:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By JamesP81:
You fail twice.

1) Mentioned GF with not pics
2) Chili has beans

You really have to be trying to fail twice on ARFCom GD with a thread
This on all counts.

Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:06:30 AM EST
Real Chili doesnt have beans!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:07:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:11:00 AM EST
Pics or gtfo
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:11:44 AM EST
Beans are the Debil.

All beans..not just beans in chili.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:12:26 AM EST
Originally Posted By jcarrel:

Originally Posted By JamesP81:
You fail twice.

1) Mentioned GF with not pics
2) Chili has beans

You really have to be trying to fail twice on ARFCom GD with a thread
This on all counts.



Again: Kansas - great place if you want to know about wheat, meth, or boredom. Not known as a good source of chili information.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:12:48 AM EST
I think your GF is full of beans
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:13:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 9:15:52 AM EST by douglasmorris99]
GF must be in AUSTIN,,

Austin is full of Homesexuals, Calfornians and Democrats in general...

democrats want more beans in chili..beef is bad, meat is too butch, BEEF IS EVIL...


as I Texan from my head to my heart and the soles of my feet I denounce Austin as being a part of Texas any longer
and HO uSTUN is right behind it.turning into a damn GIMMICITI last 10 years or so...
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:15:22 AM EST
pics of GF or it didnt happen
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:15:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Nutro:
They're having a Halloween "party" Chili cookoff. I just got the following text message:

"Damn some of this chili is good but most of it has BEANS!! HAHAHA"

so I replied with

"Well then it's not chili. Friggin rookies"

We all know real chili has NO beans!

You are confusing chili with a man which


Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:16:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:16:13 AM EST
Sorry folks, my award winning chilli recipe has BEANS in it. 2 kinds as a matter of fact! So chew on that!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:18:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
You can't mention 'GF' without posting pics


or pics of her "beans"!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:19:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By UBB:
Sorry folks, my award winning chilli recipe has BEANS in it. 2 kinds as a matter of fact! So chew on that!

Then the awards are not from one of the two chili societies, CASI and ICS, that state a bowl of red chili will contain no fillers.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:20:27 AM EST
I dunno, my grandfather, who was from Amarillo, made it with beans.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:22:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:24:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
You can't mention 'GF' without posting pics


exactly, and you called the bean eaters rookies! LOL

J-

Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:32:52 AM EST
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
Fuck your meat soup.


No, fuck your meat soup with beans.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:34:57 AM EST
Having reviewed pics of your GF, it's clear that she's right and you're wrong.

Chili. It must have beans.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:36:06 AM EST
Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Nutro:
They're having a Halloween "party" Chili cookoff. I just got the following text message:

"Damn some of this chili is good but most of it has BEANS!! HAHAHA"

so I replied with

"Well then it's not chili. Friggin rookies"

We all know real chili has NO beans!

You are confusing chili with a man which



Oh snap!

I made chili today for our potluck and it had 3 cans of kidney beans in it. I say had because it's all gone!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:36:15 AM EST
Wow....girlfriend...............................God Bless Texas!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:36:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By JamesP81:
Having reviewed pics of your GF, it's clear that she's right and you're wrong.

Chili. It must have beans.[/quote


This



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Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:37:03 AM EST
One of my daughter's work place is having a dessert/chili competition.

I told her to enter a dessert since there is a great divide on chili and half the judges would slam her no matter which way she went.

(She was reared in a "no beans" household).
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:37:06 AM EST
Originally Posted By Nutro:
They're having a Halloween "party" Chili cookoff. I just got the following text message:

"Damn some of this chili is good but most of it has BEANS!! HAHAHA"

so I replied with

"Well then it's not chili. Friggin rookies"

We all know real chili has NO beans!

ETA:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c48/austinbelair/cid_imagejpeg_2_81.jpg



Good catch man - she's damn pretty, and she has the sense to know Chili does not have beans.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:37:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Nutro:
They're having a Halloween "party" Chili cookoff. I just got the following text message:

"Damn some of this chili is good but most of it has BEANS!! HAHAHA"

so I replied with

"Well then it's not chili. Friggin rookies"

We all know real chili has NO beans!

You are confusing chili with a man which



Oh snap!

I made chili today for our potluck and it had 3 cans of kidney beans in it. I say had because it's all gone!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:39:51 AM EST
Chili without beans is hot dog sauce.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:41:44 AM EST
She's just prepping you for the coming flatulence
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:42:20 AM EST


Moar pics please!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:42:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 9:44:14 AM EST by Harvster]


This thread just got spicier.
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:43:00 AM EST
good lookin gf you got there!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:43:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 9:59:42 AM EST by Jebstuart]
When are we going to finally solve this problem and round up everyone who believes that chili has beans and put them into the FEMA re-education camps...

at least till Obama needs to use them.

Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:44:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By AzSteven:
Originally Posted By Nutro:
They're having a Halloween "party" Chili cookoff. I just got the following text message:

"Damn some of this chili is good but most of it has BEANS!! HAHAHA"

so I replied with

"Well then it's not chili. Friggin rookies"

We all know real chili has NO beans!

ETA:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c48/austinbelair/cid_imagejpeg_2_81.jpg



Good catch man - she's damn pretty, and she has the sense to know Chili does not have beans.


Dude, she looks like Steve Perry.


Don't stop believin'...
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:44:45 AM EST
Wow hot girlfriend!
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:44:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:44:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By navvet89:
Chili without beans is hot dog sauce.

This. How the hell am I supposed to get my famous chilli gas if it has no beans????????
Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:45:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2009 9:46:53 AM EST by Texaspyro21]
http://www.chilicookoff.com/Event/Event_Rules.asp


1. Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA which are strictly forbidden.



http://www.chili.org/rules.html


2.NO FILLERS IN CHILI - Beans, macaroni, rice, hominy, or other similar ingredients are not permitted.





Link Posted: 10/30/2009 9:48:06 AM EST
Originally Posted By KimberTLE45:
Real Chili doesnt have beans!


Actually, with Real Chili, it is your choice,

http://www.roadfood.com/Restaurant/Reviews/301/real-chili


"Real Chili serves bowls of chili mild, medium, or hot, with spaghetti or beans, or spaghetti AND beans, the full and complete arrangement known as the Marquette Special. The degree of heat is determined by the amount of meat; i.e. more meat = more heat. "

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I actually lived in an apartment behind a Real Chili parlor.
I would never, ever do that again.
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