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Posted: 1/30/2011 3:03:37 AM EDT
An old friend of mine told me to call her, around 4am, so, being a male, I did. We went through every topic EXCEPT firearms(she knows I am a strong 2nd Amendment supporter) from Revolutionary and Civil War, to civil rights, race riots, abortion to freedom of expression.

She claims to be a liberal socialist, but she is not as bad as she thinks, nor is she as dedicated as she thinks she should be.

Trust me ARFCOM, this I promise you all, I will convert this woman to the light, she will one day lean toward the right.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 3:05:50 AM EDT
[#1]
You sound like a woman who dates shitty people.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 3:07:29 AM EDT
[#2]
First reply...^
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 3:08:31 AM EDT
[#3]
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You sound like a woman who dates shitty people.


No, not so much. Never dated her. I was bored, kinda drunk with nothing else to do.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:05:05 AM EDT
[#4]
That's 3 hours of your life wasted on trying to convert her. I wouldn't waste my time unless she was a hottie.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:06:48 AM EDT
[#5]
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Trust me ARFCOM, this I promise you all, I will convert this woman to the light, she will one day lean toward the right.


No, people rarely change.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:08:10 AM EDT
[#6]



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First reply...^


and all that.  



 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:11:32 AM EDT
[#7]
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You sound like a woman who dates shitty people.


No, not so much. Never dated her. I was bored, kinda drunk with nothing else to do.


Three hours on the phone with a liberal at 4 AM?  Damn, guy, I'd have just spanked the monkey and gone to sleep.

Jane

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:16:41 AM EDT
[#8]
I bet you didn't get her to send you one nude photo huh?
My first question would have been "What do you think about these outdated sodomy laws, want to be a rebel and help me break them?".
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:20:35 AM EDT
[#9]
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That's 3 hours of your life wasted on trying to convert her. I wouldn't waste my time unless she was a hottie.


She is.



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Trust me ARFCOM, this I promise you all, I will convert this woman to the light, she will one day lean toward the right.


No, people rarely change.


She's not a person yet, she's still a liberal


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You sound like a woman who dates shitty people.


No, not so much. Never dated her. I was bored, kinda drunk with nothing else to do.


Three hours on the phone with a liberal at 4 AM?  Damn, guy, I'd have just spanked the monkey and gone to sleep.

Jane




Took care of that twice today, and I was drinking and bored.


Quoted:
I bet you didn't get her to send you one nude photo huh?



My first question would have been "What do you think about these outdated sodomy laws, want to be a rebel and help me break them?".




Seen her naked in person, wish to see her naked again.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:22:09 AM EDT
[#10]
Don't kid yourself.






She wants something from you so she's semi-agreeing with you in order to get it.







You're being blinded by that "something" that you want from her.







Does she have kids she needs you to support?

 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:26:48 AM EDT
[#11]
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Don't kid yourself.

She wants something from you so she's semi-agreeing with you in order to get it.

You're being blinded by that "something" that you want from her.

Does she have kids she needs you to support?
 


No kids, she can't want money, cause I'm broke.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:31:52 AM EDT
[#12]



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Quoted:

I bet you didn't get her to send you one nude photo huh?
My first question would have been "What do you think about these outdated sodomy laws, want to be a rebel and help me break them?".

Seen her naked in person, wish to see her naked again.
Then stop climbing up the friend ladder.





 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:33:24 AM EDT
[#13]
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No, not so much. Never dated her. I was bored, kinda drunk with nothing else to do.

Three hours on the phone with a liberal at 4 AM?  Damn, guy, I'd have just spanked the monkey and gone to sleep.

Took care of that twice today, and I was drinking and bored.

Third time's the charm.  

Jane




Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:35:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:35:52 AM EDT
[#15]
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No, not so much. Never dated her. I was bored, kinda drunk with nothing else to do.

Three hours on the phone with a liberal at 4 AM?  Damn, guy, I'd have just spanked the monkey and gone to sleep.

Took care of that twice today, and I was drinking and bored.

Third time's the charm.  

Jane






Lil to far into the Jameson and Jim Beam for the triple
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:37:04 AM EDT
[#16]
.... so why did your friend tell you to call her?


 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:37:30 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:

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I bet you didn't get her to send you one nude photo huh?



My first question would have been "What do you think about these outdated sodomy laws, want to be a rebel and help me break them?".




Seen her naked in person, wish to see her naked again.
Then stop climbing up the friend ladder.

 


I'm on the correct ladder, but thanks for your concern
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:38:08 AM EDT
[#18]
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.... so why did your friend tell you to call her?
 


old friend = her
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:40:46 AM EDT
[#19]
God speed.  I knew a lesbian who was a vegetarian.  She's still a lesbo but she eats meat now.  
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:41:56 AM EDT
[#20]
Kind of funny that all the old married horn dogs are circling for a picture because they are tired of their super model wives...



Im going to go drink myself to sleep.


 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:42:51 AM EDT
[#21]
Arfcom standards are slippin' . I can't believe no one asked  demanded- Post pics or GTFO.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:49:33 AM EDT
[#22]
One person at a time and I am slowly converting my Mom to change her liberal views
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:56:51 AM EDT
[#23]
It's easy to convert a liberal to accept gun ownership.  Stopped one liberal woman in her tracks when I simply said  "When it comes to guns I am pro choice. "
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:12:41 AM EDT
[#24]
Give her the 'ol baby batter?
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:17:25 AM EDT
[#25]
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Trust me ARFCOM, this I promise you all, I will convert this woman to the light, she will one day lean toward the right.


No, people rarely change.


My co-worker was an Obama voter, fooled by media and the "line".  Now he sees that Obama is a useless poltician turd and verging criminal and is swinging right, especially with firearms.  Also he sees that government getting involved in ANYTHING turns it to shit.  The Shmidas touch.  Sees the problem with illegals, welfare, mutliculturalism, etc.

Still has some parrot-lines, and he is still coming around, but he IS changing for the better.

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:20:01 AM EDT
[#26]



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Quoted:

I bet you didn't get her to send you one nude photo huh?
My first question would have been "What do you think about these outdated sodomy laws, want to be a rebel and help me break them?".

Seen her naked in person, wish to see her naked again.
Then stop climbing up the friend ladder.



 




I'm on the correct ladder, but thanks for your concern


Cool, as long as you're changing her from the inside.
 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:36:11 AM EDT
[#27]
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Give her the 'ol baby batter?

Negative. Always deny the essence. That stuff can be very expensive.

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:44:24 AM EDT
[#28]
SIIHPAPP. That'll fix her.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 11:13:27 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
An old friend of mine told me to call her, around 4am, so, being a male, I did. We went through every topic EXCEPT firearms(she knows I am a strong 2nd Amendment supporter) from Revolutionary and Civil War, to civil rights, race riots, abortion to freedom of expression.

She claims to be a liberal socialist, but she is not as bad as she thinks, nor is she as dedicated as she thinks she should be.

Trust me ARFCOM, this I promise you all, I will convert this woman to the light, she will one day lean toward the right.


It sounds like she has opinions, but hasn't thought them through to their logical conclusions.

Lead her into "If you believe A, it will lead to B..." type discussions.

I've had times when I've had a self-declared liberal say, "Hmm...  I hadn't thought about that," and they begin the recovery/conversion process.


Good luck.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 11:19:11 AM EDT
[#30]
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An old friend of mine told me to call her, around 4am, so, being a male, I did. We went through every topic EXCEPT firearms(she knows I am a strong 2nd Amendment supporter) from Revolutionary and Civil War, to civil rights, race riots, abortion to freedom of expression.

She claims to be a liberal socialist, but she is not as bad as she thinks, nor is she as dedicated as she thinks she should be.

Trust me ARFCOM, this I promise you all, I will convert this woman to the light, she will one day lean toward the right.


It sounds like she has opinions, but hasn't thought them through to their logical conclusions.

Lead her into "If you believe A, it will lead to B..." type discussions.

I've had times when I've had a self-declared liberal say, "Hmm...  I hadn't thought about that," and they begin the recovery/conversion process.


Good luck.


Yep...

I've found the easiest way to convert someone is to frame the discussion so that they think up the solutions you want them to, they take subconscious ownership of it, and their opinion will be more likely to change. If you aggressively confront someone, they will harden their stances, however irrational they may be.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 11:20:50 AM EDT
[#31]
You going to damage that right leg aren't you?

Lean to the right.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 11:22:11 AM EDT
[#32]



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You sound like a woman who dates shitty people.




No, not so much. Never dated her. I was bored, kinda drunk with nothing else to do.




Three hours on the phone with a liberal at 4 AM?  Damn, guy, I'd have just spanked the monkey and gone to sleep.



Jane





This. I can't think of anyone I would call at 4 AM because they told me to.



 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 11:30:33 AM EDT
[#33]
Haha...she probably hung up the phone thinking that you were not as sold in your beliefs either, and that she could bring you over to her side.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 11:32:12 AM EDT
[#34]
I wouldn't spend 3 hours on a phone with Jesus if he called.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:49:35 PM EDT
[#35]
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You sound like a woman who dates shitty people.


No, not so much. Never dated her. I was bored, kinda drunk with nothing else to do.


Three hours on the phone with a liberal at 4 AM?  Damn, guy, I'd have just spanked the monkey and gone to sleep.

Jane



Epic post, Is Epic!  
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 4:55:04 PM EDT
[#36]
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It's easy to convert a liberal to accept gun ownership.  Stopped one liberal woman in her tracks when I simply said  "When it comes to guns I am pro choice. "


Sucker punch for a liberal.

I like it.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:11:06 PM EDT
[#37]
where'd you find a monkey that was into s&m?
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:15:28 PM EDT
[#38]



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Seen her naked in person, wish to see her naked again.


Pics?



 
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 12:50:45 AM EDT
[#39]
who calls a liberal chick a 4AM unless it was for pie????

you fail.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:19:10 AM EDT
[#40]







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You sound like a woman who dates shitty people.

No, not so much. Never dated her. I was bored, kinda drunk with nothing else to do.




Has internet porn been banned? Do you still have hands to fap with?
ETA: Jane beat me again



Damn, guy, I'd have just spanked the monkey and gone to sleep.





Jane
 
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 1:39:16 AM EDT
[#41]
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Trust me ARFCOM, this I promise you all, I will convert this woman to the light, she will one day lean toward the right.


No, people rarely change.


People change all the time.
Most "liberals" I've had discussions with found out they weren't as liberal as they had been led to believe, they just hadn't had anyone with patience discuss the issues in logical terms.
If we give up trying then we will fail.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:01:39 AM EDT
[#42]
You're on the wrong ladder cuddle bitch.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 2:39:11 AM EDT
[#43]
If I spend 3 hours on the phone with anyone, I need to get paid or laid for that time. One or the other.
Link Posted: 1/31/2011 3:30:28 AM EDT
[#44]
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You sound like a woman who dates shitty people.


No, not so much. Never dated her. I was bored, kinda drunk with nothing else to do.


Three hours on the phone with a liberal at 4 AM?  Damn, guy, I'd have just spanked the monkey and gone to sleep.

Jane



LOL  Damn Jane!!!
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