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Posted: 11/21/2008 3:09:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/21/2008 3:10:26 PM EDT by Pred]
.... little did I know my wife had installed a new plugin air freshener with a snowflake on it, that likes to change colors every few seconds. I open the door, the room goes from black to red in all of about a quarter of a second. Suddenly I thought I was in an old episode of Star Trek. I freak out and run nuts first into some demonic pointy piece of bathroom furniture that doesn't hold my magazines. When I realize I just lost my right ball I jump back only to step on a hard as wood catnip mouse that my cats love to leave in the worst places. I grab my foot, go face first into the door. I finally make it to the toilet, take my piss, hobble back to bed only to have my wife say "Doesn't the light make it easier to see in the bathroom.".... I hate Christmas
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:11:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:11:55 PM EDT
You need to post pics of the beating she got for that one
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:12:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:14:00 PM EDT
Most accidents occur in the home.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:15:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:16:14 PM EDT
So did that air freshener make it down when you flushed it down the toilet or did you have to plunge to make it go away??
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:17:11 PM EDT
I reckon she done got you good.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:18:21 PM EDT
demonic pointy piece of bathroom furniture that doesn't hold my magazines


Aye. These non-essential furnitures should be banned.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:18:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cjk:
So did that air freshener make it down when you flushed it down the toilet or did you have to plunge to make it go away??


Oh, I've got a score to settle with that damn glowing snowflake. Just not while the wife is home.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:41:35 PM EDT
You need to send this to sp1grrl... she's always looking for ways to 'payback' her husband.

Never mind. I'll do it.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 3:46:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pred:
Originally Posted By cjk:
So did that air freshener make it down when you flushed it down the toilet or did you have to plunge to make it go away??


Oh, I've got a score to settle with that damn glowing snowflake. Just not while the wife is home.


It's time to spend 5 minutes in front of the mirror saying, I don't know what happened to it honey, it just stopped working disappeared. Then when you're good and ready, try it on the wife when she gets home and asks about it.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 4:23:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cole99:
Originally Posted By Pred:
Originally Posted By cjk:
So did that air freshener make it down when you flushed it down the toilet or did you have to plunge to make it go away??


Oh, I've got a score to settle with that damn glowing snowflake. Just not while the wife is home.


It's time to spend 5 minutes in front of the mirror saying, I don't know what happened to it honey, it just stopped working disappeared. Then when you're good and ready, try it on the wife when she gets home and asks about it.



Ignorance is bliss.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 4:25:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 4:26:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/21/2008 4:27:18 PM EDT by omega62]
Did your wife also put pink rugs and a pink toilet seat cover in the bathroom?

I have nightmares about shit like that.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 4:30:48 PM EDT
I needed a good, quality laugh. Thank you!
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 4:30:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 4:35:01 PM EDT
Your painful experience has made me laugh. Thanks!
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 4:49:46 PM EDT


Made my night man thanks
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 4:51:35 PM EDT
have her kiss your boo boo.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 5:40:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/21/2008 6:05:28 PM EDT by Ranxerox911]
Depends FTW! Colostomy bag for the hardcore extremist among us...
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 5:43:48 PM EDT
man either you've got some crazy dreams about star trek, a weird star trek obsession, or you did to much acid back in the day

either way, your story is still funny as hell
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 5:52:19 PM EDT
So it's 3:30 in the morning, and I've got to piss...


Sounds like you need one of those new prostate medications.

Avodart, Flowmax, etc.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 5:53:22 PM EDT
Truth is stranger than fiction,you can't make up shit like that!

Best post of the day.

Bob
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 5:53:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 5:58:36 PM EDT
I'm supprised you didn't piss yourself while bumping into everything.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 6:22:08 PM EDT
Funniest thing Heard all day!
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 6:33:07 PM EDT
I just spit copenhagen on my laptop!

Link Posted: 11/21/2008 6:33:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 6:37:50 PM EDT
I can never understand womens penchant for accessories in the "noncommunal" bathroom. It doesnt have to look or smell pretty, just function. Toilet, paper, reading material, more toilet paper, shower, basin...
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 7:07:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pred:
.... little did I know my wife had installed a new plugin air freshener with a snowflake on it, that likes to change colors every few seconds. I open the door, the room goes from black to red in all of about a quarter of a second. Suddenly I thought I was in an old episode of Star Trek. I freak out and run nuts first into some demonic pointy piece of bathroom furniture that doesn't hold my magazines. When I realize I just lost my right ball I jump back only to step on a hard as wood catnip mouse that my cats love to leave in the worst places. I grab my foot, go face first into the door. I finally make it to the toilet, take my piss, hobble back to bed only to have my wife say "Doesn't the light make it easier to see in the bathroom.".... I hate Christmas


So, how much ammo do you keep in your bathroom furniture anyway?
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 7:11:30 PM EDT
Truely genius....I needed a good laugh
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 7:11:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 7:14:18 PM EDT
Long fucking day and I'm tired.

When I read the title I actually looked at my clock to see if it was really 3:30 in the morning.


Whew.
Link Posted: 11/21/2008 7:25:18 PM EDT
I laughed so hard I cried.....
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