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Posted: 9/9/2005 8:42:28 PM EDT
This was i Scottsdale, AZ, a pretty ritzy area. A man walked past me wearing adult diapers, baby type clothes, but large enough for a over-weight adult, hair put up in pony tails, sucking on a pacifier, playing with a baby doll. At first I thought mabye he lost a bet, but he seemed pretty comfortable and not embarassed at all. I was trying not to laugh. After he passed by a uniformed sherrif walked by, trailing him. Hmm and they say the freaks come out at NIGHT.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:43:40 PM EDT
child molester
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:44:17 PM EDT
You didn't, by chance, just finish a mushroom, did you?

Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:44:52 PM EDT
I didnt even think about using my camera phone either.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:45:03 PM EDT

That not even anywhere close to any of my guesses.

Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:45:21 PM EDT
and people question the need for concealed carry
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:46:15 PM EDT
Was he looking for the older woman dressed in an apron, gleefully cashing his large check?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:46:44 PM EDT
W
T
F
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:46:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 8:49:36 PM EDT by Mauser101]
He was just advertising the new infants and toddlers store that opened down the street.



EDIT: Damnable fortunecity.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:47:07 PM EDT
So did you ask Michael Moore for his autograph?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:47:18 PM EDT
New Times did a story on that guy. Complete nutter, but apparently has a "Mommy". Seemed harmless enough in his interview.....

Whatever trips yer trigger I guess.....
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:50:25 PM EDT
Number 4 on "The List of Shit That Will Get You Shot in Texas".
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:51:28 PM EDT
maybe he's just a very late contendor for arfcom fear factor?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:00:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:02:47 PM EDT
You should of asked if you could help change his diapers. LOL
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:06:21 PM EDT
Well, with the thread title, my first guess would have been you bumped into some goofy mall ninja.

I wasn't quite prepared for that. LOL. What a freak.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:13:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
That not even anywhere close to any of my guesses.




+1. I was way off.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:17:27 PM EDT
Wait...... did the 2nd round of ARFCOM Fear Factor start already?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:21:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 9:26:49 PM EDT by mjrowley]
Dude thats just wacked. I might have to go up and hang out at the mall tommrow.

I need to pickup the New Times more often
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:22:22 PM EDT
My guess was hot chicks and pics to prove it.


Thanks for the creepy diaper guy story.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:27:20 PM EDT
WTF is right!

Whatever happened to an old fashioned Texas ass-whuppin'?

Seriously, I'm all about letting people be as weird/crazy/high/drunk/stupid as they want in their own homes but when they go out in public around children I don't think it should be tolerated by the people...... It's not a job for the police, they have enough to do. It's a job for the community.

(BTW- I don't mean permanently injuring the guy, just dot his eye and let him know there's more where that came from if he doesn't act right.)

my .02
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:29:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Number 4 on "The List of Shit That Will Get You Shot in Texas".



Pretty fucked up that you even have to have that on a list.

<­BR>


It's # 5 here in OK.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:32:16 PM EDT
DUPE
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:33:16 PM EDT
Dude. Seriously. Look it up in some of the online news for Sottsdale. The dude you saw is likely not the occasional weekend freak.

There was an article on him in one of the online alternative news things from Scottsdale a couple months ago. If it's the same guy, that dude lives likes that 24 hours a day. He drives like a Cadillac or something, and he goes everywhere dressed like that. He even craps his own diapers and throws tantrums. 100% baby behaviour.

It's messed up.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:35:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wlscott:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Number 4 on "The List of Shit That Will Get You Shot in Texas".



Pretty fucked up that you even have to have that on a list.


It's # 5 here in OK.



In North Dakota that shit will get you shot at the border by the Highway Patrol.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:35:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mattimeo:
Dude. Seriously. Look it up in some of the online news for Sottsdale. The dude you saw is likely not the occasional weekend freak.

There was an article on him in one of the online alternative news things from Scottsdale a couple months ago. If it's the same guy, that dude lives likes that 24 hours a day. He drives like a Cadillac or something, and he goes everywhere dressed like that. He even craps his own diapers and throws tantrums. 100% baby behaviour.

It's messed up.



So, you're saying that if we only knew more about him and understood him better, we would be more enthusiastic about kicking his ass. Do I have that right?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:38:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
That not even anywhere close to any of my guesses.





+1


Aviator
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:43:30 PM EDT
Yo Nimrod1193,

The NDHP are far too courteous and polite to do anything but say...

Trooper 1: "Did ya see that one Oly?"

Trooper 2: "Ya, Ya you betcha Sven, what a fruitcake!"

Hey "Whatever it Takes". (That's a pin they wear on the side of their smokeys). I know quite a few Troopers for NDHP, most of them would be too damn busy laughing their asses off to get to their ASPs.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:55:33 PM EDT
was it him??????


Link Posted: 9/9/2005 9:59:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmoth:
Yo Nimrod1193,

The NDHP are far too courteous and polite to do anything but say...

Trooper 1: "Did ya see that one Oly?"

Trooper 2: "Ya, Ya you betcha Sven, what a fruitcake!"

Hey "Whatever it Takes". (That's a pin they wear on the side of their smokeys). I know quite a few Troopers for NDHP, most of them would be too damn busy laughing their asses off to get to their ASPs.



So, Shven.

Ya, Oley.

'Dja see dat?

No, Oley. What?

Dat guy. Musta gone two-twenty, two tirdy. In a diaper!

Oh, dat. Yah. I saw dat. Dey grow big nowadays, don't dey? I tink it's da hormonse in da chicken, muself.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:00:22 PM EDT
They had something about those losers on CSI last season, didn’t they?
Manby’s, I think they called them.
Man-baby.

DUm-DUm Plank Owner.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:07:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
This was i Scottsdale, AZ, a pretty ritzy area. A man walked past me wearing adult diapers, baby type clothes, but large enough for a over-weight adult, hair put up in pony tails, sucking on a pacifier, playing with a baby doll. At first I thought mabye he lost a bet, but he seemed pretty comfortable and not embarassed at all. I was trying not to laugh. After he passed by a uniformed sherrif walked by, trailing him. Hmm and they say the freaks come out at NIGHT.




Fraternity stunt?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:12:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:


So, you're saying that if we only knew more about him and understood him better, we would be more enthusiastic about kicking his ass. Do I have that right?



I'm saying that if you do that, you'll have more than one reason to kick his ass. Multiple opportunities can be fun. It's like having season tickets.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:12:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

DUm-DUm Plank Owner.



Good one, sailor, good one.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:14:43 PM EDT
Something like this?

No this is not me
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:15:38 PM EDT
In the SF Bay Area they would make him (she or it) a politician...
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:18:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
That not even anywhere close to any of my guesses.



Me neither. I was thinking he saw a six foot wax model of Papa Smurf smoking a blunt-but what the hell do I know?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:29:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Number 4 on "The List of Shit That Will Get You Shot in Texas".



Last I checked, it was a pretty big list and keeps getting bigger every time we hear from California.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:12:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 11:13:34 AM EDT by mjrowley]
Ok, I found the story its very long

Man Baby

,,,

,

Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:13:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:27:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
Wait...... did the 2nd round of ARFCOM Fear Factor start already?



ROFL - what I thought - who was it, Tango7, that did that in a convenience store?
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:32:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
Wait...... did the 2nd round of ARFCOM Fear Factor start already?



ROFL - what I thought - who was it, Tango7, that did that in a convenience store?



Close

Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:33:31 AM EDT
Damn, thought it was a MALL-NINJA!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:58:39 AM EDT
Jerry Springer tryouts.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 12:48:46 PM EDT
There are more freaks every day, I guarantee it.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 12:54:55 PM EDT
I thought it would be bewbies.

Instead it was a freakin loon
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 12:58:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By smokycity:
So did you ask Michael Moore for his autograph?



Link Posted: 9/10/2005 1:07:02 PM EDT
Fuck the wha?
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 2:58:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjrowley:
Ok, I found the story its very long

Man Baby






Thanks for disturbing the shit out of me.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 3:29:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:

Thanks for disturbing the shit out of me.



So your vote is "Not Hot"?
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 3:34:41 PM EDT
Maybe he was looking for a 'father figure'?
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