So i'm walking through the mall today and guess what I saw?

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Posted: 9/9/2005 8:42:28 PM EDT

This was i Scottsdale, AZ, a pretty ritzy area. A man walked past me wearing adult diapers, baby type clothes, but large enough for a over-weight adult, hair put up in pony tails, sucking on a pacifier, playing with a baby doll. At first I thought mabye he lost a bet, but he seemed pretty comfortable and not embarassed at all. I was trying not to laugh. After he passed by a uniformed sherrif walked by, trailing him. Hmm and they say the freaks come out at NIGHT.

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:43:40 PM EDT

[#1]

child molester

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:44:17 PM EDT

[#2]

You didn't, by chance, just finish a mushroom, did you?

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:44:52 PM EDT

[#3]

I didnt even think about using my camera phone either.

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:45:03 PM EDT

[#4]

That not even anywhere close to any of my guesses.

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:45:21 PM EDT

[#5]

and people question the need for concealed carry

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:46:15 PM EDT

[#6]

Was he looking for the older woman dressed in an apron, gleefully cashing his large check?

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:46:44 PM EDT

[#7]

W
T
F

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:46:55 PM EDT

[#8]

He was just advertising the new infants and toddlers store that opened down the street.

EDIT: Damnable fortunecity.

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:47:07 PM EDT

[#9]

So did you ask Michael Moore for his autograph?

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:47:18 PM EDT

[#10]

New Times did a story on that guy. Complete nutter, but apparently has a "Mommy". Seemed harmless enough in his interview.....

Whatever trips yer trigger I guess.....

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:50:25 PM EDT

[#11]

Number 4 on "The List of Shit That Will Get You Shot in Texas".

Posted: 9/9/2005 8:51:28 PM EDT

[#12]

maybe he's just a very late contendor for arfcom fear factor?

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:00:02 PM EDT

[#13]

I've heard of people that have this fetish. Bunch of freaks, I tell ya.

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:02:47 PM EDT

[#14]

You should of asked if you could help change his diapers. LOL

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:06:21 PM EDT

[#15]

Well, with the thread title, my first guess would have been you bumped into some goofy mall ninja.

I wasn't quite prepared for that. LOL. What a freak.

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:13:38 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
That not even anywhere close to any of my guesses.

+1. I was way off.

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:17:27 PM EDT

[#17]

Wait...... did the 2nd round of ARFCOM Fear Factor start already?

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:21:00 PM EDT

[#18]

Dude thats just wacked. I might have to go up and hang out at the mall tommrow.

I need to pickup the New Times more often

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:22:22 PM EDT

[#19]

My guess was hot chicks and pics to prove it.

Thanks for the creepy diaper guy story.

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:27:20 PM EDT

[#20]

WTF is right!

Whatever happened to an old fashioned Texas ass-whuppin'?

Seriously, I'm all about letting people be as weird/crazy/high/drunk/stupid as they want in their own homes but when they go out in public around children I don't think it should be tolerated by the people...... It's not a job for the police, they have enough to do. It's a job for the community.

(BTW- I don't mean permanently injuring the guy, just dot his eye and let him know there's more where that came from if he doesn't act right.)

my .02

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:29:46 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Number 4 on "The List of Shit That Will Get You Shot in Texas".

Pretty fucked up that you even have to have that on a list.
It's # 5 here in OK.

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:32:16 PM EDT

[#22]

DUPE

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:33:16 PM EDT

[#23]

Dude. Seriously. Look it up in some of the online news for Sottsdale. The dude you saw is likely not the occasional weekend freak.

There was an article on him in one of the online alternative news things from Scottsdale a couple months ago. If it's the same guy, that dude lives likes that 24 hours a day. He drives like a Cadillac or something, and he goes everywhere dressed like that. He even craps his own diapers and throws tantrums. 100% baby behaviour.

It's messed up.

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:35:13 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Number 4 on "The List of Shit That Will Get You Shot in Texas".

Pretty fucked up that you even have to have that on a list.

It's # 5 here in OK.

In North Dakota that shit will get you shot at the border by the Highway Patrol.

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:35:51 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Dude. Seriously. Look it up in some of the online news for Sottsdale. The dude you saw is likely not the occasional weekend freak.

There was an article on him in one of the online alternative news things from Scottsdale a couple months ago. If it's the same guy, that dude lives likes that 24 hours a day. He drives like a Cadillac or something, and he goes everywhere dressed like that. He even craps his own diapers and throws tantrums. 100% baby behaviour.

It's messed up.

So, you're saying that if we only knew more about him and understood him better, we would be more enthusiastic about kicking his ass. Do I have that right?

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:38:53 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
That not even anywhere close to any of my guesses.

+1

Aviator

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:43:30 PM EDT

[#27]

Yo Nimrod1193,

The NDHP are far too courteous and polite to do anything but say...

Trooper 1: "Did ya see that one Oly?"

Trooper 2: "Ya, Ya you betcha Sven, what a fruitcake!"

Hey "Whatever it Takes". (That's a pin they wear on the side of their smokeys). I know quite a few Troopers for NDHP, most of them would be too damn busy laughing their asses off to get to their ASPs.

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:55:33 PM EDT

[#28]

was it him??????

Posted: 9/9/2005 9:59:25 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Yo Nimrod1193,

The NDHP are far too courteous and polite to do anything but say...

Trooper 1: "Did ya see that one Oly?"

Trooper 2: "Ya, Ya you betcha Sven, what a fruitcake!"

Hey "Whatever it Takes". (That's a pin they wear on the side of their smokeys). I know quite a few Troopers for NDHP, most of them would be too damn busy laughing their asses off to get to their ASPs.

So, Shven.

Ya, Oley.

'Dja see dat?

No, Oley. What?

Dat guy. Musta gone two-twenty, two tirdy. In a diaper!

Oh, dat. Yah. I saw dat. Dey grow big nowadays, don't dey? I tink it's da hormonse in da chicken, muself.

Posted: 9/9/2005 10:00:22 PM EDT

[#30]

They had something about those losers on CSI last season, didn’t they?
Manby’s, I think they called them.
Man-baby.

DUm-DUm Plank Owner.

Posted: 9/9/2005 10:07:02 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
This was i Scottsdale, AZ, a pretty ritzy area. A man walked past me wearing adult diapers, baby type clothes, but large enough for a over-weight adult, hair put up in pony tails, sucking on a pacifier, playing with a baby doll. At first I thought mabye he lost a bet, but he seemed pretty comfortable and not embarassed at all. I was trying not to laugh. After he passed by a uniformed sherrif walked by, trailing him. Hmm and they say the freaks come out at NIGHT.

Fraternity stunt?

Posted: 9/9/2005 10:12:16 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

So, you're saying that if we only knew more about him and understood him better, we would be more enthusiastic about kicking his ass. Do I have that right?

I'm saying that if you do that, you'll have more than one reason to kick his ass. Multiple opportunities can be fun. It's like having season tickets.

Posted: 9/9/2005 10:12:34 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

DUm-DUm Plank Owner.

Good one, sailor, good one.

Posted: 9/9/2005 10:14:43 PM EDT

[#34]

Something like this?

No this is not me

Posted: 9/9/2005 10:15:38 PM EDT

[#35]

In the SF Bay Area they would make him (she or it) a politician...

Posted: 9/9/2005 10:18:01 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
That not even anywhere close to any of my guesses.

Me neither. I was thinking he saw a six foot wax model of Papa Smurf smoking a blunt-but what the hell do I know?

Posted: 9/9/2005 10:29:14 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Number 4 on "The List of Shit That Will Get You Shot in Texas".

Last I checked, it was a pretty big list and keeps getting bigger every time we hear from California.

Posted: 9/10/2005 11:12:05 AM EDT

[#38]

Ok, I found the story its very long

Man Baby

,

Posted: 9/10/2005 11:13:56 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
This was i Scottsdale, AZ, a pretty ritzy area. A man walked past me wearing adult diapers, baby type clothes, but large enough for a over-weight adult, hair put up in pony tails, sucking on a pacifier, playing with a baby doll. At first I thought mabye he lost a bet, but he seemed pretty comfortable and not embarassed at all. I was trying not to laugh. After he passed by a uniformed sherrif walked by, trailing him. Hmm and they say the freaks come out at NIGHT.

And there are people that call California wierd.

Posted: 9/10/2005 11:27:11 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Wait...... did the 2nd round of ARFCOM Fear Factor start already?

ROFL - what I thought - who was it, Tango7, that did that in a convenience store?

Posted: 9/10/2005 11:32:45 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Wait...... did the 2nd round of ARFCOM Fear Factor start already?

ROFL - what I thought - who was it, Tango7, that did that in a convenience store?

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