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Posted: 12/20/2005 3:16:13 PM EST
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:17:02 PM EST
it's legal in nevada!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:18:33 PM EST
What about porn stars, they do the samething and sometimes more.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:19:03 PM EST
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:20:05 PM EST
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Oh god, now I'm starting in.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:20:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.



Why don't you be my prostitute for a night and then be my bodyguard for the next night.Then you can tell me the difference.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:25:25 PM EST
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:25:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lennster:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.



Why don't you be my prostitute for a night and then be my bodyguard for the next night.Then you can tell me the difference.



Cash up front. I don't plan on being screwed twice.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:26:22 PM EST
Because one is wrong on many levels and promotes disease.


But thats just how I feel.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:28:24 PM EST
at least there's no federal law against it, and it's an issue left up to the states.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:29:12 PM EST
Prostitution is only legal if you film it and make a profit, or buy them dinner as payment. That is called a date.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:31:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.


You're LEO, right? Does that make you a civil service prostitute?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:32:36 PM EST
You guys crack me up.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:33:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By tommytrauma:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.


You're LEO, right? Does that make you a civil service prostitute?



Former. But I was thinking the samething.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:34:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard



Whitney did!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:35:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By raven:
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Oh god, now I'm starting in.

Prostitutes don't ruin families either. The man or woman straying from the marriage does.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:35:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.




its spooge, not splooge
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:37:33 PM EST
One protects your body, the other protects your scrotum - from exploding from disuse!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:45:02 PM EST
Both have wildly different meanings for "money shot".
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:46:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By FatMan:
Both have wildly different meanings for "money shot".




damn
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:48:17 PM EST
What about a stripper then? Both females selling their bodies for the consumption of men. At least a prostitute gives you more than a look for the money you spend and tends to be less expensive...
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:49:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By raven:
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.


Prostitutes don't ruin families either. The man or woman straying from the marriage does.



Oh sure, blame the victim.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:50:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By PsyWarrior:
What about a stripper then? Both females selling their bodies for the consumption of men. At least a prostitute gives you more than a look for the money you spend and tends to be less expensive...



Where is this place of cheaper-than-strippers-hookers you speak of?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:50:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard



Whitney did!



Well it seems someone has seen that Movie other than me.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:52:37 PM EST
Legalize it. Live free or die.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:58:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By jmzd4:

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.




its spooge, not splooge




you sound like an expert



Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:26:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By raven:
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Oh god, now I'm starting in.

Prostitutes don't ruin families either. The man or woman straying from the marriage does.



What if your not married?





Vulcan94
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:30:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Carter226:

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard



Whitney did!



Well it seems someone has seen that Movie other than me.



Uhh, I just know the premise.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:32:48 PM EST
What do you get when you cross a prostitute and a bodyguard?
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:42:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.



Thats what I always thought. Hi, FLAL1A (met him at the Hun Farm).
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:46:35 PM EST
If you are against prostituion your against sex and capitalism. I am against neither.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:48:14 PM EST
Prostitution isnt illegal. Morality is regulated.

Women whore themselves all the time.
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