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Posted: 2/14/2017 11:26:36 PM EDT
It's Valentine's Day and I'm sure many of you with significant others did lots of romantic stuff. We're all dudes though and I'm sure did not do romantic stuff. What's the least romantic thing you did today?

I stole the wife's phone and snapped a picture of my manhood then set it as her phones lock screen background 
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:31:20 PM EDT
[#1]
My wife bought me a card and some candy.

I forgot toget her anything and bought myself a 37mm flare launcher.
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Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:32:14 PM EDT
[#2]
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Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:33:12 PM EDT
[#3]
Least romantic, dropped a stink pickle in the terlet.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:34:07 PM EDT
[#4]
Told her im going to the gym at 8, wasn't an problem because A: I told her over the weekend and she understood and B: 15 minutes later her best friend called her to let her know her husband is divorcing her (needless to say wifey went over there)
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:35:06 PM EDT
[#5]
I went out with my cousin and paid for dinner.  


True story.  Had Mexican.  
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:35:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Cleaning up after a barfing kid after working a 12-hour day.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:36:56 PM EDT
[#7]
Dug out a stuck truck because I'm an idiot
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:37:34 PM EDT
[#8]
Currently making my wife drive to dinner while I browse ARFCOM
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:39:21 PM EDT
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Damn. The rules...

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Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:40:06 PM EDT
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True story.  Had Mexican.  
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Does your wife know you're dating your cousin?
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:40:41 PM EDT
[#11]
Called wife over to read/look at a thread on ARFcom and laugh at Redneck Calamari. While she was next to me, experienced digestion issues and ripped a really nasty one. What do I win?

ETA: This is on top of having 2 sick kids. Both got sick last night and have been ill all day.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:42:19 PM EDT
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Does your wife know you're dating your cousin?
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I went out with my cousin and paid for dinner.  


True story.  Had Mexican.  


Does your wife know you're dating your cousin?

I assume so.  They're sisters. 
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:46:35 PM EDT
[#13]
Scratched my ass while taking a shower this morning.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:47:16 PM EDT
[#14]
I had red beans and rice for dinner two nights in a row.  

It hit me while shopping at Lowes tonight.

I apologize to the Lowes bathroom.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:47:20 PM EDT
[#15]
Watched UK basketball game and at halftime I decided to go get her a rose.

I admitted my mistake about 45 minutes ago and she understood why the rose wasn't here when she got home.  We're good though.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:49:00 PM EDT
[#16]
Picked up the dog poop in the back yard.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:49:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Picked up my suppressor from the dealer and also went to my weekly club bowling pin shoot.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:51:27 PM EDT
[#18]
Watched Rick dig up nothing on Oak Island.

Printed out my Home Depot certificate for a free garbage disposal.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:52:09 PM EDT
[#19]
Didn't know it was Valentine's Day till dropping off an order for a client... I am fixing to masturbate,
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:52:39 PM EDT
[#20]
I read to my wife posts from an ARFCOM thread about the worst experiences at a strip club.  I had her in stitches. No boom boom though.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:53:21 PM EDT
[#21]
I'm killing the evening in front of the computer.  It's not feeling particularly romantic.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:53:21 PM EDT
[#22]
My wife asked me if I still love her

I hesitated





Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:54:22 PM EDT
[#23]
Ex broke up with me yesterday over nothing which is really something but meh...She was trying to get back with me less than 12 hours later but I did what I do every day....Worked and there ain't a damn thing romantic about working doing what I do.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:56:54 PM EDT
[#24]
made the bathroom really smelly
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:57:14 PM EDT
[#25]
Tied up work early to leave and buy GF last minute gift but ended up cruising craigslist for a few minutes.  Ended up finding some I wanted so skipped her gift and showed up late to dinner to trade for a Mitutoyo Height Master.  Cause ya know, every home shop needs a plate-check certified to 0.000010". 

Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:57:57 PM EDT
[#26]
Butchered a deer....
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 11:59:34 PM EDT
[#27]
Recovering from knee surgery.  Not feeling very romantic.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:00:43 AM EDT
[#28]
I accidentally farted really loud at lunch.

  I laughed so hard / long, I thought I was going to need an inhaler !!!
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:01:08 AM EDT
[#29]
To hell with my soon to be ex.

I took the day off to go to the range, but it was raining and cold so I played ham radio all day.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:04:26 AM EDT
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That looks sick man, but one question. Is the mag able to come out? It looks to far back on the rail
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:06:23 AM EDT
[#31]
WALKING in from watchi8ng John Wick .


alone

didnt  care  it was good
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:06:28 AM EDT
[#32]
Bought a # 2- 4inch bit for my impact driver, some alligator clips and some 14 gauge wire at the hardware store, wrapped them up, and gave them to my GF along with the normal card and flowers bullshit.. When she opened it I swear she made this face and at which I replied, what's yours is mine, grabbed them, dropped the mic and headed toward the garage... After the fight I banged her on my workbench, with a chew in, drinking a beer....... With the door open...  Who says chivalry is dead...
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:07:09 AM EDT
[#33]
Cleaned and swept the attic of all the junk that repairmen have left up there and inventoried all the stuff I had stored over the years.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:08:01 AM EDT
[#34]
Tried getting Tamiflu into two toddlers and an infant.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:08:04 AM EDT
[#35]
Fit tested 10 gas masks, gave a refresher on blood borne pathogens, infection control and exposure reporting. Texted the wife to see how many times my 7 y/o kid puked while I Was at work.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:10:02 AM EDT
[#36]
I berated my wife for backing into the garage door.  Pretty sure at least one section will need replacing.  Fucker.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:11:28 AM EDT
[#37]
Went with my dad and bought a tractor.  
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:12:07 AM EDT
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Cleaned up barfing kids & adults, with a few airway emergencies to liven things up, in the course of a 13 hour day. Came home & saw the invoice for the new furnace, A/C, and water heater installed yesterday.

Opened my Amazon Prime shipment that included a pair of new Smith & Wesson handcuffs. Although, those could be pressed into romantic duty if I play my cards right.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:13:50 AM EDT
[#39]
I picked poop out of the cats' litter box.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:15:45 AM EDT
[#40]
Dishes.  And I took out the trash.  

No one told me to either. 
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:16:30 AM EDT
[#41]
Shit with the door open  ?
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:16:54 AM EDT
[#42]
I came home to my wife, two sick kids, and my mother in law...
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:18:28 AM EDT
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Beats the shit out of a garage door that won't close and a fucked up paint job on a Focus Titanium.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:18:58 AM EDT
[#44]
Well... while holding a smoking hot pan, Asking my now Ex to make room for it. She moved a platter not in the way. Then I said are you fucking kidding me move your glass of water im burning my hands!

At that point she flew off the handle in her normal child like temper tantrum. At which point (NOT the first time)  I said good for you eat alone and walked away. She then pushed her tantrum further and I said get the fuck out.

Shes now sitting in the kitchen TEXTING ME. while eating her lobster, corn and fried potatoes. SO over her bullshit.


All because I asked her to lift a finger
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:23:22 AM EDT
[#45]
I told her I don't believe in Valentines Day 16 years ago and we have been married 13 with two kids.  Not really today but it was 16 years ago.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:26:09 AM EDT
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Beats the shit out of a garage door that won't close and a fucked up paint job on a Focus Titanium.
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I came home to my wife, two sick kids, and my mother in law...

Beats the shit out of a garage door that won't close and a fucked up paint job on a Focus Titanium.


Depends on the mother in law....
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:26:15 AM EDT
[#47]
Went to work, where I'm still at...
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:26:28 AM EDT
[#48]
Valentines day is a joke. So is marriage.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:26:32 AM EDT
[#49]
I had to leave for Sacramento at 5:00 am and am now in Reno for the next couple days. My wife is awesome so it's no big deal, we are doing VDay dinner Friday, anyway.

But nothing I did was even remotely romantic, today.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 12:27:18 AM EDT
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Least romantic? Probably spending the bulk of the day on the living room floor, in pain and fairly miserable.

Everything else is uphill from there, especially the roses waiting for the wife when she got home, that she KNEW I couldn't go out to get and the dinner that was nearly done when she walked in the door. Wasn't easy to make and wasn't anything super special, but it DID mean she didn't have to cook tonight.

It makes up for some of my being a pain in the ass. Well, I HOPE it does, anyway.
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