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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:03:04 AM EST
So I had a rough shift at work last night. I'm tired and hungry. I come home and fire up the computer. Clean up some business online and head on over to Arfcom.

Surfing the site, munching on various leftovers from my fridge. I grab a bag of dried plums, hey, I like 'em.

Arfcom is always a huge source of entertainment for me. I am really engrossed in some thread when I realize that I have just eaten about a pound of the dried plums.

Dried plums = prunes.

Am I going to die?

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:04:43 AM EST
Quick. Send me all your guns. I will keep them safe from the acid rain of operatorerror!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:13:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By operatorerror:

....................Dried plums = prunes.

Am I going to die?




No, but don't worry if you're out on the back porch and you get the urge. If you have a clear shot to the terlet, just aim thru the screen door. You'll be fine.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:15:47 AM EST
Don't worry prunes never work, unless your caught in a traffic jam on your local freeway.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:25:23 AM EST
They are like any other fruit. They got as much nutrients as the fresh fruit but without the water. They're good for you, at least a lot better than chips.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:30:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By warlord:
They are like any other fruit. They got as much nutrients as the fresh fruit but without the water. They're good for you, at least a lot better than chips.



Yeah, but a pound of dried plums is like two dozen real prunes!

I might get a prolapse!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:45:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 10:47:43 AM EST by warlord]

Originally Posted By operatorerror:

Originally Posted By warlord:
They are like any other fruit. They got as much nutrients as the fresh fruit but without the water. They're good for you, at least a lot better than chips.



Yeah, but a pound of dried plums is like two dozen real prunes!

I might get a prolapse!


The Calif plum growers assoc has got approval for them to call prunes, dried plums.

Actally, if you really need to do a BM, drink coffee like Starbucks that contain more than the usual amount of caffience, caffiene can cause sphinter muscle reactions.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 11:04:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
Am I going to die?


No, but you will see God.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 11:08:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By coyote3:

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
Am I going to die?


No, but you will see God.



Link Posted: 3/8/2006 4:10:48 PM EST
Wet prunes or prune juice work in 30-60 mins. Dried prunes are much less effective.
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