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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:27:05 PM EDT
[#1]
Sorry, thought you could help me
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:28:10 PM EDT
[#2]
fuck you
incompetent assholes Ill go to Bass Pro  this will ring up my 16th year in the gun biz I really really really hate "hunters" |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:28:44 PM EDT
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The lack of intelligence in human beings never ceases to amaze me.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:29:26 PM EDT
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fuck you incompetent assholes Ill go to Bass Pro
this will ring up my 16th year in the gun biz I really really really hate "hunters" heh.. its been since 91 for me.. and the stories I could tell.. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:29:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Okay, I can't top that one.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:29:54 PM EDT
[#6]
Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:30:20 PM EDT
[#7]
You made that up, you had to. No one could be that goddamn stupid.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:30:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Not sure if serious... A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? I have had a handful of guys just bring in the scope |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:31:01 PM EDT
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Me: "Sure, that will be $800."
Dumbass: "WTF!!! Why so much?" Me: "Well, the sighting in fee is $30 but you also have to pay the 'rifle to put it on' fee." |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:31:21 PM EDT
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Not gun related, but it'd blow your mind how often long-time nursing professionals will ask to have records edited or deleted without supplying the date of contact, time of contact, or the name of the patient.
Every time you try to make a process idiot proof, you find yourself faced with a better class of idiot. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:31:39 PM EDT
[#11]
so? what's the problem?
give him back some spent brass and the scope tell him it's dead-on accurate. and a $50 invoice for your time. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:31:49 PM EDT
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Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? I have had a handful of guys just bring in the scope WTF? wow |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:32:15 PM EDT
[#13]
You guys really need to keep a camera at the counter to document these things.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:32:35 PM EDT
[#14]
Hand him empty casings, say it's sighted in but you can't find the bullets you sighted it to, charge him $50 for this service.
edit: didn't see the same thing posted above.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:32:49 PM EDT
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With a box of .270 and a nice 3-10 scope.. and asks if we can sight it in for him.. No gun mind you.. just scope and shells.. /facepalm.. Take his box of ammo and scope, return scope to customer tommorow and charge him $20. Problem solved
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:32:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: You made that up, you had to. No one could be that goddamn stupid.  I had a customer come in to the liquor store and ask if we had any grape wine.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:32:57 PM EDT
[#17]
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Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:33:17 PM EDT
[#18]
Why do all the nice gun shop folks laugh when I come in?
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:33:24 PM EDT
[#19]
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Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? I have had a handful of guys just bring in the scope <facepalm.jpeg> 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:34:06 PM EDT
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You made that up, you had to. No one could be that goddamn stupid. You live on the same planet as I do? I see them daily. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:34:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hand him empty casings, say it's sighted in but you can't find the bullets you sighted it to, charge him $50 for this service. i call it a stupid tax |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:39:45 PM EDT
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Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! I have one of these bag o guns that I cant figure out
Was trying to "fix" it and all the parts came out at once. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:41:29 PM EDT
[#23]
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so? what's the problem? give him back some spent brass and the scope tell him it's dead-on accurate. and a $50 invoice for your time. This is the best answer. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:42:16 PM EDT
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Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! I have one of these bag o guns that I cant figure out
Was trying to "fix" it and all the parts came out at once. Oh no its never them that took it apart.. it was a cousin! ya ya thats the ticket! My cousin did it the one thats married to Morgan Fairchild! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:45:12 PM EDT
[#25]
"Has you got any Glock fotays in nine millimeter wif beamz yo?"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:48:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: And you missed your opportunity to sell him a 270 rifle to go with the scope and ammo.With a box of .270 and a nice 3-10 scope.. and asks if we can sight it in for him.. No gun mind you.. just scope and shells.. /facepalm.. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:48:49 PM EDT
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"Has you got any Glock fotays in nine millimeter wif beamz yo?" repair and build only! keeps out the riff raff! 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:49:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: With a box of .270 and a nice 3-10 scope.. and asks if we can sight it in for him.. No gun mind you.. just scope and shells.. /facepalm.. Somewhere in some automotive forum someone is posting about the exact same person. The guy that was driving 54-59 in the fast lane with his blinker and high-beams on while on the way to the gun store. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:02:13 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
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Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! I am guilty of this.  It's the reason I no longer own a Colt Mustang. Was just too embarrassed about the whole thing to keep it around...
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:02:50 PM EDT
[#30]
......sounds like a great idea for a "punked" episode.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:05:03 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:11:04 PM EDT
[#32]
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but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! I'm finishing up a car project like that.
To start, it's an obscure car, with no technical data available. Then, In addition to not bringing me all the parts, he threw in other parts from other cars that were lying around his garage, because he wasn't sure what belonged to what.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:15:45 PM EDT
[#33]
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Me: "Sure, that will be $800." Dumbass: "WTF!!! Why so much?" Me: "Well, the sighting in fee is $30 but you also have to pay the 'rifle to put it on' fee." 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:20:03 PM EDT
[#34]
Fm,
Your name isn't Jay or Tom is it by any chance? I had both of them do some work on a firearm and they both are down in your AO. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:28:06 PM EDT
[#35]
If I'd been behind the counter, I'd have had to use this line on him:
"You're proof that God abandons his worst mistakes. Now GTFO before you hurt somebody out of sheer ignorance." |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:32:58 PM EDT
[#36]
I get those too, but I call them "Pile O' Parts"
Usually made by the boyfriend or 16 year old son. Husbands are at least too lazy to try. Me - "So, the washer/dryer was doing/not doing what again?" Customer - "Not working right." Me - "So where's the washer/dryer?" Customer - "Over here, oh my BF/Son thought he could fix it." Me -   Quoted: Quoted: Not sure if serious... A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:39:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together!Quoted: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:39:55 PM EDT
[#38]
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Fm, Your name isn't Jay or Tom is it by any chance? I had both of them do some work on a firearm and they both are down in your AO. nope.. Rick.. And it would be the Medford area..
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:41:57 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Blasphemy! The Trinity exists because God had the foresight to have enough hands to be able to put the Mk II back together.Quoted: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together!Quoted: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:44:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together! Read the manual follow the steps and it goes back together I have a little plastic wedge tool I made and I practice off and on so I can do it fairly rapidly , make them feel stupid and then smile and tell um hell that was easy so no charge |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:45:22 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: Quoted: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together!Quoted: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in No, I don't. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:45:34 PM EDT
[#42]
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With a box of .270 and a nice 3-10 scope.. and asks if we can sight it in for him.. No gun mind you.. just scope and shells.. /facepalm.. Should have sold him a sling. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:45:35 PM EDT
[#43]
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Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! That only counts if it's in a Crown Royal bag. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:46:02 PM EDT
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Fm, Your name isn't Jay or Tom is it by any chance? I had both of them do some work on a firearm and they both are down in your AO. nope.. Rick.. And it would be the Medford area..Yeah I dealt with a guy in Central Point. Jays FIrearms or something like that, I also dealt with a gunsmith around there. I guess the only couple of other smiths I know down in that area is Welburn, the bullet shop, good guys, and CSA lol. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:47:04 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: That only counts if it's in a Crown Royal bag. damn all I ever get are zip locs |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:47:39 PM EDT
[#46]
He was hitting on you.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:48:18 PM EDT
[#47]
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That only counts if it's in a Crown Royal bag. damn all I ever get are zip locs
or cigar boxes.. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:48:53 PM EDT
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You made that up, you had to. No one could be that goddamn stupid. The truth is stranger than fiction. Every time. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:49:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Blasphemy! The Trinity exists because God had the foresight to have enough hands to be able to put the Mk II back together.Quoted: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together!Quoted: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in   so true! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:57:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Not sure if serious... A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! My first one of those was a Winchester 1892 That was also my first Winchester 1892 |
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