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With a box of .270 and a nice 3-10 scope..
and asks if we can sight it in for him.. No gun mind you.. just scope and shells.. /facepalm.. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:27:05 PM EST
Sorry, thought you could help me
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:28:10 PM EST
fuck you
incompetent assholes Ill go to Bass Pro  this will ring up my 16th year in the gun biz I really really really hate "hunters" |
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NM, USA
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:28:44 PM EST
The lack of intelligence in human beings never ceases to amaze me.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:29:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
fuck you incompetent assholes Ill go to Bass Pro
this will ring up my 16th year in the gun biz I really really really hate "hunters" heh.. its been since 91 for me.. and the stories I could tell.. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:29:43 PM EST
Okay, I can't top that one.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:29:54 PM EST
Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:30:20 PM EST
You made that up, you had to. No one could be that goddamn stupid.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:30:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: Not sure if serious... A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? I have had a handful of guys just bring in the scope |
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CO, USA
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:31:01 PM EST
Me: "Sure, that will be $800."
Dumbass: "WTF!!! Why so much?" Me: "Well, the sighting in fee is $30 but you also have to pay the 'rifle to put it on' fee." |
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WI, USA
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:31:21 PM EST
Not gun related, but it'd blow your mind how often long-time nursing professionals will ask to have records edited or deleted without supplying the date of contact, time of contact, or the name of the patient.
Every time you try to make a process idiot proof, you find yourself faced with a better class of idiot. |
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MT, USA
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:31:39 PM EST
so? what's the problem?
give him back some spent brass and the scope tell him it's dead-on accurate. and a $50 invoice for your time. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:31:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? I have had a handful of guys just bring in the scope WTF? wow |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:32:15 PM EST
You guys really need to keep a camera at the counter to document these things.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:32:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2011 6:45:27 PM EST by LoganSackett]
Hand him empty casings, say it's sighted in but you can't find the bullets you sighted it to, charge him $50 for this service.
edit: didn't see the same thing posted above.
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MD, USA
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:32:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
With a box of .270 and a nice 3-10 scope.. and asks if we can sight it in for him.. No gun mind you.. just scope and shells.. /facepalm.. Take his box of ammo and scope, return scope to customer tommorow and charge him $20. Problem solved
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:32:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By blackfly53: You made that up, you had to. No one could be that goddamn stupid.  I had a customer come in to the liquor store and ask if we had any grape wine.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:32:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:33:17 PM EST
Why do all the nice gun shop folks laugh when I come in?
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:33:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? I have had a handful of guys just bring in the scope <facepalm.jpeg> 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:34:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By blackfly53:
You made that up, you had to. No one could be that goddamn stupid. You live on the same planet as I do? I see them daily. |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:34:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By LoganSackett: Hand him empty casings, say it's sighted in but you can't find the bullets you sighted it to, charge him $50 for this service. i call it a stupid tax |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:39:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! I have one of these bag o guns that I cant figure out
Was trying to "fix" it and all the parts came out at once. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:41:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By grizzlyarms:
so? what's the problem? give him back some spent brass and the scope tell him it's dead-on accurate. and a $50 invoice for your time. This is the best answer. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:42:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By smb980:
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! I have one of these bag o guns that I cant figure out
Was trying to "fix" it and all the parts came out at once. Oh no its never them that took it apart.. it was a cousin! ya ya thats the ticket! My cousin did it the one thats married to Morgan Fairchild! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:45:12 PM EST
"Has you got any Glock fotays in nine millimeter wif beamz yo?"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:48:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2011 6:48:48 PM EST by P08]
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty: And you missed your opportunity to sell him a 270 rifle to go with the scope and ammo.With a box of .270 and a nice 3-10 scope.. and asks if we can sight it in for him.. No gun mind you.. just scope and shells.. /facepalm.. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:48:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By omega62:
"Has you got any Glock fotays in nine millimeter wif beamz yo?" repair and build only! keeps out the riff raff! 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:49:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty: With a box of .270 and a nice 3-10 scope.. and asks if we can sight it in for him.. No gun mind you.. just scope and shells.. /facepalm.. Somewhere in some automotive forum someone is posting about the exact same person. The guy that was driving 54-59 in the fast lane with his blinker and high-beams on while on the way to the gun store. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:02:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! I am guilty of this.  It's the reason I no longer own a Colt Mustang. Was just too embarrassed about the whole thing to keep it around...
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:02:50 PM EST
......sounds like a great idea for a "punked" episode.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:05:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:11:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! I'm finishing up a car project like that.
To start, it's an obscure car, with no technical data available. Then, In addition to not bringing me all the parts, he threw in other parts from other cars that were lying around his garage, because he wasn't sure what belonged to what.
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IL, USA
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:15:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By 82nd_Sapper:
Me: "Sure, that will be $800." Dumbass: "WTF!!! Why so much?" Me: "Well, the sighting in fee is $30 but you also have to pay the 'rifle to put it on' fee." 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:20:03 PM EST
Fm,
Your name isn't Jay or Tom is it by any chance? I had both of them do some work on a firearm and they both are down in your AO. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:28:06 PM EST
If I'd been behind the counter, I'd have had to use this line on him:
"You're proof that God abandons his worst mistakes. Now GTFO before you hurt somebody out of sheer ignorance." |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:32:58 PM EST
I get those too, but I call them "Pile O' Parts"
Usually made by the boyfriend or 16 year old son. Husbands are at least too lazy to try. Me - "So, the washer/dryer was doing/not doing what again?" Customer - "Not working right." Me - "So where's the washer/dryer?" Customer - "Over here, oh my BF/Son thought he could fix it." Me -   Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty: Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: Not sure if serious... A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:39:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together!Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:39:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chromekilla:
Fm, Your name isn't Jay or Tom is it by any chance? I had both of them do some work on a firearm and they both are down in your AO. nope.. Rick.. And it would be the Medford area..
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:41:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By JCoop: Blasphemy! The Trinity exists because God had the foresight to have enough hands to be able to put the Mk II back together.Originally Posted By www-glock19-com: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together!Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:44:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By JCoop: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together! Read the manual follow the steps and it goes back together I have a little plastic wedge tool I made and I practice off and on so I can do it fairly rapidly , make them feel stupid and then smile and tell um hell that was easy so no charge |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:45:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By JCoop: Originally Posted By www-glock19-com: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together!Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in No, I don't. |
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CO, USA
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:45:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
With a box of .270 and a nice 3-10 scope.. and asks if we can sight it in for him.. No gun mind you.. just scope and shells.. /facepalm.. Should have sold him a sling. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:45:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Not sure if serious...
A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! That only counts if it's in a Crown Royal bag. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:46:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Originally Posted By Chromekilla:
Fm, Your name isn't Jay or Tom is it by any chance? I had both of them do some work on a firearm and they both are down in your AO. nope.. Rick.. And it would be the Medford area..Yeah I dealt with a guy in Central Point. Jays FIrearms or something like that, I also dealt with a gunsmith around there. I guess the only couple of other smiths I know down in that area is Welburn, the bullet shop, good guys, and CSA lol. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:47:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By sigp226: That only counts if it's in a Crown Royal bag. damn all I ever get are zip locs |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:47:39 PM EST
He was hitting on you.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:48:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
Originally Posted By sigp226:
That only counts if it's in a Crown Royal bag. damn all I ever get are zip locs
or cigar boxes.. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:48:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By blackfly53:
You made that up, you had to. No one could be that goddamn stupid. The truth is stranger than fiction. Every time. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:49:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By nick89302: Originally Posted By JCoop: Blasphemy! The Trinity exists because God had the foresight to have enough hands to be able to put the Mk II back together.Originally Posted By www-glock19-com: God has a hard time putting a Mk II back together!Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty: but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! usually ruger MK1 MKII and MKIIs here with the occasional BPS A5 and 1911 thrown in   so true! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:57:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty: Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: Not sure if serious... A scope and a box of ammo...sight in the scope? yes serious as a heart attack.. in the 20 years thats Ive been a smith its happened about 4 times.. but my fav.. is body bags.. thats the bag o gun that you took apart, and cannot figure out how to put back together. Of course its missing a spring or a screw, that you dont tell me about.. I love puzzles! My first one of those was a Winchester 1892 That was also my first Winchester 1892 |
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