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6/2/2020 2:34:59 PM
Posted: 12/30/2002 8:41:04 PM EDT
She called and said she's on her way over now.

Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:42:56 PM EDT
No, I'm married. [:\]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:43:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:44:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:45:32 PM EDT
Ok, too bad I have to delete this thread,  This is potential evidence for "pre-planning" this,  When I'm suppossed to be all shocked she slept with me on the first day we met...  
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:46:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:47:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:49:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:49:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Wave:
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
he called and said he's on his way over now.
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That's just great, whats [b]HIS[/b] name?
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[b]LMAO!!![/b]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:49:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:50:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Wave:
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
he called and said he's on his way over now.
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That's just great, whats [b]HIS[/b] name?
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LOL
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:51:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2002 8:56:14 PM EDT by Garryowen]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:51:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Ok, too bad I have to delete this thread,  This is potential evidence for "pre-planning" this,  When I'm suppossed to be all shocked she slept with me on the first day we met...  
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Why would you come on here and announce that your girlfriend is a slut?  Unless she's a hooker.  Then the rest of us wouldnt be so shocked that she slept with you on your first date. [:)]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:54:22 PM EDT
Woah pal, nobody said nothin `'bout no girlfriend.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:55:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Woah pal, nobody said nothin `'bout no girlfriend.
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HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:00:53 PM EDT
What little advice I can give...

Don't wear the dress.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:15:29 PM EDT
Don't count your chicks, before they hatch.

Or one in the hand does not necessarily equal one in the bush, let alone two.

Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:23:56 PM EDT
NO! [>Q]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:27:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:30:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KY-Bob:

Or one in the hand does not necessarily equal one in the bush, let alone two.

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That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard/read in a while.[:D][:D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:33:45 PM EDT
Well Im a loser
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:42:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2002 9:54:05 PM EDT by SuperChicken]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:51:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:52:04 PM EDT
I have been bad.  Three girls, three nights!  Where were these opportunities when I was younger.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:13:18 PM EDT
Just was [;D]

She just finished cleaning up... time for another, tlak to you guys later [:D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:24:12 PM EDT
Her name ain't Rosy Palm, is it?

Can't tell you how many times I've hit THAT!
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:24:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
She called and said she's on her way over now.
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[Woody Allen Mode]

A girl THAT anxious to have sex with you's probably  got something that no one else wants. [:O]

[/Woody Allen Mode]


Check that package closely before you sign for it.

Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:25:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2002 10:45:00 PM EDT by M4_Aiming_at_U]
I get all kinds of sex with my bitch.



Sideways, backwards. Any sex I want to be.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:35:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SuperChicken:
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!



forgot where i found these, but most of them are funny
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they teach those somewhere between 1st and 12th grade in most public schools. [%|]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:46:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By blackmanta:
Her name ain't Rosy Palm, is it?
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I'd hit it!


In fact I probably will later on tonight.

Out here it's called 'Sea Pu$$y'.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 10:49:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By piccolo:
Originally Posted By blackmanta:
Her name ain't Rosy Palm, is it?
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I'd hit it!


In fact I probably will later on tonight.

Out here it's called 'Sea Pu$$y'.
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Won't we all.....
Link Posted: 12/31/2002 1:21:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hank:
just did...

and just got married...

and today is her birthday...
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And in 9 months, it will be your kids birthday![BD]
Link Posted: 12/31/2002 4:25:30 AM EDT
Maybe.

I got a date with an old girlfriend. She's coming over to my place. I"m cooking her dinner.

After that...


RRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Link Posted: 12/31/2002 4:37:08 AM EDT
We jus' had a little muffin pop out. I won't be hitting her for weeks.
Link Posted: 12/31/2002 4:43:09 AM EDT
Just hit it this morning.
Link Posted: 12/31/2002 4:44:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ECS:
Maybe.

I got a date with an old girlfriend. She's coming over to my place. I"m cooking her dinner.

After that...


RRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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ECS - is that "RRRRRRRRR" the sound that her vibrator will make because you couldn't satisfy her? :)  j/k!
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