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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:42:56 PM EDT
[#1]
No, I'm married. [:\]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:43:32 PM EDT
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[img]http://www.muttonbone.com/images/loveewephoto3_sm.jpg[/img]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:44:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Good for you and me. [:D]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:45:32 PM EDT
[#4]
Ok, too bad I have to delete this thread, This is potential evidence for "pre-planning" this, When I'm suppossed to be all shocked she slept with me on the first day we met...
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:46:00 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted: he called and said he's on his way over now. That's just great, whats [b]HIS[/b] name? |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:47:17 PM EDT
[#6]
I was planning on it, but she's too tired. I figure to just knock off a quick 45 minute session in the morning before the kids wake up. Gotta remember to lock the bedroom door before going to sleep. [sex]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:49:34 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm sure you're the first guy she slept with the first time she meet them.
Every good trucker knows to tarp his load before going into stormy weather. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:49:35 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: Quoted: he called and said he's on his way over now. That's just great, whats [b]HIS[/b] name? [b]LMAO!!![/b] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:49:48 PM EDT
[#9]
just did...
and just got married... and today is her birthday... |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:50:36 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: Quoted: he called and said he's on his way over now. That's just great, whats [b]HIS[/b] name? LOL |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:51:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Matt...for God's sake, don't let this turn into another one of those fiascoes where she leaves thinking your a "Soft Boy". Don't comment of the friggin drapes and stuff this time....
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:51:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: Ok, too bad I have to delete this thread, This is potential evidence for "pre-planning" this, When I'm suppossed to be all shocked she slept with me on the first day we met... Why would you come on here and announce that your girlfriend is a slut? Unless she's a hooker. Then the rest of us wouldnt be so shocked that she slept with you on your first date. [:)] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:54:22 PM EDT
[#13]
Woah pal, nobody said nothin `'bout no girlfriend.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:55:39 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: Woah pal, nobody said nothin `'bout no girlfriend. HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:00:53 PM EDT
[#15]
What little advice I can give...
Don't wear the dress. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:15:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Don't count your chicks, before they hatch.
Or one in the hand does not necessarily equal one in the bush, let alone two. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:23:56 PM EDT
[#17]
NO! [>Q]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:27:22 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: Ok, too bad I have to delete this thread, This is potential evidence for "pre-planning" this, When I'm suppossed to be all shocked she slept with me on the first day we met... No problem. Just tell her you were talking about someone else[:)] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:30:12 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted: Or one in the hand does not necessarily equal one in the bush, let alone two. That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard/read in a while.[:D][:D] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:33:45 PM EDT
[#20]
Well Im a loser
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:42:19 PM EDT
[#21]
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love! forgot where i found these, but most of them are funny |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:51:35 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: She called and said she's on her way over now. When she gets there, tell her I'll leave her heels in the mailbox. She can get them in the morning. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:52:04 PM EDT
[#23]
I have been bad. Three girls, three nights! Where were these opportunities when I was younger.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 10:13:18 PM EDT
[#24]
Just was [;D]
She just finished cleaning up... time for another, tlak to you guys later [:D] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 10:24:12 PM EDT
[#25]
Her name ain't Rosy Palm, is it?
Can't tell you how many times I've hit THAT! |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 10:24:59 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: She called and said she's on her way over now. [Woody Allen Mode] A girl THAT anxious to have sex with you's probably got something that no one else wants. [:O] [/Woody Allen Mode] Check that package closely before you sign for it. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 10:25:06 PM EDT
[#27]
I get all kinds of sex with my bitch.
Sideways, backwards. Any sex I want to be. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 10:35:37 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love! forgot where i found these, but most of them are funny they teach those somewhere between 1st and 12th grade in most public schools. [%|] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 10:46:05 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: Her name ain't Rosy Palm, is it? I'd hit it! In fact I probably will later on tonight. Out here it's called 'Sea Pu$$y'. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 10:49:29 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: Quoted: Her name ain't Rosy Palm, is it? I'd hit it! In fact I probably will later on tonight. Out here it's called 'Sea Pu$$y'. Won't we all..... |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 1:21:23 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: just did... and just got married... and today is her birthday... And in 9 months, it will be your kids birthday![BD] |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 4:25:30 AM EDT
[#32]
Maybe.
I got a date with an old girlfriend. She's coming over to my place. I"m cooking her dinner. After that... RRRRRRRRRRRRR! |
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Posted: 12/31/2002 4:37:08 AM EDT
[#33]
We jus' had a little muffin pop out. I won't be hitting her for weeks.
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Posted: 12/31/2002 4:43:09 AM EDT
[#34]
Just hit it this morning.
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Posted: 12/31/2002 4:44:46 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: Maybe. I got a date with an old girlfriend. She's coming over to my place. I"m cooking her dinner. After that... RRRRRRRRRRRRR! ECS - is that "RRRRRRRRR" the sound that her vibrator will make because you couldn't satisfy her? :) j/k! |
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