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Posted: 10/15/2004 5:53:02 PM EDT
Well, it's not like I didn't know he was coming.

So, the knock comes at the back door. I open it, my hand resting on the door handle out of sight, gripping a Beretta with the hammer cocked back.

And he starts. Neighbors called, heard a fight, blah, blah, blah.

I remark, "So?", and just stare. I'm neither hostile nor friendly, just asking.

He proceeds with is everything OK? Is your wife home? Blah, blah, blah.

I'm not really paying attention to what he's saying. I'm busy noticing things. Like, neither he nor his partner has their hand on their sidearm. They're looking around, not focused particularly intently on me, and the lead guy is considerately holding the screen door open, so I can have a clear shot on him.

At this point, he asks if he can come in and make sure everything is alright. Now, this I do hear. And there's no fucking way he's coming into my house. So, I do the only sensible thing left to me at this point.

Now, I'm not left handed, but that's the hand the gun has to be in to keep it concealed behind the door. Well, I bring it out quick, point it straight between mudpuppy 1's eyes, and pull the trigger. I'm a bit impressed at myself with my off hand presenation. The look on his face was priceless, a real fucking Kodak moment. It takes him a couple seconds to realize I've just killed his ass.

I look at mudpuppy 2, wondering how he's going to react. Another fucking Kodak moment, fight or flight, shit or go blind, what the fuck is he going to do? I'm so amused at this point, I decide to give him a fighting chance. I drop my lead squirter down to my side, waiting to see if he's going to go for his pistola. He runs.

Damn, gotta pee. I'll be right back. Keep in mind, I'm a slow typist, so don't get impatient.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:55:19 PM EDT
Thorazine not working like it's supposed to?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:55:59 PM EDT
are you doing some training where you are the evil husband?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:57:40 PM EDT
You shot a Member of Parliament with a water pistol?

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:58:54 PM EDT
Someone forgot to take his meds...
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:59:29 PM EDT
training....

hey, call me next time you need an aggressor...lol.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:00:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:01:41 PM EDT
shame what happens when people don't get their refills.


J
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:03:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 6:09:35 PM EDT by paenutz]
I heard on the news that they are sending in air suport with
Bunker Busting Nukes to take yer ass out! Keep yer head down!


ETA:

Let me be the first to say, IBTL.

NO
IBTL
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:03:33 PM EDT
Let me be the first to say, IBTL.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:13:00 PM EDT
Dude even with the crooked MP's we get stationed here this shit is not even remotely funny.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:13:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Aim4MyHead:
shame what happens when people don't get their refills.


J

The tin foil hat slipped off...
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:16:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:16:11 PM EDT
W.T.F.???
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:16:51 PM EDT
WTF....IBTL, IBTB, IBTNoKnock
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:17:51 PM EDT
Better be a training exercise
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:18:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:18:58 PM EDT


If he's in indiana, what are the royal canadian Mounted Police doing knocking on his door?

He must have been really really loud!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:18:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 6:18:59 PM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
locked
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:40:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 6:40:51 PM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
..
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:42:53 PM EDT
So, I think most people at this point would shut the door and hole up. Me, I'm in that golden moment where the act of violence has occured, and nobody is there to stop you from doing whatever you want. So I walk out onto the steps where dead man is laying and relieve him of his pistol and radio. What pops into my head is how I wish he was carrying a machinegun, so I could walk around saying "Now I have a machinegun, Ho Ho Ho." That line pops into my head alot though, it's not restricted to this situation. I just like that line.But, back to the topic at hand.

Now I shut the door and hole up. I see cruisers rolling up, MPs taking up defensive positions, streets being blocked off. I'm the center of attention.

I'm walking around the house, yanking the blinds open, seeing what's going on. There's some private directly across the street reporting my every move. I mean my EVERY move.I hear him on my newly acquired radio. Every movement of the blinds, every shadow crossing a window, damn this guy is GOOD. If I could have given him a medal at this point, I would have. He was a bit excited, but he was giving sitreps like a bum giving windshield washes. Hardly anyone else was saying shit. WTF, I know they can see me on the other sides of the house. Why arent other guys giving reports? Now, I know privates report everything, and it does get annoying, but in this case it was the right thing.

Anyway, I hear them on the radio, asking what guns I have in the house. That's why you have to register your guns on post, so the MPs know what they're facing in a situation like this. Apparently what they don't know is that I've got an extra Beretta in the house, because nobody's come to check on their buddy on the back steps. How do they know I didn't just wound him? They must've took the word of his partner who ran away. He's still laying there, through all this shit.

Gotta pee again, BRB.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:43:57 PM EDT
Why was this locked?

Why was this unlocked?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:47:01 PM EDT


Mud puppies are aquatic salamanders that spend most of their time on the bottoms of lakes and rivers. They are found in southern Canada and in the eastern United States.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:49:13 PM EDT
Inquiring minds want to know.

Its not April 1st.

Its not Halloween yet.

WTF?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:49:30 PM EDT
Umm, how abouts you STFU before you get yourself banned.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:50:15 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:50:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tras:
images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t010/T010273A.jpg

Mud puppies are aquatic salamanders that spend most of their time on the bottoms of lakes and rivers. They are found in southern Canada and in the eastern United States.



Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:50:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:50:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tras:
Why was this locked?



Pretty damned obvious.


Why was this unlocked?


No fucking clue.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:52:15 PM EDT
Even this squid gets it by now that he's doing a training excercise, and is NOT co-operating like a good little boy.

I hope their doing the "say BANG" thing, instead of Simunitions, otherwise that MP who got shot is gonna be hurting....
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:53:37 PM EDT
oh, so this was a thing that was set up by the base...
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:53:53 PM EDT
So, more radio chatter, they know I have a disabled daughter in a wheelchair, which I think is why they don't storm the house. Wouldn't read good in the paper that they stormed in and killed a girl in a wheelchair.

The phone rings. This was not unexpected. I start making reasonable demands. I want 2 Egg McMuffins and 2 cups of black coffee. I really expect to get these things. My unreasonable demands will come later, but it's getting late in the morning and I'm a bit hungry.

So, they call me back and say the chow is on the way. Interesting thing for them to be doing, getting me chow, as I can see the sniper crawling into position across the street. Oh, he's glassing for me, but I'm not as easy to see now that I'm peeking out between the blinds rather than pulling them apart and gawking out.

Suddenly,...

I have to pee again. BRB
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:55:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 6:55:16 PM EDT by ajm1911]
This is like the damn commercials in a suspense movie.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:55:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Riotgun:

I have to pee again. BRB



what the hell did you drink???
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:55:45 PM EDT
jeeze, this is worse than comercials on TV
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:55:57 PM EDT
"Now he's pissing again sir!"
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:56:19 PM EDT
This thread is gay.....someone post one of those "this thread is gay" pics....
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:56:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ajm1911:
This is like the damn commercials in a suspense movie.



Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:56:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 6:57:12 PM EDT by ajm1911]

Originally Posted By azcopwannabee:
"Now he's pissing again sir!"



-------that doesn't look like a private to me^
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:57:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:59:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:59:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:00:22 PM EDT
or

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:00:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
because discussion of the killing of LEOS or anyone else is a COC violation. After an explanation from the thread owner it was unlocked.

mike



Care to share?



I would assume this is a bit of creative writing he is sharing and is going to be asking for feedback. But what the hell do I know?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:00:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 7:02:05 PM EDT by FOX-]

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
because discussion of the killing of LEOS or anyone else is a COC violation. After an explanation from the thread owner it was unlocked.

mike



Care to share?



By what I can tell this was a training operation to test the security/ ability to deal with such problems on a military base.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:01:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:01:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By drew5337:
This thread is gay.....someone post one of those "this thread is gay" pics....



Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:02:53 PM EDT
now you're just being cruel....on with the show!!!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:03:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
because discussion of the killing of LEOS or anyone else is a COC violation. After an explanation from the thread owner it was unlocked.

mike




Thats not true at all. It happens all the time and nothing is said.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:04:42 PM EDT
Dude, pee faster... or is there a line for the ladies room again?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:05:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 7:05:46 PM EDT by FOX-]

Originally Posted By 1776:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
because discussion of the killing of LEOS or anyone else is a COC violation. After an explanation from the thread owner it was unlocked.

mike




Thats not true at all. It happens all the time and nothing is said.




Thats news articals and such. Not people saying, well I killled Jimmy today and fed his body to the pigs.
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