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Posted: 8/28/2004 1:03:01 PM EST
I go to the door and look through the peephole, there is a kid standing there, about 15 or 14. I contemplate on whether to open it or not. I decide not to and I turn away when he knocks again. I slam open the door and yell...

Me: IF I DIDNT ANSWER THE FIRST TIME, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK IM GONNA ANSWER THE SECOND TIME?!?!

Kid: Well, you did.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

Kid: Um, im selling magazines and cookie dough, would you like to buy some?

Me: NO

Kid: It's really good cookie dough, you should buy some.

Me: How do I know you arent lying to me?

Kid: Look at me, would I lie to you?

Me: Probably.

Kid: Fuck you man, ill go sell to someone else.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE PRICK?! I SUGGEST YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCKHOLSTER!

At which point I slam the door.

What the fuck is wrong with kids theese days?
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:04:22 PM EST
I like how you didn't escalate the situation.


You must be having a worse day than me!
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:07:58 PM EST
relax, it's just a kid... and you did open the door on the second knock.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:09:10 PM EST
So your going to do that to a kid whos probably doing a fund raiser for school and not smoking weed. What heppens when the jahova witness comes by?
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:09:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:10:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
someone needs a hug.



Or a Valium.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:11:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
someone needs a hug.



Or a Valium.


+1
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:13:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 1:14:01 PM EST by MisterFloppy]
I admit I did kinda over react. I was watching something on TV, so I was angry that I missed part of it.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:13:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 1:14:27 PM EST by Ogre_4070]
Was this suppose to be humorous? I didn't find it to be funny. What is wrong with kids now? Hmmm.... maybe they are growing up to be just like the adults they encounter.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:14:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 1:27:05 PM EST by Sumo2000]
Do you ever get this nagging feeling that you are just a little too close to the edge?


Of course, if my name was Mister Floppy I'd probably be a bit hostile too.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:15:11 PM EST
He was probably sizing up your house for a residence robbery. You'll probably wake up in the middle of the night with that kid holding a gun to your face.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:15:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
I admit I did kinda over react. I was watching something on TV, so I was angry that I missed part of it.



It better have been some quality porn to illicit that kind of response from you. My .02.

Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:16:20 PM EST
you should have told him how you really feel
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:16:57 PM EST
so don't answer the door...

crank up a porn and relax
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:20:01 PM EST
I would have told you to fuck off after your first outburst.


Me: IF I DIDNT ANSWER THE FIRST TIME, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK IM GONNA ANSWER THE SECOND TIME?!?!
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:22:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:24:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Vinnie:
I would have told you to fuck off after your first outburst.


Me: IF I DIDNT ANSWER THE FIRST TIME, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK IM GONNA ANSWER THE SECOND TIME?!?!




Yeah, this was a really silly remark since that is exactly what he did. It probably just made him madder when the kid said "Well, you did"
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:25:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
someone needs a hug.



Or a Valium.


+1



+2
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:27:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
I go to the door and look through the peephole, there is a kid standing there, about 15 or 14. I contemplate on whether to open it or not. I decide not to and I turn away when he knocks again. I slam open the door and yell...

Me: IF I DIDNT ANSWER THE FIRST TIME, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK IM GONNA ANSWER THE SECOND TIME?!?!

Kid: Well, you did.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

Kid: Um, im selling magazines and cookie dough, would you like to buy some?

Me: NO

Kid: It's really good cookie dough, you should buy some.

Me: How do I know you arent lying to me?

Kid: Look at me, would I lie to you?

Me: Probably.

Kid: Fuck you man, ill go sell to someone else.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE PRICK?! I SUGGEST YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCKHOLSTER!

At which point I slam the door.

What the fuck is wrong with kids theese days?



What's your deductable on your car windshield?
I think if I were that kid your windshield would be history tonight.


it's not like you wouldn't deserve it
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:28:02 PM EST
LoL, that kid so owned you
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:29:53 PM EST
By the way if you see a very large pissed off man knocking at your door it might be the kids Dad about to teach you some fucking manners, don't answer it, you won't like the lesson.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:30:04 PM EST
Magazines and cookie dough ? Really good cookie dough. I think he was selling Dope !
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:30:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
I go to the door and look through the peephole, there is a kid standing there, about 15 or 14. I contemplate on whether to open it or not. I decide not to and I turn away when he knocks again. I slam open the door and yell...

Me: IF I DIDNT ANSWER THE FIRST TIME, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK IM GONNA ANSWER THE SECOND TIME?!?!

Kid: Well, you did.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

Kid: Um, im selling magazines and cookie dough, would you like to buy some?

Me: NO

Kid: It's really good cookie dough, you should buy some.

Me: How do I know you arent lying to me?

Kid: Look at me, would I lie to you?

Me: Probably.

Kid: Fuck you man, ill go sell to someone else.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE PRICK?! I SUGGEST YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCKHOLSTER!

At which point I slam the door.

What the fuck is wrong with kids theese days?



Damn dude, where you Arock in a previous life?
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:35:15 PM EST
in MI soliciting w/out a permit is a misdemeanor. i don't care if they have 9 pieces of ID, they need to have a permit from the city offices. if they don't dissapear in an hastey fashion, I WILL HOOK THEM UP!

these cocksuckers are always mouthy (as you desribed), and 85% of them have some rather impressive records. real model citizens i tell you. and you can bet they are casing your neighborhood. SHOW THEM NO MERCY!

i have a "NO SOLICITORS" sign on my door. the little fucks will still knock. unfortunately they do it when i'm at work & the GF has to deal with them. little turds are lucky i'm at work when they breach my AO.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:36:19 PM EST
Go see a mental health counselor....show them your post. Take a couple changes of clothes in case they ask you to voluntarily commit yourself for a few days of evaluation.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:37:15 PM EST
your heart is just going to like, pop, dude. go to your happy place.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:44:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 1:45:57 PM EST by Searcherfortruth]

Originally Posted By jrzy:
By the way if you see a very large pissed off man knocking at your door it might be the kids Dad about to teach you some fucking manners, don't answer it, you won't like the lesson.



Even if he knocks twice.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:47:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By gaspain:
LoL, that kid so owned you




That's what I thought too

Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:48:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/28/2004 1:49:11 PM EST by sharky30]
maybe he thought no one heard the first knock
either way, you were the fucking asshole first
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:49:59 PM EST
A bit harsh on the kid

GM
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:53:51 PM EST
You may want to talk to your Doctor about getting a Frontal Lobotomy. It may improve your disposition.




Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:56:14 PM EST
uh, the poster was the mouthy one


Originally Posted By thecleaner:
these cocksuckers are always mouthy (as you desribed), and 85% of them have some rather impressive records. real model citizens i tell you. and you can bet they are casing your neighborhood. SHOW THEM NO MERCY!

Link Posted: 8/28/2004 2:01:02 PM EST
I wonder who really makes the $$$ off these school encouraged fund raising farses. Shouldn't these kids be at home doing chores and their homework.

"Here kid sell 500 lbs of cookie dough and you get a free blow-up Crayon."

MT
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 2:05:56 PM EST
Please tell me this is a joke? Please tell me you didn't really fling the door open and scream and cuss at a kid trying to do a fundraiser for his school?

Please at least tell me at least your peepee feels a little bigger now having bragged about it here.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 2:06:43 PM EST
Do people that are going crazy know they are? Ever get that feeling that you just might lose it?
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 2:12:04 PM EST
Compensating for your own inadeqacies by yelling and dominating smaller/younger people usually means:



Fritz
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 2:15:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
Go see a mental health counselor....show them your post. Take a couple changes of clothes in case they ask you to voluntarily commit yourself for a few days of evaluation.



who, me?
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 2:16:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
I admit I did kinda over react.



Lithium


Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
I was watching something on TV, so I was angry that I missed part of it.



TiVo

Hope that helps...


Link Posted: 8/28/2004 2:21:54 PM EST
shit, have you checked your blood presure recently?
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:14:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By thecleaner:
in MI soliciting w/out a permit is a misdemeanor. i don't care if they have 9 pieces of ID, they need to have a permit from the city offices. if they don't dissapear in an hastey fashion, I WILL HOOK THEM UP!



This is one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen posted on this site. Wimp.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:27:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
someone needs a hug.



Or a Valium.


+1



+2



+3
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:29:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By jrzy:
By the way if you see a very large pissed off man knocking at your door it might be the kids Dad about to teach you some fucking manners, don't answer it, you won't like the lesson.



Even if he knocks twice.



+2
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:30:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
I admit I did kinda over react. I was watching something on TV, so I was angry that I missed part of it.



If you got that mad, you NEED a Tivo.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:30:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:33:22 PM EST
Someone needs to get laid..... BAD!!!
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:34:14 PM EST
How about 2 valium and a fifth of liquier

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
someone needs a hug.



Or a Valium.

Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:40:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
Kid: Um, im selling magazines and cookie dough, would you like to buy some?



Pre-ban or LEO only? I would have been pissed if they were post-ban. Rubbing it in my face like that so close to the AWB sunsetting. Little jerk.



j/k
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:46:53 PM EST
Jeez, no wonder they want to tax ammo on you Kaliforniatan guys out there.....

<­BR>

j/k
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:50:57 PM EST
Karma is such a bitch. Everything comes back in small circles.


J
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:55:44 PM EST
My policy is not to buy anything unless they have the product in hand. Last month they had some kids around here scamming people pretending to sell subscriptions to magazines. Apparently they took quite a haul in before being arrested. It's amazing how many people trust a little piece of paper that looks somewhat like an official ID.
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 3:56:50 PM EST
I'm going to take a Wild guess here and say that You done have any Kids of Your Own Do You Sounds like you need a Big Time Out in the nearest corner to me
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