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Posted: 8/4/2005 4:25:59 PM EDT
I'm torn between Hulk like strength or super mind control. It woudl be pretty cool to be able to pick up buildings and use super tankers for bats or javelins, but super mind control could get me anything I wanted, even pie? What about you?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:29:18 PM EDT
I AM THE HULK!


/a brown hulk.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:29:20 PM EDT
Super Mind Control could be a lot of fun......pie is good too.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:29:20 PM EDT
Super Strength = Urban Renewal
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:30:49 PM EDT
Easy, super mind control....no question about it.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:31:19 PM EDT
Flying would be bad ass, but I think invisibility would be handier.

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:34:13 PM EDT
[Eric Cartman Anime-Ninja] I have the power....to have all powers [/Eric Cartman Anime-Ninja]

OK South Park humor aside:

I think Wolverine's healing power would be a great one. I'd figure sooner or later everyone runs into someone/something that will kick their butt. So being able to heal up in a few minutes and carry on like nothing happened would be cool.

Invisibility would be neat until I ran into someone who decided to spray the area with full-auto buckshot or a flamethrower. Then I'd be toast (no pun intended)

Mind control would be neat but I'd have to sleep sometime. That would be cool on dates, though. h
Laser eyes, uh, does that mean I have to wear the red shades all the time? I can imagine waking up in the morning and blasting half the neighborhood. "Nuts! Where did I put my visor??"
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:35:17 PM EDT
Super mind control.

i would like to have the ability to do what Hannibal Lechter did to Multiple Miggs over the internet.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:35:25 PM EDT
Invisibility all the way.

I don't care how strong you are, if I can sneak up behind you and put a bat upside your noggin, you're done.

Plus, you get to hide out in the locker rooms.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:36:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Flying would be bad ass, but I think invisibility would be handier.




+1

I'll find another way to fly. I don't see myself becoming invisible any time soon.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:36:12 PM EDT
Super mind control, make others do and say exactly what you want them to.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:36:56 PM EDT
Time travel.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:37:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MadMaximillian:
I think Wolverine's healing power would be a great one. \



Regeneration + admantium-lined skeleton would be sweet. I'd pick that over flying or invis.

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:38:23 PM EDT
Laser gas.

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:39:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

Plus, you get to hide out in the locker rooms.



+1!!
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:39:31 PM EDT
Justa_TXGuy:

Don't forget the claws that go "Snickt" out the forearms! Wooo that would be uber-cool.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:39:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
Time travel.



Ignore my previous post. I want time travel ability more than anything.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:41:18 PM EDT
I'd want to be able to slow down time, yet i'd still be able to move at my normal speed.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:41:54 PM EDT
I'll take a Green Lantern ring.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:44:51 PM EDT
The super power to give women the BIG O with a look would come in very handy.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:45:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/4/2005 4:45:40 PM EDT by Gunner1X]
I'd be happy just to get through the week without getting sand in my vagina.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:46:42 PM EDT
To heal the sick
M
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:47:14 PM EDT
I'd have the power to move through phone cables and beat the shit out of annoying people I meet on the internet.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:50:01 PM EDT
I would like to be able to control metal at will, like Magneto -

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:50:43 PM EDT
Super Mind Control = All your guns are mine.
= Free shopping from now on.
= Bill Gates adopts me and makes me his sole heir.
= Ted Kennedy co-authors a pro 2nd amendment bill.
= John Kerry admits he faked his purple hearts.
= Stupid people no longer vote.

A good begining.


Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:53:42 PM EDT
All Superman's powers.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:56:26 PM EDT
omnipotence.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:00:01 PM EDT
I would like to poop money.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:00:03 PM EDT
I would use super mind control to force Dianne F. and Chuck S. to join the NRA as life members and denounce Michael Moore. I would then use super mind control to make M.M. eat hot dogs until he explodes.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:02:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lu380:
I would use super mind control to force Dianne F. and Chuck S. to join the NRA as life members and denounce Michael Moore. I would then use super mind control to make M.M. eat hot dogs until he explodes.



Eeeewwww!! I wouldn't want any ofthat on me!
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:04:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Laser gas.




This is temporarily achievable via the miracle of Octoberfest....
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:09:20 PM EDT
I would want to have the ability to everything with greatness and precision. Like if I wanted, I could be a pro football player or even a brilliant scientist...

Just the ability to do everything great.

Reading minds would be cool though. I kinda envy Mrl Gibson in that movie.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:11:13 PM EDT
well i want time travel. go back and see who stole kennedy's brain.. go back to american before columbus and hunt grizz with quicgly 45-110.. camp out in some real woods.. buy a few shares of original coke stock, microsoft stock, timeport into each of the 911 hijacker planes and cut each terrorist's femoral arteries with a very sharp knife while the were seated, timeport into osama's presence while he waited for news and cut his balls off in front of all of his admirers before i poked eyes out with a rusty ice pick..

i could go on..

but given other choices.. mind control.. go to the next presidential democratic convention and when hillary gets ready to make her acceptance speech, compell here to strip nakid, get down on all fours and bark like a dog on national tv while ted kennedy stripped nakid and does a belly dance on the side and have the various tv monitors controlled so they wouldna interrupt the transmission....
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:13:15 PM EDT
I'd feel bad useing mind control for pie. That is like using ghb(?) for pie.

I'd take the power of knowing the future (in detail), then I'd know before hand if my witty comments wern't witty and the pickup lines sucked.

It would be like ground hog day without the ground hog day. Or so I envision it as such.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:13:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 0ldGuy:
Super mind control.

i would like to have the ability to do what Hannibal Lechter did to Multiple Miggs over the internet.



Just how did he do that?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:14:07 PM EDT
invisability
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:15:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By 0ldGuy:
Super mind control.

i would like to have the ability to do what Hannibal Lechter did to Multiple Miggs over the internet.



Just how did he do that?



aol instant messenger?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:21:49 PM EDT
what about super speed like the Flash?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:22:33 PM EDT
Super Mind Control.




Cuz I could turn all the ugly chicks into hot green babes.

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:27:16 PM EDT
I'm stealing this from a friend, but:
Complete Control of Ants. That's right, all the ants in the world will do my bidding.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:29:39 PM EDT
If I'm invisible I can have all the money I want and all the women and be able to freak out people by just randomly appearing places and you easily could kill osama.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:33:10 PM EDT
I'll take the one that will make me wealthy with the least risk. The two possibilities are:

(1) Super mind control: allows you to force people to turn money over to you. The problem is, someone will know your identity and can some back later to get you after the "spell" wears off.

(2) Invisibility: allows access to anywhere you want without getting caught.

With that said, invisibility is the clear choice.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:37:29 PM EDT
These are not the droids you're looking for.


Move long!
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:46:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lu380:
I would use super mind control to force Dianne F. and Chuck S. to join the NRA as life members and denounce Michael Moore. I would then use super mind control to make M.M. eat hot dogs until he explodes.



DUDE! You've got the power! Moore is well on his way!
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:50:52 PM EDT
fly


Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:56:19 PM EDT
I've given this one a lot of thought. Rather than the run of the mill powers like super strength, flight, or speed, I'd rather have something that would aid me in my day to day white collar office life.

I would like the ability to make people fart.

Why, you might say?

Imagine the office suckup blowhard who's in a meeting with you and he's shooting the breeze with the boss, laughing at his jokes like they're the funniest thing ever... Then suddenly GRRRONK... Mister hilarity slinks off, red-faced, to his office...

Or you're out with you wife when you see an ex girlfriend who insists on talking to you ... Your ex gets a funny look on her face and you hear FRRRRRRRRRT. Problem solved. She goes away, and you and your wife share a good laugh.

I voted "other".
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 6:07:12 PM EDT
I need details on how this mind control would work. Do you have to be in the same room as the subject or could you control them from miles away -like a reporter you're watching on TV doing a live news broadcast?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 6:09:05 PM EDT
Where is x ray vision?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 6:11:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Where is x ray vision?



Right here -


All Superman's powers


Link Posted: 8/4/2005 6:13:12 PM EDT
Super Telekenisis. Then I could fly and move shit like a Jedi.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 6:15:36 PM EDT
I would like every weapon that I hold have a bottomless magazine with infinite ammo.
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