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Posted: 7/24/2004 3:22:44 PM EST
...and of course, I told her!! Talking to the boy toy later on last night, however, I got the distinct impression that he was a little nervous about how forthcoming I am with information on sex....

What do y'all think about this?

- Donna :-D
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:25:45 PM EST
reason number 923 why i dont have kids

i wouldve wanted to know where she heard the term
and i think i wouldve explained it--youve already had the birds and bees talk, im assuming, at her age--just more info

id guess the boy toy has no kids or at least no girls??
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:31:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2004 3:32:58 PM EST by GuidoDKH]

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:
reason number 923 why i dont have kids hereand i think i wouldve explained it--youve already had the birds and bees talk, im assuming, at her age--just more info

id guess the boy toy has no kids or at least no girls??



One of her favorite shows is "Friends", so that explains where she heard it.... The funny thing is that I have told her before, only in terms she can understand... so of course as she gets older, we get more and more graphic... [yikes!] I'm trying really hard to give her a REAL definition... without going into too much detail here, I missed out on the FACTS way too long!!!! I want more for her!

As for the boy toy.... SINGLE DAD... father of a 7 year old girl and 10 year old boy!!! But HE knows how to shoot!!!! (Plus I think guys are WAY more protective of their girls "that way")

Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:38:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:40:24 PM EST
You could have just told her some of us are still trying to figure that out for ourselves!!!
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:40:41 PM EST
I plan to be just as open with mine when that time comes! Geez, these days you can't edjumucate the kids enough on the subject...who wants their baby to end up with an STD or worse yet, a baby before they are ready for it.

If you avoid this type of discussion, they will just go somewhere else to find the info out, or learn through experience hock.gif I would prefer my children feel confident that they can come to me with any question and get an honest answer!

Sounds like you're a great mom
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:42:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Sometimes, for some reason, I wish this forum wouldn't show up on "Active Topics".



This is what gets deciphered when the title is read in GD...

yada yada yada yada yada yada ORGASM...
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:43:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2004 3:46:13 PM EST by GuidoDKH]

Originally Posted By DpC:
You could have just told her some of us are still trying to figure that out for ourselves!!! hr


I'm just glad that she's comfortable asking me about it!!! It was a little delicate sidestepping her "is this from personal experience, Mom?" question! I can just see her going to school, telling her friends... them going home to tell their mom's... the next time I see the mom at a soccer game.... "So Donna! yada yada yada Andrea's talking about orgasms!!!"
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:46:11 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:48:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:

Originally Posted By SigZiggy:

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Sometimes, for some reason, I wish this forum wouldn't show up on "Active Topics". hinking.gif



This is what gets deciphered when the title is read in GD...

yada yada yada yada yada yada ORGASM...



correct. hr



Should I have used some kind of euphemism?? Like "Big O"... same effect!! "Sex Ed talk"?... same effect... pretty much any subject line that would have been even remotely close to the topic would have been deciphered that way - and not only by men!!!

hy.gif
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:50:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 3:59:30 PM EST
You could have always just directed her to the "You got to lick it before you stick it" post as well
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:03:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2004 4:04:08 PM EST by GuidoDKH]

Originally Posted By SigZiggy:
You could have always just directed her to the "You got to lick it before you stick it" post as well hr


Then her pacifist father (my EX) would probably turn gun nut for sure!!

[Side bar: one day said daughter was absent-mindedly trying to get to the msn.com website... accidentally typed "men.com".... NAKED MAN-TO-MAN ACTION... she comes in to the room I was in with her eyes SO wide.... that was a little much for her to take! I had to laugh though!! She's going to be SO warped...]

Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:04:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2004 4:18:08 PM EST by Persephone]

Originally Posted By SigZiggy:
You could have always just directed her to the "You got to lick it before you stick it" post as well



Where's that post?! Never mind...found it...

Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:06:35 PM EST
Tell your daughter to let Google explain it.
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:18:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By lu380:
Tell your daughter to let Google explain it.



NOOOOOOOO

your daughter feeling comfortable enough to come ask you says a lot about you as a parent. Hopefully some day I will do as well with mine. Thankfully, at 1, all I have to do is tell her to stop poking her twin brother's penis.

I'm sorry - for you men...I meant..."twigs and berries"
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:22:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Sometimes, for some reason, I wish this forum wouldn't show up on "Active Topics".










i wondered what the guys would make of this topic
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:26:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Sometimes, for some reason, I wish this forum wouldn't show up on "Active Topics".










i wondered what the guys would make of this topic


Another victim.
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:28:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Persephone:

Originally Posted By SigZiggy:
You could have always just directed her to the "You got to lick it before you stick it" post as well hr


Where's that post?! Never mind...found it...hock.gifhy.gif





Here it is for anyone else! I can just feel the love... er... ummmm.... lust....

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=259017

Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:33:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:36:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By GuidoDKH:

[Side bar: one day said daughter was absent-mindedly trying to get to the msn.com website... accidentally typed "men.com".... NAKED MAN-TO-MAN ACTION... she comes in to the room I was in with her eyes SO wide.... that was a little much for her to take! I had to laugh though!! She's going to be SO warped...]




[Sidebar to your sidebar: You don't know HOW MANY gay men sites come up when I try to search for pictures for the HOTD thread. How frustrating is THAT when your mind is set one one thing and up pops a page full of guys with guys. What a vomit fest

All our hunks of the day are belong to them ]
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:38:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By SigZiggy:

Originally Posted By GuidoDKH:

[Side bar: one day said daughter was absent-mindedly trying to get to the msn.com website... accidentally typed "men.com".... NAKED MAN-TO-MAN ACTION... she comes in to the room I was in with her eyes SO wide.... that was a little much for her to take! I had to laugh though!! She's going to be SO warped...]

hr


[Sidebar to your sidebar: You don't know HOW MANY gay men sites come up when I try to search for pictures for the HOTD thread. How frustrating is THAT when your mind is set one one thing and up pops a page full of guys with guys. What a vomit fest hunks]



Okay, it's officially a "RABBIT TRAIL" now!!

What?


"All our hunks of the day are belong to them ]"
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 4:56:25 PM EST
Just a modification of...

"All your base are belong to us" (sometimes abbreviated AYBABTU or simply AYB) is a phrase that sparked a Internet craze that occured in 2001 and 2002. The phenonemon initally took the form of the sentence appearing on website message boards. Many images were digitally altered so that the phrase was added in, either obviously or discreetly.

Link Posted: 7/24/2004 5:03:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2004 5:05:34 PM EST by Persephone]




This one's funny, not sure if we can post it: http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/b/exams.jpg
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 5:05:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2004 5:08:00 PM EST by brasspile]
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 5:07:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Sometimes, for some reason, I wish this forum wouldn't show up on "Active Topics".










i wondered what the guys would make of this topic


Another victim.
img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/jsinz/orgasm_thread.jpg




Oh. AZ-K9, a couple things:

1) Might wanna get a good antivirus program
2) Try Mozilla Firebird out (Tabbed Browsing ROCKS!)
3) Are you blind? Them are some BIG FONTS!

Here is mine:

www.mountaintop.org/ar/screen.jpg



(oh, sorry for the hijack ladies)



Hey, brasspile, you have mail.
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 5:22:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Sometimes, for some reason, I wish this forum wouldn't show up on "Active Topics".










i wondered what the guys would make of this topic


Another victim.
img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/jsinz/orgasm_thread.jpg




Oh. AZ-K9, a couple things:

1) Might wanna get a good antivirus program
2) Try Tabbed Browsing - IT ROCKS!
3) Are you blind? Them are some BIG FONTS!

Here is mine:

www.mountaintop.org/ar/screen.jpg



(oh, sorry for the hijack ladies)


I'm running FireFox, which has tabbed browsing. I'm just so used to the standard way.. Have'nt yet become proficent yet.

I'm running McAffee, it's hidden by the XP thing.

My monitor is way back at teh end of a drafting table, so I gotta up the font..... Or I'm blind.

<HIJACK OVER>
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 5:27:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By GuidoDKH:
...and of course, I told her!! Talking to the boy toy later on last night, however, I got the distinct impression that he was a little nervous about how forthcoming I am with information on sex....

What do y'all think about this?

- Donna :-D



I went threw this while keeping my best friends kids for 6 months awhile back. The oldest was 14.
She asked me what it was and "how" to get one. Her mom is just like me and very open to just explaining things the way they are,, I sat her down called her mom for a quick "is it ok if I explain this"
thingy and got a "go for it". I explained it to her and she was like humm ok ,, so "how" do I get one.
I explained that "part" or "the area" as I jokingly call it and what to try and that it takes practice to get the big O so I have been told through the years. Her response was well that kool. I told her that men have been trying to fig out that part since day one and most never do. Was a great ending to the convo.
She's as close to a daughter I will ever get so take it for what it is. I thought it was a really sign of trust to ask me a guy. I have watched this kid grow up and to tell you the truth, Time really does go faster as you get older cause not that long ago she was 3!!! damn it...

anway just give her what she needs to know and let her go from there... I still though get the occasional call or when I'm there about technice and those I refer to her mom. I can't give tech advice about "pulling the trigger" since I don't have one.

Oh and RELAX most guys figuared out how to take care of biz by atleast 6 or 7. This excludes those
that are or were "SLOW"


ym
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 5:37:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By wolf-ym:

Originally Posted By GuidoDKH:
...and of course, I told her!! Talking to the boy toy later on last night, however, I got the distinct impression that he was a little nervous about how forthcoming I am with information on sex....

What do y'all think about this?

- Donna :-D



I went threw this while keeping my best friends kids for 6 months awhile back. The oldest was 14.
She asked me what it was and "how" to get one. Her mom is just like me and very open to just explaining things the way they are,, I sat her down called her mom for a quick "is it ok if I explain this"
thingy and got a "go for it". I explained it to her and she was like humm ok ,, so "how" do I get one.
I explained that "part" or "the area" as I jokingly call it and what to try and that it takes practice to get the big O so I have been told through the years. Her response was well that kool. I told her that men have been trying to fig out that part since day one and most never do. Was a great ending to the convo.
She's as close to a daughter I will ever get so take it for what it is. I thought it was a really sign of trust to ask me a guy. I have watched this kid grow up and to tell you the truth, Time really does go faster as you get older cause not that long ago she was 3!!! damn it...

anway just give her what she needs to know and let her go from there... I still though get the occasional call or when I'm there about technice and those I refer to her mom. I can't give tech advice about "pulling the trigger" since I don't have one.

Oh and RELAX most guys figuared out how to take care of biz by atleast 6 or 7. This excludes those
that are or were "SLOW"


ym



That is so AWESOME!

Yes, GUYS figure it out - I've got a 10 year old one of those, and I know guys anyway... but seriously! Girls don't figure that stuff out - or maybe it was just me?

maybe we need another sidebar here about how old we were when we figured out the big O... for me it was YEARS into my pathetic marriage, and not with any regularity until 2 years ago - a year after the divorce. [I'm almost 39!!]

Can you hear the violins playing the sad, weepy music in the background....?

hug.gif [I'm mpd....]
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 5:44:13 PM EST
tell ya what

you start the thread, i will answer in it
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 5:52:53 PM EST
i think that she is at the right age to start asking sex questions, i would be a lot more comfortable knowing that she is actually coming to you and asking you about that.

i wouldn't be too worried about it.
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 7:25:38 PM EST
I honestly have no idea what to tell you seeing that I have no teenagers and I just got out of my teens myself. I didn't really ask anyone anything though. I kinda figured things out for myself through books. I was too embarrassed to ask questions like that. It's funny now because me and my mom talk about sex all the time now. Funny how things change once you're grown. Sorry I can be of no help!
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 8:50:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By DpC:
You could have just told her some of us are still trying to figure that out for ourselves!!!



if you need help.....

im me

sorry to interupt, I think brass is probably correct on his point.
Link Posted: 7/24/2004 8:50:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Sometimes, for some reason, I wish this forum wouldn't show up on "Active Topics".



got your attention eh?

TXL
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 4:37:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By wolf-ym:
I told her that men have been trying to fig out that part since day one and most never do.


ym



Maybe you been screwin' the wrong guys.
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 6:43:39 AM EST
I think it is great that she felt comfortable enough to come and ask you. Our son would always come to us since we have always been blatantly honest. Shoot my parents could not even talk about sex,I did not want that for him,and I would rather we discuss it with him and give him the right information than he learning it from some one who didn't know what they were talking about.
For you guys that is what you deserve for popping into the womens forum. Anything else we can discuss and chase you away with???
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 6:45:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 6:53:08 AM EST
I'm sure we wouldn't have to try hard.
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 6:57:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 7:01:33 AM EST
"Youngin' looking for her cookies" may have worked.
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 7:17:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrsWildweasel:
I think it is great that she felt comfortable enough to come and ask you. Our son would always come to us since we have always been blatantly honest. Shoot my parents could not even talk about sex,I did not want that for him,and I would rather we discuss it with him and give him the right information than he learning it from some one who didn't know what they were talking about.
For you guys that is what you deserve for popping into the womens forum. Anything else we can discuss and chase you away with???



That is the very reason I'm honest with her and glad she'll ask... my parents were tight-lipped about it all too....
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 7:24:36 AM EST
Ask Sniper_Wolfe to show her...
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 7:26:09 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 8:59:07 AM EST
If you had read my post more thoughly you would have known I'm a GUY!!!
As far as screwing guys ,, ya think I will pass on that, I'm very happy with split tail.


ym


ym

Maybe you been screwin' the wrong guys.
Link Posted: 7/25/2004 9:28:28 AM EST
This thread has 454 views.... You got someone's attention!!

I, too, think it is great that she is talking to you, but I can't imagine trying to explain that.....
Link Posted: 7/28/2004 5:54:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/28/2004 6:12:48 AM EST
Female orgasm? It's a myth.
Link Posted: 7/28/2004 6:26:48 AM EST
Sorry ladies, I had a friend ask about getting the internet at home and how and what and all this. I asked her what she was going to do when her son started surfing porn. She said Dad would have to deal with it. A month later she came back and said Dad had to take him out back.
Thanks for sharing the knowledge, it is amazing how many women have no idea what rings their chimes and no way to help you get there. ALL women are wired a little different and it may be a Totally different approach. Allthough when she passes out, you usually did it right, or the ball gag is too tight.
Link Posted: 7/28/2004 8:48:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By hound:
Allthough when she passes out, you usually did it right, or the ball gag is too tight.


Link Posted: 7/29/2004 4:32:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By hound:
Sorry ladies, I had a friend ask about getting the internet at home and how and what and all this. I asked her what she was going to do when her son started surfing porn. She said Dad would have to deal with it. A month later she came back and said Dad had to take him out back.
Thanks for sharing the knowledge, it is amazing how many women have no idea what rings their chimes and no way to help you get there. ALL women are wired a little different and it may be a Totally different approach. Allthough when she passes out, you usually did it right, or the ball gag is too tight.



lmao!
Link Posted: 7/29/2004 5:05:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:
Sometimes, for some reason, I wish this forum wouldn't show up on "Active Topics".



You and me both. I thought HOTD was "Hottie of the Day" Boy was I wrong.
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