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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 1/5/2006 7:42:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:03:11 AM EST
it's an AD (equipment malfunction).
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:04:06 AM EST
ND for not working with you "gun" properly.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:05:09 AM EST
Negligent.

There are ways of delaying the inevitable....
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:08:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 8:09:09 AM EST by DDiggler]
Depends on where you're pointing it.



"I swear, I was just cleaning it and it went off!!"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:08:40 AM EST
In your case I suspect it's a messy hand.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:13:17 AM EST
Discharger or dischargee?
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:15:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By fossil_fuel:
it's an AD (equipment malfunction).


all depends on whether you care or not!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:15:45 AM EST
Technically it is a slam fire, so I guess that makes it an AD
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:21:01 AM EST
Officer I swear she was only helping me clean it and it just went off and shot her in the eye!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:22:36 AM EST
I really don't know the answer to this question because I was not proficient in gun handling of that kind at the age of 11.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:27:03 AM EST
A.D.

(I only say that because I once received an Article 15 for a N.D. and merely hearing the term makes me bitter.)
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:52:24 AM EST
I would have to say its neither! Might classify it as a cookoff!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:54:45 AM EST
Why is it premature? It's not my fault she isn't as efficient as I am
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:55:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/5/2006 8:59:55 AM EST by Boom_Stick]

Originally Posted By hanau:
Officer I swear she was only helping me clean it and it just went off and shot her in the eye!



That's a half-order of an angry pirate. Thats when you shoot her in the eye and kick'er in the shin. Then shes comes limping after you with a squinty eye yelling "ARRRRRRR!"
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:58:32 AM EST
Well.....Got mine first I Win
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 8:59:39 AM EST
This thread is impossible to masturbate to
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:00:55 AM EST


this is great
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:01:15 AM EST
ND You couldn't control your weapon!

Now, a nocturnal emission would clearly be an AD!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:27:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By fish223:
Technically it is a slam fire, so I guess that makes it an AD



Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:30:33 AM EST
Who determines whether it's premature?

I can blast one off in less than a minute if I want to, is that premature?
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:31:27 AM EST
So wrong....yet so funny.

I say there is no such thing as premature ejaculation. When it's time, it's time.
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:31:47 AM EST
What are we talking about here?
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:33:17 AM EST
Well what about the guys that cannot get it to go off to save there life? You keep squeezing the trigger but the damn thing just wont fire..
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:33:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Depends on where you're pointing it.



"I swear, I was just cleaning it and it went off!!"



I remember seeing that caption on one of those Hustler magazine cartoons years ago!
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:39:33 AM EST
Ohh geez this can not end well.


Beer Check
Popcorn Check
Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:40:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
What are we talking about here?



The huge Accidental Discharge vs. Negligent discharge argument we have had for a while...but applied to premature ejaculation.

Link Posted: 1/5/2006 9:42:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Well what about the guys that cannot get it to go off to save there life? You keep squeezing the trigger but the damn thing just wont fire..



You may be aiming at the wrong target then.
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