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Posted: 10/21/2004 3:12:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 3:13:09 AM EST by mjohn3006]
I have been watching the news a little bit, and listening to people talk. I really looks like about %90 of all Americans will DIE from the flu in the next two months.

So, since I have not got the flu shot or the flu in about 8 years, and I am still alive, logic seems to show that I am a SUPER HUMAN. Yes, a super human.

Since I am a super human, I just might survive the rampant death brought upon us by George W Bush making the British goverment shut down that plant.

I'm gonna steal me a hummer and raid a couple gun shops after everyone else dies. I am really going to need some firepower, since the only other people to survive will also be super humans.


PS This would naver happen under Kerry. Kerry for a stronger Amerika.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:14:38 AM EST
I was wondernig if it was just me or is the press just hammering this story. Iti s the flu. It is not the Bubonic Pague or Ebola. Seems they want to keep it up becasue Bush is somehow responsible
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:18:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 3:20:29 AM EST by mjohn3006]


Thousands die each year from the flu. Usually elderly and children, of course as they have weaker immune systems.

I can %100 guarantee you that after the flu season is over and the numbers are tallied, the news is going to repot this terrible number of flu deaths and tell us a number of thousands and say how terrible it is and its because we did not have the flu shots. And they will NEGLECT to tell us that it is about the same damn number that died last year, and the year before and the year before.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:19:34 AM EST
Didnt they pick the wrong flu strain to inoculate everyone against last year? I don't remember any massive deaths. How is no shot at all worse than the wrong shot?


Ohhhhh........its election time........
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:26:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I have been watching the news a little bit, and listening to people talk. I really looks like about %90 of all Americans will DIE from the flu in the next two months.

So, since I have not got the flu shot or the flu in about 8 years, and I am still alive, logic seems to show that I am a SUPER HUMAN. Yes, a super human.

Since I am a super human, I just might survive the rampant death brought upon us by George W Bush making the British goverment shut down that plant.

I'm gonna steal me a hummer and raid a couple gun shops after everyone else dies. I am really going to need some firepower, since the only other people to survive will also be super humans.


PS This would naver happen under Kerry. Kerry for a stronger Amerika.






ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:29:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 3:30:23 AM EST by Ramjet]
I read on the interent that booze and virgins keep the flu away.

Oh, and don't forget the Zombies. I'm sure they will survive too.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:32:35 AM EST
Sure all funny and a thing to joke about -------------

till your momma or dad die from it....!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:33:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By cyanide:
Sure all funny and a thing to joke about -------------

till your momma or dad die from it....!




Please tell me you didn't get yours this year............



SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:33:42 AM EST
If this does happen, invite me over cos im innoculated .

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:34:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I read on the interent that booze and virgins keep the flu away.

Oh, and don't forget the Zombies. I'm sure they will survive too.




Ahh yes, the African tribesmen cure-all: Screwing virgins.

Keeps the AIDS away, ya know.


- BG


(Yep, not a joke. That's the stance of a section of the African populace. Can't trust the white man's medicine, you see. That would mean the leaders aren't all-powerful. Yay for anthropology class)
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:34:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
If this does happen, invite me over cos im innoculated .





Yeah, but you're still AUstralian...so, NO!


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:35:26 AM EST


We don't need no steeenkin' flu shot.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:36:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ramjet:
I read on the interent that booze and virgins keep the flu away.

Oh, and don't forget the Zombies. I'm sure they will survive too.




Im ready, Im going to make them flu zombies think Im the baddest muthafucker ever to live
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:37:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
If this does happen, invite me over cos im innoculated .





Yeah, but you're still AUstralian...so, NO!


SGatr15



Old people have weaker immune systems so bye bye sarge
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:38:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 3:38:26 AM EST by Dolomite]

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

I'm gonna steal me a hummer



Always been partial to The Duke's ride in Escape From New York. The caddy with the chandeliers.

That's always been my "post-apocalypse" dream ride. I can just see myself with Adrienne Barbeau in one hand and a silenced MAC-10 in the other.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:38:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I have been watching the news a little bit, and listening to people talk. I really looks like about %90 of all Americans will DIE from the flu in the next two months.

So, since I have not got the flu shot or the flu in about 8 years, and I am still alive, logic seems to show that I am a SUPER HUMAN. Yes, a super human.

Since I am a super human, I just might survive the rampant death brought upon us by George W Bush making the British goverment shut down that plant.

I'm gonna steal me a hummer and raid a couple gun shops after everyone else dies. I am really going to need some firepower, since the only other people to survive will also be super humans.




...and the zombies. Don't forget the zombies....

I was thinking about that last night too. I can't remember the last time I had a flu shot. WTF? Why the hell is is such a damned big deal now?


Oh yeah, I forgot. Its all Bush's fault three elderly hypocondriacs living in a trailer in Alaska won't get the flu shot they normally get so the media has to hype it up to epidemic proportions. But John Kerry has a plan. He's going to give everyone a flu shot, twice a day for the rest of your life. And free health care and sex changes for everyone. And he'll quadruple our military force...overnight...and win peace and free oil forever in the middle east. And he's not going to raise taxes, except on the rich...which is anyone who makes more money than you or who wears a tie or is a member of a country club. And maid service. Yes, John Kerry also has a plan for universal maid service because every American has a right to a clean house with a mint on their pillow. And it'll be free. And...


(sorry, got off on a rant there...)
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:39:07 AM EST
Don't steal a hummer to do your looting. Everyone one knows you need a bigger truck Duce and 1/2, box van, tractor/ trailer. How you gonna get all those guns in a hummer?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:39:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
If this does happen, invite me over cos im innoculated .





Yeah, but you're still AUstralian...so, NO!


SGatr15



Shut your hole Commie. Aussies are Redneck Brittish and welcome in my 'hood anytime.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:40:08 AM EST
Yep. Strangely all the houses have been marked by the owners with similar signs.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:40:13 AM EST
Hell, I don't have the house picked I'm going to loot. I have the one picked I'm going to live in.
Nice big stone house with its own observatory.

BTW, has a big wrought iron fence to keep zombies at bay. Will be bringing my own scoped rifle for zombie fun.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:40:32 AM EST
Spin meister Oreilly really wigged out last nite.

Emailer said "Since when is its gov't's job to supply flu vaccine, you socialist Oreilly??."

Oreiily said "When its an epidemic, its the gov'ts job to protect us."

EPIDEMIC????? EPIDEMIC ??

What crack is he smoking????

Its not even a problem, never mind an epidemic.

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:42:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
Old people have weaker immune systems so bye bye sarge




Bitter old people often take others with them.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:42:44 AM EST
thinning the herd ,id say....lol
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:44:52 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:48:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By PONY_DRIVER:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
If this does happen, invite me over cos im innoculated .





Yeah, but you're still AUstralian...so, NO!


SGatr15



Shut your hole Commie. Aussies are Redneck Brittish and welcome in my 'hood anytime.



YAY! VA > CA .

VA has more guns right?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:50:41 AM EST
Nothing but the government selectively reducing the number of old people ---- so the young yuppie crowd will be the majority.

The government hates the older folks --- they are free thinkers...!

Young generation have been trained to follow and obey.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:52:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 3:53:18 AM EST by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By cyanide:
Nothing but the government selectively reducing the number of old people ---- so the young yuppie crowd will be the majority.

The government hates the older folks --- they are free thinkers...!

Young generation have been trained to follow and obey.




AH!! Its is the governments secret plot to save social security!!!! Kill the elderly off with the flu!!! Reducing the number of SS eligable. Damn! Where is my tin foil?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 3:53:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By cyanide:
Nothing but the government selectively reducing the number of old people ---- so the young yuppie crowd will be the majority.

The government hates the older folks --- they are free thinkers...!

Young generation have been trained to follow and obey.



I guess that's why the Dems have been using scare tactics re: social security for 30 years now - cuz older people are such free thinkers and immune to hype and lies.

Dude.....

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:09:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 4:10:17 AM EST by drache]
I haven't had a flu shot since the old .mil made me go get them.
Haven't had the flu either.
I must be another one of those SUPER HUMANS! Woo hoo!

Now if only women would start believing that.....
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:16:44 AM EST
Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

So, since I have not got the flu shot or the flu in about 8 years, and I am still alive, logic seems to show that I am a SUPER HUMAN. Yes, a super human.

quote]


I must be even more Super Human since in my 34 years I have NEVER had a flu shot. Must be all the years living in the hard winters of Michigan shoveling snow that strengthened me. I don't recall hearing about flu shots until moving to FL.

The least of my concerns is the flu right now. Still waiting for a builder to become available to replace my 5 broken crushed trusses and roof from IVAN!

Oh yeah and it sure is Bush's fault! If a democrat stubbed their toe on a street curb it would be Bush's fault too!

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:18:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
VA has more guns right?




Wrong
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:19:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By cyanide:
Nothing but the government selectively reducing the number of old people ---- so the young yuppie crowd will be the majority.

The government hates the older folks --- they are free thinkers...!

Young generation have been trained to follow and obey.




AH!! Its is the governments secret plot to save social security!!!! Kill the elderly off with the flu!!! Reducing the number of SS eligable. Damn! Where is my tin foil?




Tin Foil?


That's a GREAT plan!


Think of the money we can save.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:19:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
VA has more guns right?




Wrong



I dont even know what VA stands for...

Vancouver?
Vanadium?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:19:59 AM EST
I would probably do the Omega Man thing ala Chuck Heston. Only instead of a running and gunning in a Corvette and slaying biological weapon impacted mutants, I would pick-up a new Ford Powerstroke 4WD diesel maxxed out from the local dealership and make runs throughout the countryside picking up booty and gunnin down disenfranchised angry citizens who did not receive flu shots on my way to my mountain hideaway with a big breasted blond who survived not receiving her flu shot and then starting a new civilization in the mountains.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:21:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:
VA has more guns right?




Wrong



I dont even know what VA stands for...

Vancouver?
Vanadium?




Vagina
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:25:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:29:00 AM EST
Are you kidding!?
I haven't just picked out the houses I'm going to loot. I've also picked out the guy's wives I'm going to rape. I'M THE ONE WITH THE GUNS!!!!!

What a wonderful world it will be!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:31:30 AM EST
I've been getting this nagging feeling I should move to Boulder, Colorado...
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:37:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
I've been getting this nagging feeling I should move to Boulder, Colorado...



I'll be going to Las Vegas if you don't mind.

Maybe stop by and blow up some oil refineries on the way.

:P
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:45:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Thousands die each year from the flu. Usually elderly and children, of course as they have weaker immune systems.



So, you heard on the tee vee that 36,000 people died of the flu in Amerika last year????

If you check the CDC website, I believe the official number for 2003 was around 756.

We don't believe the tee vee when it comes to politics -- why believe them when it comes to this?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:45:19 AM EST
BEWARE THE WAKLIN' DUDE!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:45:19 AM EST
Why do you put the "%" before the number?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:45:24 AM EST
This is a Bush plan to disenfranchise the elderly and poor by making sure they are too sick to vote on November 2. Another stolen election.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:47:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By echo6:
BEWARE THE WAKLIN' DUDE!




Nothin' to fear...all are welcome.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 4:53:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 4:57:15 AM EST by iamblades]

Originally Posted By RandallFlag:

Originally Posted By echo6:
BEWARE THE WAKLIN' DUDE!




Nothin' to fear...all are welcome.





This thread is thoroughly highjacked now.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 5:07:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 5:07:36 AM EST by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By iamblades:

Originally Posted By RandallFlag:

Originally Posted By echo6:
BEWARE THE WAKLIN' DUDE!




Nothin' to fear...all are welcome.





This thread is thoroughly highjacked now.



It was somewhat ment to be.


So does anyone like pie?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 5:13:23 AM EST
What's the big deal?

I don't think I've ever had a flu shot..and the last time I got an honest-to-God case of the flu, I was in grade school, I think.

Got chicken pox twice, but never really got the flu. Sure, I got some 24-hour weird bugs that made my nose drool more than my mouth, but still.

Maybe I'm just weird...
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 5:23:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By sydney7629:
I was wondernig if it was just me or is the press just hammering this story. Iti s the flu. It is not the Bubonic Pague or Ebola. Seems they want to keep it up becasue Bush is somehow responsible




I know that the media is trying to scare everyone and blame the president, but does anyone think that history may repeat itself? I am not ruling out the possibility since this has happened before...

The influenza pandemic of 1918-1919 killed more people than the Great War, known today as World War I (WWI), at somewhere between 20 and 40 million people. It has been cited as the most devastating epidemic in recorded world history. More people died of influenza in a single year than in four-years of the Black Death Bubonic Plague from 1347 to 1351. Known as "Spanish Flu" or "La Grippe" the influenza of 1918-1919 was a global disaster.

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 5:27:21 AM EST
for some reason I want to watch the Omega Man now.....

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 5:28:13 AM EST

I know that the media is trying to scare everyone and blame the president,


Well as they say ---- the buck stops there .............!!!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 5:31:02 AM EST
If the government quite messing with the supply & demand for flue shots (instituting price controls, etc), and let the market do what it does best, there would be shots for whoever wanted them. It is the socialists (the likes of Kerry) who are responsible for the lack of flue shots.
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