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Posted: 5/3/2002 11:54:16 AM EDT
and find yourself riding with Hillary Clinton, Saddam Hussein and Yassir Arafat. Clearly a DNC meeting in the works. You have a gun but only 2 bullets. (Yeah, I know but just go along with it.) What do you do? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Correct Answer: Shoot Hillary Twice.
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 11:58:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2002 11:59:23 AM EDT by rainman]
HAHAHAHA I guessed right. Its ok cause the other two would die laughing.
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 11:59:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:00:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By eswanson: Or - Point at Hillary, scream "Jew!!!", wait until Saddam and Yassir kill her, and then shoot them each once. It's worth a shot, so to speak.
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Sick!! I like it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:03:22 PM EDT
When she was running for the Senate seat, didn't she claim to have Jewish heritage? (Yeah, I know she was probably lying just to curry favor with the NYC Jewish voting block) That being the case, I think the alternate answer is even more elegant.
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:03:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:05:53 PM EDT
Good thing I bought that book at the last gunshow.. you know the one "[u]HOW TO MAKE AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE OUT OF CHEWING GUM, A PAPER CLIP AND PORK[/u]"
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:06:28 PM EDT
I still beleive the correct answer is shoot Hillary twice. You guys really gonna trust Saddam and Arafat to handle something that important?
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:08:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:10:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By eswanson: Or - Point at Hillary, scream "Jew!!!", wait until Saddam and Yassir kill her, and then shoot them each once. It's worth a shot, so to speak. As a Jew...I find this the best answer!
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:14:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:21:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/3/2002 12:22:40 PM EDT by Yankee1911]
If this elevator just happens to be in California, and your gun just happens to be one of the evil, banned assault rifles, you just line them up, put "bulletproof" vests on them, and shoot them all with one round. [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=113878[/url] Agent Crandall says so.
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:30:37 PM EDT
Best answer: Shoot Hillary. Then shoot Saddam. I'm pretty sure most of us here could take Yassir Arafat's decrepit-ass in 1-on-1 martial combat... Three problems solved, 2 bullets used. the_reject
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:33:04 PM EDT
Step out of the elevator and shoot the cable.
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:49:43 PM EDT
I'm sure Hillary wouldn't put up much of a fight either. Yasser probably has an Uzi tucked somewhere, and Saddam might put up a bit of a struggle.
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:52:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 12:53:48 PM EDT
You're all wrong. The correct answer is: Shoot Saddam & Arafat and take both their sidearms (they're always packin') and then unload on Hillary.
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 1:12:21 PM EDT
Being a New Yorker the answer is easy: SHOOT HILLARY TWICE!!!
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 1:25:38 PM EDT
Blind fools. The answer is right in front of you. You climb up to the roof of the elevator, and shoot out the cable, allowing the car to plummet to destruction. [;)]
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 1:53:40 PM EDT
This elevator could only be going in one direction - down. I'd push all the buttons and get out on the next floor; run down the stairs and get my extra magazine. When the door opened on the bottom floor, I'd have more than 2 rounds (bullets)... After that, I'm not sayin'.
Link Posted: 5/3/2002 6:06:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Spearweasel: Blind fools. The answer is right in front of you. You climb up to the roof of the elevator, and shoot out the cable, allowing the car to plummet to destruction. [;)]
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spearweasel = teh winnar! That tops my suggestion... [:)] the_reject
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