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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:42:06 PM EST
...at the local mall when my boss calls, tells me to put down the pron, and go check out a suspicious vehicle in the corner of the lot. So I grab a golf cart & head all the way out to the far end of the property to find the car.

I set up and watch for a few minutes as the suspects just keep driving around in circles as if they own the fucking property. They were obviously lost so I rolled up on them & asked if they were OK.

The dude immediately got pissed & started babbling about permits and freedom from "the man".

He got so irate I had to grab my radio & call my jerkoff of a boss to come deal with him.

Since I was already tooling around in the only golf cart we own my boss had to get his fat ass on the spare vehicle (a Segway) to come out and deal with the guy.

All ended well, I went back to reading my pron and the perps decided it was in their best interest to unass the AO before shit got real.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:43:06 PM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:45:09 PM EST
Private property, how does it work?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:46:30 PM EST
Go! Mall Ninja, Go!

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:48:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By sta998:
IBTL


This
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:56:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By DamascusKnifemaker:
Originally Posted By sta998:
IBTL


This

Just passing through...
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:57:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:58:07 PM EST
ban
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:58:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By goldpan-gus:
Private property, how does it work?

Depends if you're teaching your 15 1/2 year old daughter how to parallel park or not.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:58:59 PM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:00:12 PM EST
JBMC
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:00:37 PM EST
Don't worry, the guy is just mad because he is emasculated in his career (nurse) and his wife wear the pants in his house, so he has to act out in front of his daughter when his wife isn't around to try and prove himself as a man.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:03:31 PM EST
$24 well spent...
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:04:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 7:04:29 PM EST by C-lxngtn]
I'm seriously confused, I don't see a COC violation. Am I missing subtext?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:04:46 PM EST
Wasn't there a movie of this?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:05:53 PM EST
What the hell, in
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:06:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 7:06:38 PM EST by Tradesman]
Originally Posted By C-lxngtn:
I'm seriously confused, I don't see a COC violation. Am I missing subtext?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1161588
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:06:28 PM EST
in on 1 and IBTL.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:07:46 PM EST
Not locked yet??
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:09:58 PM EST
Oh what the hell Mel, i'm IBTL too.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:09:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 7:10:25 PM EST by shocktrp]
Originally Posted By Tradesman:
Originally Posted By C-lxngtn:
I'm seriously confused, I don't see a COC violation. Am I missing subtext?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1161588


That guy is in the Navy in CA.

My guy is all the way in NY (& I think he was in the Coast Guard).
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:13:23 PM EST
ROFLcopter!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:18:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 7:23:15 PM EST by fammyman]
Locked for what ? Eta nvm
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:20:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By badkarmaiii:
ROFLcopter!




Link Posted: 3/13/2011 7:33:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 7:33:19 PM EST by Tango7]
Something hilarious
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