...at the local mall when my boss calls, tells me to put down the pron, and go check out a suspicious vehicle in the corner of the lot. So I grab a golf cart & head all the way out to the far end of the property to find the car.
I set up and watch for a few minutes as the suspects just keep driving around in circles as if they own the fucking property. They were obviously lost so I rolled up on them & asked if they were OK.
The dude immediately got pissed & started babbling about permits and freedom from "the man".
He got so irate I had to grab my radio & call my jerkoff of a boss to come deal with him.
Since I was already tooling around in the only golf cart we own my boss had to get his fat ass on the spare vehicle (a Segway) to come out and deal with the guy.
All ended well, I went back to reading my pron and the perps decided it was in their best interest to unass the AO before shit got real.