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Posted: 2/4/2006 8:40:47 PM EDT
Seatle Seahawks had an injury in their backfield so the coach who is friends with my good friend in south Florida asked me if I'd mind to play 2nd string running back. I was pretty good at H.S. football and they were in kind of a bind so I flew up today (Sat.) and am scheduled to dress for the game tomorrow at Ford Field.

I really don't expect to see much action but I'm studying the playbook just in case. Being that I'm 48 (almost 49) I don't quite have the speed and stamina I used to have but I'll give it my best.

So... if you watch the game Sunday, look for me on the bench. I'll be number 49 on the Seahawks side. Who knows, I might even get to mix it up on the field.

lawdog
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:41:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/4/2006 8:41:34 PM EDT by TheRedHorseman]
its a helluva drug
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:42:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:43:00 PM EDT
A guy named Troy with really long hair said he would love to make your aquaintance on the field.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:48:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:49:15 PM EDT
Are you diet pepsi machine?
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:49:26 PM EDT
I took a dump in your helmet.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:51:28 PM EDT
Draw down on those jocks and turn them into quivering piles of crybaby. Then you just walk across the goal line like Chuck Norris would if he had time to play games.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:51:50 PM EDT
Just don't have a "wardrobe malfunction"!
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:52:01 PM EDT
get help now!! put the crack pipe down!!
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:54:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 8:59:43 PM EDT
I thought you were Madden, but you didn't say "football", 8 times in a row before the stroke.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:02:22 PM EDT
I need to spend a day or two in Lawdog's world.

It must be interesting.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:04:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AROKIE:
get help now!! put the crack pipe down!!



And careful where you put it, its probaly pretty hot since its been getting used hard
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:07:28 PM EDT
I need to spend a day or two in Lawdog's world. It must be interesting.

Ya'll are welcome to join me. Just take a bunch of prescription medications for pain, seizures, depression and hormone imbalance and you too can be me !!!

Thanks,
lawdog
P.S. (XD, why are the guys calling you a troll, too? Was it something we said??)
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:10:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lawdog:
I need to spend a day or two in Lawdog's world. It must be interesting.

Ya'll are welcome to join me. Just take a bunch of prescription medications for pain, seizures, depression and hormone imbalance and you too can be me !!!

Thanks,
lawdog
P.S. (XD, why are the guys calling you a troll, too? Was it something we said??)




Id take 2 of the 4 if I could get them
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:10:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lawdog:
I need to spend a day or two in Lawdog's world. It must be interesting.

Ya'll are welcome to join me. Just take a bunch of prescription medications for pain, seizures, depression and hormone imbalance and you too can be me !!!

Thanks,
lawdog
P.S. (XD, why are the guys calling you a troll, too? Was it something we said??)



Sarge? Is that you?
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:12:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:12:57 PM EDT
Sorry MMX1, that is classified info. Need to know basis... and you don't need to know.

Sarg (I mean Lawdog)
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:14:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mmx1:

Originally Posted By lawdog:
I need to spend a day or two in Lawdog's world. It must be interesting.

Ya'll are welcome to join me. Just take a bunch of prescription medications for pain, seizures, depression and hormone imbalance and you too can be me !!!

Thanks,
lawdog
P.S. (XD, why are the guys calling you a troll, too? Was it something we said??)



Sarge? Is that you?



If anyone is Sarge, its XDBACKUPGUN - look at his post count
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:23:49 PM EDT
it's sarge.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:28:15 PM EDT
Play'n for the Seachickens huh?

Then I guess all my money is on the Steelers!
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 9:29:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 10:34:00 PM EDT
Funny thing the Stealers lost a lineman yesterday to the clap,and the coach is a friend of my sister(sister-in-law really) but said I should suit up for thi Sunday!!

I say nOOO way he of course says yes dude YOU!!

Course I'm 220 and 5'11 and sixty years old ,so I got permmision to bring my suppressed colt!!

Should be an interesting game ,look for me I will be the guy being escorted by the Federal marshalls in leg irons and hand cuffs!!!!

Bob
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 1:36:02 AM EDT




Link Posted: 2/5/2006 2:50:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 7:38:54 PM EDT
now we know why seattle lost...
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 7:40:46 PM EDT
what, you're playing as the waterboy?

Dude, you're a
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 7:41:01 PM EDT
You lost the game for us, you should cover my bet...
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 7:42:44 PM EDT
I didn't win the $10,000 because of you.

PAY ME out of your truckload.
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