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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:34:09 PM EST
Well I go to try and get lunch today. I have someone here wanting me to bring them back a drank (we have machines in the breakroom) they dont want to take no for an answer. Finally they realize they have no money and leave me alone. Then I catch 2 lights the same ones everytime where there is no traffic around.

Well I got 30 min to get lunch, and I have 2 options Wafflehouse or Mcdonalds. Go to Wafflehouse after spending 6 minutes at traffic lights. Crowded so no chance of getting food within 20 min since I only get a 30min lunch, so back to work.

I got my drnk out of the machine and spend a few minutes watching TV which is set on headline news . I hate these damned overnight commericals, bunch of bullshit.

Also someone keeps having to ask me where diffrent countries are at. Use a map damnit
And why cant people take a bath, at some point this month.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:35:44 PM EST
ahh the joys of the half hour break
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:37:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By sirbordsalot311:
ahh the joys of the half hour break



And now I still want food and have to wait until 8am.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:38:17 PM EST
When you bring someone a "drank" do you bring back an empty bottle and say "Here you go, I drank it!"?
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:39:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:42:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Where is Namibia?



Huh?
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:45:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:45:26 PM EST
Good luck, and maybe you should bring something for lunch instead of having to go get it.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:48:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By wifeofgunnut:
Good luck, and maybe you should bring something for lunch instead of having to go get it.



If I do that it had to be kept in the car, keeping stuff in the fridge means it gets stolen, including half eaten stuff.

I did have some Ramen noodles in the car but after a month of 2 I got tired of them, plus they dont keep good in Georgia weather.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:50:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:54:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Can you bring a small cooler and keep it under your desk?



No food on work floor, I tired that one before, other week I got in trouble for keeping half my bag of chips from lunch here.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 10:58:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:30:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
Can you bring a small cooler and keep it under your desk?



No food on work floor, I tired that one before, other week I got in trouble for keeping half my bag of chips from lunch here.



Jesus, where do you work!?

Might be time to reevaluate your career choice, sounds like you picked a shitty place filled with shitty people. I can eat donuts off a stripper's ass where I work. No need to hit the McFatass, unless I want something special like cold food served by retards.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 11:32:30 PM EST
Well working at night kills my choices. Plus I get to be on AR15.com
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:08:00 AM EST
+1
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:48:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/26/2004 1:36:12 AM EST by norman74]
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 12:57:12 AM EST
What do you do?
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 1:08:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 1:25:02 AM EST
thank god for ar15.com. Me, I just can't sleep.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 1:42:53 AM EST
Wasen't Urkle a kid on Family Matters?



Originally Posted By sherrick13:
OK,

Where is Uraguay?

Link Posted: 8/26/2004 1:54:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:21:57 AM EST
Can you get a lunchbox with a lock on it?
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:24:33 AM EST
sounds like you need to put some shit burgers in the fridge for your co-workers who steal food.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:37:45 AM EST


I put my 1/2 hr lunch to good use... I sleep
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:41:33 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:49:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By SNorman:
When you bring someone a "drank" do you bring back an empty bottle and say "Here you go, I drank it!"?



He is in GA. That how they talk.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 4:55:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By spectr:
sounds like you need to put some shit burgers in the fridge for your co-workers who steal food.



Didn,ding,ding! Winner!

SaboFreakinTage! I could stop the refrigerator thefts in one week. You got any rats around? Make a stew and take pictures. As mentioned above, a thin layer of shit on a burger and again take pictures. Use your imagination but always take pictures.

Put the food in the fridge and let it get stolen. The next day put the pictures in the refrigerator so the asshole can see what they ate.

They say that a couple drops of Visine in a drink excuse me,drank causes explosive diahreah. Have fun with these thieves. They are fair game.

Grind up a couple of the black seeds from a jimpsonweed pod and put them in something. It'll look like black pepper and you will know without a doubt who stole your food. It'll be the one talking to the light switch and swatting at snakes that aren't there.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:06:29 AM EST
I had a problem with food thieves at my first job. I stopped it with a 2-step program.

1. Cut your hair and save the clippings. Make a sandwich with the hair clippings. The cuplrit will be the person retching in the trash can. I thought about using pubes, but that's a little TOO gross.

2. Buy a quart of vanilla ice cream. Nuke it for about 30 seconds, just enough to make it soft. Add powdered laundry soap and stir it into the ice cream. The culprit wil be the one running for the bathroom, desperately trying to hold in the squirts.

All food thefts stopped inside of 2 weeks.

Kirk
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 5:09:48 AM EST
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