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Posted: 9/12/2004 4:20:24 AM EST
And he has his undies pulled half way down and is floppin IT around and itching. I tell him Zak! Quit playin with yourself!
"But I have to itch my pee pee!"


Now the background info, he went to the carnival with some friends yesterday and got bit up pretty bad from mosquitoes. Needless to say......
Ah, the joys of parenthood.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 4:21:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
And he has his undies pulled half way down and is floppin IT around and itching. I tell him Zak! Quit playin with yourself!
"But I have to itch my pee pee!"


Now the background info, he went to the carnival with some friends yesterday and got bit up pretty bad from mosquitoes. Needless to say......
Ah, the joys of parenthood.





A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do!
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 4:22:20 AM EST

We don't need to know every single minute detail of your entire life, man.

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 4:22:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
We don't need to know every single minute detail of your entire life, man.




You dont. If you did, you'd all want my wife......
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 4:23:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
We don't need to know every single minute detail of your entire life, man.






Link Posted: 9/12/2004 4:24:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
We don't need to know every single minute detail of your entire life, man.




You dont. If you did, you'd all want my wife......





THOSE stories I don't mind hearing about.

Link Posted: 9/12/2004 4:29:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/12/2004 4:29:50 AM EST by Specop_007]

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
We don't need to know every single minute detail of your entire life, man.




You dont. If you did, you'd all want my wife......





THOSE stories I don't mind hearing about.




Naw, you dont REALLY wanna hear about hwo she plays with herself in the shower while I watch....how she fucks me face so hard it almost dislocates my jaw.....how her cooter tastes like a fine wine.....how she jumps on top and runs like a Ferrari...... How she has a tongue ring and could suck the corrosive salts right out of a gun barrel.....
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 4:31:52 AM EST
He learned it from watching you right specop?
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 4:43:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
We don't need to know every single minute detail of your entire life, man.




You dont. If you did, you'd all want my wife......





THOSE stories I don't mind hearing about.




Naw, you dont REALLY wanna hear about hwo she plays with herself in the shower while I watch....how she fucks me face so hard it almost dislocates my jaw.....how her cooter tastes like a fine wine.....how she jumps on top and runs like a Ferrari...... How she has a tongue ring and could suck the corrosive salts right out of a gun barrel.....

Ummm....Yes we do!
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 5:17:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dru:
He learned it from watching you right specop?



I....I thought... I mean, the door was CLOSED....
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 5:19:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/12/2004 5:23:20 AM EST by MisterFloppy]
Whoa. Too much fucking information man.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 5:19:05 AM EST
My mom told me not to play with it, or I'd go blind. I stopped when I needed glasses.
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 5:44:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/12/2004 5:45:28 AM EST by goodmedicine]
Was he saying this at the same time... "I got your, eat all of your vegatables, right here Dad"

GM
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 5:53:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By MMcCall:
A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do!




No shit...let the boy play!

All work and no play gives jack a sad penis.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 5:56:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
We don't need to know every single minute detail of your entire life, man.




You dont. If you did, you'd all want my wife......





THOSE stories I don't mind hearing about.




Naw, you dont REALLY wanna hear about hwo she plays with herself in the shower while I watch....how she fucks me face so hard it almost dislocates my jaw.....how her cooter tastes like a fine wine.....how she jumps on top and runs like a Ferrari...... How she has a tongue ring and could suck the corrosive salts right out of a gun barrel.....

Ummm....Yes we do!



This thread is worthless without pics!
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:25:00 AM EST
That's one of those parenting moments that makes it all worth while........LOL
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 7:32:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zaphod:

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
We don't need to know every single minute detail of your entire life, man.




You dont. If you did, you'd all want my wife......





THOSE stories I don't mind hearing about.




Naw, you dont REALLY wanna hear about hwo she plays with herself in the shower while I watch....how she fucks me face so hard it almost dislocates my jaw.....how her cooter tastes like a fine wine.....how she jumps on top and runs like a Ferrari...... How she has a tongue ring and could suck the corrosive salts right out of a gun barrel.....

Ummm....Yes we do!



This thread is worthless without pics!



I'm going to have to give the +1 here...
Link Posted: 9/12/2004 10:43:19 AM EST
Good husband's don't kiss 'n tell. Yeesh!

That's it, I'm callin your wife!
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