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Posted: 8/29/2004 9:18:42 PM EDT
What is there to do? Get a haircut in the morning, go over to CTD and get some more mags and XM193, and pick out something nice to wear.


Ben
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:21:36 PM EDT
I always see someone here say "Put it in her pooper and post pics"
Who is it that always says that here...
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:22:41 PM EDT
Uhhh......No way!

Ben
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:22:54 PM EDT
Whats is this date thing?
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:24:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I always see someone here say "Put it in her pooper and post pics"
Who is it that always says that here...



What about "this thread is worthless without pics!"
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:24:28 PM EDT
hehehehe
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:25:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I always see someone here say "Put it in her pooper and post pics"
Who is it that always says that here...





+1
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:25:25 PM EDT
I remember dating once it was a long time ago

Have fun
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:25:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
What is there to do? Get a haircut in the morning, go over to CTD and get some more mags and XM193, and pick out something nice to wear.


Ben




You taking her shooting? Sounds like my kind of cheerleader!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:27:07 PM EDT
Put away the Rophy, Ruffles, Roofies, Ruffies, Ruff Up, Rib, Roach 2, R2, R2-Do-U, Roche, Rope, Ropies, Circles, Circes, Forget It, Forget-Me-pill, Mexican Valium and stay away from those young girls.

MT
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:27:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
What is there to do? Get a haircut in the morning, go over to CTD and get some more mags and XM193, and pick out something nice to wear.


Ben




You taking her shooting? Sounds like my kind of cheerleader!



I don't think she's into firearms, but I bet if I took her shooting she'd love it She told me she likes a man who reloads !

Ben
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:32:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MT_Pockets:
Put away the Rophy, Ruffles, Roofies, Ruffies, Ruff Up, Rib, Roach 2, R2, R2-Do-U, Roche, Rope, Ropies, Circles, Circes, Forget It, Forget-Me-pill, Mexican Valium and stay away from those young girls.

MT



Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:44:15 PM EDT
I think Jesus would be a little upset if I did his daughter . Just a little. Maybe brimstone and hail with smite when I walk out, who knows!

Ben
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 9:50:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/29/2004 9:51:15 PM EDT by chrome1]

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
What is there to do ..... Go Over Her STD's ???
Ben




Cheerleader huh .......... OK I fixed your post for ya
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 10:31:43 PM EDT
VIRGIN MAN! THINK VIRGIN!

Ben
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 10:33:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
VIRGIN MAN! THINK VIRGIN!

Ben



Overrated.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 10:35:28 PM EDT
Dude, just put on a nice leisure suit with some platform shoes, a Members Only jacket, feather cut your hair and you'll get LUCKY tonight!!
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 10:41:47 PM EDT
I find it hard to tell whether you are joking or whether you are being serious.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 10:48:05 PM EDT
The leisure suit worked for me once.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 10:59:30 PM EDT
+1 for the leisure suit.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:10:33 AM EDT
dont forget to do a little "man-scaping" downstairs!!!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:12:43 AM EDT
This thread is useless without pics!!!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:17:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:26:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
The only advantage of virgins is that you can be Captain Kirk....to boldly go where no man has gone before!

I've had one virgin. That's my fair share. Training her to enjoy sex was really a lot of fun, and very gratifying when she finally "got it" and nearly shattered my eardrums in the process! Oh yeah!

Give her something to cheer about!


My fortunes in love have made a drastic change recently (mostly because I've gone back on the hunt!)
and I'll tell you now, that THIS works: Openness and honesty.



CJ



Everyone should have the opportunity to train at least one. It is great when they "get it" and then can't wait to get it again and again.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:26:23 AM EDT
Come up with a scheme so that she brings along "the outfit".
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:44:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 5:58:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
Come up with a scheme so that she brings along "the outfit".



Ding, Ding, Ding....We have a winner. "Do it....Do it"
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:01:32 AM EDT
Pooper...pics...

'nuff said.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:04:18 AM EDT


Watch "Tao of Steve" before you go. Be a "Steve" not a "Stu".
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:04:25 AM EDT
How 'bout you just treat her nice and try to show her a good time, and see where thing go?


<----walking off now, shocked at having such a novel idea.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:12:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
Give her something to cheer about!

and take one for the team!




Ummm, shouldn't that be give her one for the team?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:16:13 AM EDT
Mmmmmm,Cheerleaders.Nothing beats a well built sweater monkey in the sack....unless,that is ....two sweater monkeys in the sack at one time.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:23:05 AM EDT
If you can't/wont "stuff it in her pooper and then post pics", at least make her take a barium enema.

And THEN post pics.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:26:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I always see someone here say "Put it in her pooper and post pics"
Who is it that always says that here...



Whoever get the chance to post it first.

In this case, it'd be you!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:37:18 AM EDT
Dont lick her hello.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:17:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I always see someone here say "Put it in her pooper and post pics"
Who is it that always says that here...




You don't put it in, you stuff it in. Scheesh.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:27:05 AM EDT
Give her 2 or 3 for the Team , Then post pics


Originally Posted By michael_seltenright:

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
Give her something to cheer about!

and take one for the team!




Ummm, shouldn't that be give her one for the team?

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:36:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
How 'bout you just treat her nice and try to show her a good time, and see where thing go?


<----walking off now, shocked at having such a novel idea.



I think that's what I'm going to do. I also have her picture, if it helps. It was when she was 16 tho, she never gave me this year's photo. Just add a year mentally to the photo and it'll all be good.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:43:22 AM EDT
just don't be needy.

COnfident. Make the decisions on what you are doing.

TXL
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:48:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRealSundance:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I always see someone here say "Put it in her pooper and post pics"
Who is it that always says that here...




You don't put it in, you stuff it in. Scheesh.




Yeah - but now that it's been done on arfcom, it somehow has lost its fascination. Gerywolf is my hero!!!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:52:56 AM EDT
How about now we say...

Give her a Dirty Sanchez, and post pics?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:00:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By TheRealSundance:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
I always see someone here say "Put it in her pooper and post pics"
Who is it that always says that here...




You don't put it in, you stuff it in. Scheesh.




Yeah - but now that it's been done on arfcom, it somehow has lost its fascination. Gerywolf is my hero!!!




I don 't think they are quite the same thing.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:17:01 AM EDT


Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:36:21 AM EDT
Fadedsun:

It was when she was 16 tho, she never gave me this year's photo. Just add a year mentally to the photo and it'll all be good.

Just remember, 15 gets you 20, and just about the same for anyone under 18 (if you're not also under 18).

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 1:14:41 PM EDT
17 is legal in Texas. BTW..I am 18.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 1:21:24 PM EDT
Make us proud. Bang her like a drum, then post pics
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 1:33:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BigJ491:

Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
Come up with a scheme so that she brings along "the outfit".



Ding, Ding, Ding....We have a winner. "Do it....Do it"



And she can cheer:

"SIS A BOOM BAH
SIS A BOOM BAH
FADED SUN'S
THE FIRST ONE
RAH RAH RAW!"


Make sure she lands in a split, right in your osculatory regions....




Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:03:14 PM EDT
Thank you, thank you - I'll be giving Barium Enemas all week. Try the veal, its great!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:27:06 PM EDT
Get Alcohol
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:39:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 6:40:43 PM EDT by fadedsun]

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:

Originally Posted By BigJ491:

Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
Come up with a scheme so that she brings along "the outfit".



Ding, Ding, Ding....We have a winner. "Do it....Do it"



And she can cheer:

"SIS A BOOM BAH
SIS A BOOM BAH
FADED SUN'S
THE FIRST ONE
RAH RAH RAW!"


Make sure she lands in a split, right in your osculatory regions....







. Just got back. Nope, no consumption of pie. (not that I would have, but ohwell) Had a great time tho, took her to a movie and then a quick change of plans-her dad called and asked that I join them for dinner. So I did.

Ben
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 6:50:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fadedsun:
. Just got back. Nope, no consumption of pie. (not that I would have, but ohwell) Had a great time tho, took her to a movie and then a quick change of plans-her dad called and asked that I join them for dinner. So I did.

Ben



And......
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