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Posted: 7/13/2005 5:41:28 PM EDT
And all I have to say is....

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:42:41 PM EDT
I still say they should've included a money shot on the sex scene...
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:44:13 PM EDT
LOL!

WTF indeed!
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:44:35 PM EDT
DVD or Pay-per-View?
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:46:06 PM EDT
Durka Durka jhiad
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:47:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:
I still say they should've included a money shot on the sex scene...



I thought the shit/piss scene WAS the money shot. hhaha.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:47:58 PM EDT
I wasn't impressed with it either. All though, I will say the amount of work put in on the sets was amazing!
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:50:00 PM EDT
I rented it. It will NOT make my DVD collection. That was just, WTF!!!!! I give props for doing a movie with puppets, but damn.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:55:51 PM EDT
Berka,berka,berka...moe-hom-id,jihad.


"America.....fuck yeah,lick my butt and suck on my bone."
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:56:43 PM EDT


All right, Gary, you follow me. The rest of the team take super-secret hiding positions Alpha-1!

Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:58:10 PM EDT
Big time vulgar.

But they did make fun of terrorists and liberals (same to me anyways) Enjoyed it for that.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 5:58:48 PM EDT
Only thing wrong with that pic, is in the movie he was disguised as the terrorist.......


Originally Posted By Airwolf:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/teamamerica_1024Small.jpg

All right, Gary, you follow me. The rest of the team take super-secret hiding positions Alpha-1!


Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:01:39 PM EDT
Gary is dedicated to the team

I liked the movie so much I bought a copy just to lend to my buddy.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:02:32 PM EDT
Fat McNasty said he's going to take away your brainbread admin privileges because you didn't like Team America.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:04:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Only thing wrong with that pic, is in the movie he was disguised as the terrorist.......


Originally Posted By Airwolf:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/teamamerica_1024Small.jpg

All right, Gary, you follow me. The rest of the team take super-secret hiding positions Alpha-1!





Good catch. Must have been just a publicity still shot on the same set.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:05:39 PM EDT
America.........FUCK YEAH
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:06:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/13/2005 6:07:17 PM EDT by MachinegunManiac]
Team america fuck yeah! comin' to save the motherfuckin day, yeah

What will you do about it hans brix

We will threaten to write an angry letter telling you to stop.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:08:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
And all I have to say is....

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!



RULES! NUFF SAID!!!
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:09:32 PM EDT
movie was truly great. Dicks, Pussys and Assholes. i was crying most of it i was laughing so hard.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:10:07 PM EDT
And the going rate for freedom is a $1.05
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:21:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bellona:
And the going rate for freedom is a $1.05



If you don't throw in your buck o' five, who will?
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:25:14 PM EDT
Team America
SUCKS ASS!!!
Don't waste your time
Renting this piece o' crap!....
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:25:43 PM EDT
I expected downright hilarity from all I heard.


I got mild amusement.

Its worth seeing, but not near as good as I've heard.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:30:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
Team America
SUCKS ASS!!!
Don't waste your time
Renting this piece o' crap!....




Say that again and the guild of men will have to revoke your scrotom.

You are on notice.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:30:57 PM EDT
I couldn't sit through it...
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:31:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ben70:

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
Team America
SUCKS ASS!!!
Don't waste your time
Renting this piece o' crap!....




Say that again and the guild of men will have to revoke your scrotom.

You are on notice.



Molon labe!
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:44:24 PM EDT
Alec Baldwin-FAG

loved that, haha, also got a kick out of micheal moore being a suicide bomber
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:47:14 PM EDT
I thought the movie was great...except for the homo dick-sucking scene. yuck.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:47:28 PM EDT
I've never seen South Park, so I really did not know what to expect from Team America.

When I noticed they didn't even bother to hide the strings for the puppets I decided they wanted them there and the movie would be off the wall.

It was. I laughed so hard so many times. I enjoyed it.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 6:48:50 PM EDT
[chef]Fudge, YEAH![/chef]
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:02:01 PM EDT
just remember it's better to "Be a Dick" Because Dicks can Fuck Pussies and assholes to protect the pussies, because if Some people weren't dicks to the assholes and fuck them then the Pussies and Dicks will all be covered in shit by the assholes if the dicks don't stop them!!!"
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:03:50 PM EDT
BTW, I have NEVER felt so "MENTALLY RAPED" in my life as after i watched that waste of cinemagraphic material!!
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:07:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/13/2005 8:08:41 PM EDT by Greenhorn]
Did anyone else notice that the big statue of Kim Jong Il while he's singing is a real person?

BTW, I really liked it. It was clever, and they made fun of celebrities and liberals.

"As celebrities, it's our job to read the newspaper and then tell what is in the newspaper as if it is our own opinion!"

"Matt Damon!"

"Bring it on, bitch! I've done action movies!"

"Global warming . . . uh . . . corperate America . . . ."
"You're useless, Alec Baldwin!"
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:09:28 PM EDT
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:11:32 PM EDT
pretty funny...i liked it....AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:11:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By operatorerror:

Originally Posted By Ben70:

Originally Posted By operatorerror:
Team America
SUCKS ASS!!!
Don't waste your time
Renting this piece o' crap!....




Say that again and the guild of men will have to revoke your scrotom.

You are on notice.



Molon labe!



L MFAO
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:11:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Btownboy:
America.........FUCK YEAH



click me......
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:12:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/13/2005 8:12:53 PM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
It had its funny moments, and I laughed hysterically a couple of times. But some dumb moments as well. Don't expect too much, but for a dumb gross-out comedy, it's definitely worth seeing. And it has several very quotable lines.

"MATT DAMON!!"
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:12:51 PM EDT
If you you couldn't get a good laugh out of this movie, then you are humor impaired
and take life wayyyyyyyy to seriously.

That is all


GM
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:15:53 PM EDT
The dude having tio give the other one a bj was a bit much for me, but I loved the hollywood actors getting wiped out in the end in great ways...
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:28:17 PM EDT
Team America == teh suxxor


Link Posted: 7/13/2005 8:31:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fizassist:
Team America == teh roxxorz





Fixed
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 9:12:54 PM EDT
cockfag
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 9:17:05 PM EDT
great movie.

i bought the goody goody version. didnt get the unedited sex scene
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 9:35:02 PM EDT
"Wow a flying limosine, now I've seen everything"

"Really?, have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"

"No"

"Then I guess you havent seen everything"
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 9:41:47 PM EDT
I'm ronry, so ronry.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 9:44:49 PM EDT
Me lika dirka dirka...


Rick
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 10:02:56 PM EDT
Great movie.

"Ohh, dirka-dirka-dirka.."

Link Posted: 7/13/2005 10:05:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
great movie.

i bought the goody goody version. didnt get the unedited sex scene



Why?
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 10:09:43 PM EDT
i love it when they do all the plastic surgey to greg and when you see him they had just glued hair to him and stuck a rag to his head. truly awsome.
Link Posted: 7/13/2005 10:16:20 PM EDT
One of the best movies EVER.

Remember, freedom isnt free, theres a hefty fuckin fee.

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