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Posted: 6/19/2011 12:29:14 PM EDT
without any out side involvement, would the US be able to pacify, conquer, and annex Canada?
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:30:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2011 12:30:19 PM EDT by Chokey]
all we have to do is puncture their bags o' milk, they would surrender on spot

 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:30:43 PM EDT
Without Brock they are hopeless.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:30:44 PM EDT





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Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:31:01 PM EDT

Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:32:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2011 12:33:42 PM EDT by Caboose314]
The real issue here is: "Could WW2 Nazi Germany defeat Canada today? Assuming they got rid of that idiot hitler of course."
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:34:18 PM EDT
Why would we do that?




Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:34:44 PM EDT

Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:35:13 PM EDT
I hear their soldiers wear socks with their sandals
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:35:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RedDane:
Why would we do that?



Try targettarget for his war crimes/being canadian.



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Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:36:35 PM EDT



Originally Posted By mp_moody:



Originally Posted By RedDane:

Why would we do that?







Try targettarget for his war crimes/being canadian.
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Or Celine Dion.. that by itself is aural genocide!



 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:37:59 PM EDT
Provided our soldiers aren't lactose intolerant.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:47:14 PM EDT
New Flash...

French Canada has offered unconditional surrender.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:47:48 PM EDT
Easily. Beat the canucks and they'll do our job for us.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:50:46 PM EDT
54 40 or Fight!
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:52:40 PM EDT
Wait is Canada actually a sovereign country? I always thought it was more like an Indian reservation for our weaklings and Frenchmen.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:53:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mp_moody:
Originally Posted By RedDane:
Why would we do that?



Try targettarget for his war crimes/being canadian.



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QFT!
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:53:57 PM EDT
Then we could steal their oil and we wouldnt need the pipeline through the ranchers land here in Nebraska.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:54:38 PM EDT
They might douse us with burning pitch CANOLA!
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:55:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dogfacepappy:
They might douse us with burning pitch CANOLA RAPE seed!


Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:56:33 PM EDT
God I love milk in bag drinker bash sundays
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:57:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:58:59 PM EDT
Expats like me will volunteer to go back with US forces as interpreters.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 12:59:08 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Bradders:


The Canuckistani's will tie you up in an insurgent was for years


Ahhhh but with their red plaid flannel shirts and red stocking caps they will be easy targets.

 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:00:20 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Jarhead08:





Originally Posted By Bradders:

The Canuckistani's will tie you up in an insurgent was for years


Ahhhh but with their red plaid flannel shirts and red stocking caps they will be easy targets.  
and they dress in women's clothing






 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:07:10 PM EDT
Once we capture their maple forests, launch surgical strikes against dairy-in-a-bag distribution centers and capture their breweries they will have no choice but to bend to our will. Of course, there may be a minor resistance, but they will inevitably use hockey rinks as FOBs, which we have prepared for.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:11:04 PM EDT
We might be in trouble if they get their moose cavalary together. Moose bites can be very bad you know. My sister was biten by a moose once...
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:15:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2011 1:15:52 PM EDT by Jarhead08]





Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:



Once we capture their maple forests, launch surgical strikes against dairy-in-a-bag distribution centers and capture their breweries they will have no choice but to bend to our will. Of course, there may be a minor resistance, but they will inevitably use hockey rinks as FOBs, which we have prepared for.



We should also infiltrate ODA's into Quebec an initiate  and uprising of the French Canadians. They could bring havoc with stinky cheese and superior attitudes.


 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:22:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:
Once we capture their maple forests, launch surgical strikes against dairy-in-a-bag distribution centers and capture their breweries they will have no choice but to bend to our will. Of course, there may be a minor resistance, but they will inevitably use hockey rinks as FOBs, which we have prepared for.

We should also infiltrate ODA's into Quebec an initiate  and uprising of the French Canadians. They could bring havoc with stinky cheese and superior attitudes.  


Mimes make sub-par human shields, but are decent for stealth ops.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:25:28 PM EDT
Them Canadians are a deceptive bunch.
Just the other day I was listening to the AM radio and found a station playing great classc country music.  
After listening for a while I heard the DJ mention that it was a southern Alberta station.   You can imagine my horror at learning this.
I mean, if they can infiltrate clasic country&western music on the AM radio. They could walk among us, passing as regular Americans, as we speak.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:26:34 PM EDT
In a 3 day weekend.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:29:58 PM EDT



Originally Posted By goldpan-gus:


Them Canadians are a deceptive bunch.

Just the other day I was listening to the AM radio and found a station playing great classc country music.  

After listening for a while I heard the DJ mention that it was a southern Alberta station.   You can imagine my horror at learning this.

I mean, if they can infiltrate clasic country&western music on the AM radio. They could walk among us, passing as regular Americans, as we speak.


Yeah it's scary they ain't all Celine Dion, or Anne Murray.

 









Caution is advised and attention should be paid.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:40:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:45:50 PM EDT
Honest answer: Canada has little to no chance.

The only way they could repel the US via insurgency would be to open the doors to all their armories and start building weapons cashes BEFORE hostilities.  Since that isn't going to happen, they would have very little means to fight the US.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:46:14 PM EDT
Why would we bother?

Canada is no threat to us.

Plus if we absorb them they'd all vote democrat to get their free healthcare back.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:46:33 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Chokey:


all we have to do is puncture their bags o' milk, they would surrender on spot  






 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:49:49 PM EDT
Those who don't surrender... will have this happen to them.









(Lets see if anyone catches the reference here)
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:57:13 PM EDT
Take out the Hortons and you control the populace.

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Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:58:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PatriotAr15:
Those who don't surrender... will have this happen to them.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060605152811/fallout/images/7/7e/Canada.JPG

(Lets see if anyone catches the reference here)


US Annexes Canada after Chicoms invade Alaska.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 1:59:35 PM EDT



Originally Posted By retgarr:


Take out the Hortons and you control the populace.



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Wait till the Leaf's and Canadians are playing away games in the states, take them hostage and demand surrender of Canada. They would capitulate in a matter of minutes.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:02:05 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Stove_Pipe:



Originally Posted By PatriotAr15:

Those who don't surrender... will have this happen to them.



http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060605152811/fallout/images/7/7e/Canada.JPG





(Lets see if anyone catches the reference here)




US Annexes Canada after Chicoms invade Alaska.
You got it!





 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:04:38 PM EDT
Surprised the Canucks have not popped their heads in to tell us go fuck off eh!
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:11:31 PM EDT



Originally Posted By PatriotAr15:


Those who don't surrender... will have this happen to them.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060605152811/fallout/images/7/7e/Canada.JPG


(Lets see if anyone catches the reference here)


I was going to post that you mofo!










 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:18:54 PM EDT
BEAVERS!







 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:19:20 PM EDT
Give me 24 hours and my Beeman .177. I'll take care of this.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:27:13 PM EDT



Originally Posted By t-money:


Wait is Canada actually a sovereign country? I always thought it was more like an Indian reservation for our weaklings and Frenchmen.


Technically speaking, it isn't really a sovereign country. On paper, they still submit their allegiance to the queen.



Large portions of Canada could be annexed just by telling them they are now part of the US. Military action not required.



 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:27:25 PM EDT
I know we could do it. Not sure why we would want to.
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:28:38 PM EDT



Originally Posted By schlumper:





Originally Posted By t-money:

Wait is Canada actually a sovereign country? I always thought it was more like an Indian reservation for our weaklings and Frenchmen.


Technically speaking, it isn't really a sovereign country. On paper, they still submit their allegiance to the queen.



Large portions of Canada could be annexed just by telling them they are now part of the US. Military action not required.

 


Yeap Canada is a British puppet state..
 
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:35:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By t-money:
Wait is Canada actually a sovereign country? I always thought it was more like an Indian reservation for our weaklings and Frenchmen.


Actually our "weakling snipers" saved a lot of US soldiers lives in Afghanistan.... don't tell me all arfcommers are this stupid.....
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:37:11 PM EDT
Yay hairy french chicks and bags of milk for everyone... this will be a joyous event!

- Clint
Link Posted: 6/19/2011 2:41:12 PM EDT
Bring it, but be prepared to feel the wrath of our assault gator.







 
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