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Posted: 9/14/2010 8:13:23 PM EDT

So I was out walking my little monkey around the apartment building today, and half way through her taking a dump this lady exits one of the rear hallways with two adult chimpanzees. They see my monkey and start getting really aggressive. Howling, pulling on the leash, throwing feces. I'm down on one knee with a leash in one hand and a bag full of monkey shit in the other. Not a good situation to be in. So I scooped up my monkey and headed back to my apartment, while this lady tried to wrestle these chimps back inside for their daily dose of xanax.

First thing I did was rat her to the manager. I don't like to start trouble with my neighbors, but chimpanzees are a restricted breed at this complex and these are two pretty aggressive ones. I don't want her to get evicted, but I want those chimps gone before they hurt someone.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:14:34 PM EDT
ibtl and first
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:14:57 PM EDT
lol... wut?















Oh, nevermind, I remember the pit thread
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:15:15 PM EDT
I lol'ed.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:15:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:15:57 PM EDT
And......We're off!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:16:21 PM EDT
In on this one
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:17:04 PM EDT
Hahaha...Did you poop your underoos and tell management?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:17:30 PM EDT
I thought gfal was unlocked when I read the title. Sounds like a thread he would start.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:17:47 PM EDT
Troll thread is..... TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:18:35 PM EDT
whta the fuck, dude.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:19:32 PM EDT
So you have a monkey and your neighbor has chimps?

Do the folks upstairs keep polar bears?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:19:58 PM EDT
Oh this is gonna get good.....I
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:20:21 PM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:21:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 8:24:13 PM EDT by tileguy1]
You're kidding right? Do you live in the KongoKorners rental/condo establishment?


ETA: shit forgot about the kick me dog and pitbull thread
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:21:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:21:33 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:21:37 PM EDT
what the hell,im in too. That thread was bullshit anyway.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:21:46 PM EDT
Dupe on a thread with Pitbulls.

I LOL'd

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:22:41 PM EDT
Classic. That guy was a douche, wasn't he?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:22:45 PM EDT
WTF is wrong with you chimpanzee haters?!?! How do you know they weren't gorillas?!?! Just because you read about the lady getting her face ripped off by one doesn't mean they're not gentle. What about all the spider monkey attacks that just never made it to print because it wouldn't sell papers?!?!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:23:00 PM EDT
Did the lady try to spank your monkey?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:23:13 PM EDT
In Before Motown...
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:23:37 PM EDT
I know what's up.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:24:01 PM EDT


Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:24:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:24:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rich1967:
Classic. That guy was a douche, wasn't he?


Yeah he was.

Some peoples kids....
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:25:02 PM EDT
Parody thread, and a pretty lame one. IBTL
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:26:22 PM EDT
Az has aggressive monkeys!

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:26:24 PM EDT
Monkey This.......
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:27:54 PM EDT
ohh Steve is gonna be pissed. Gonna accuse you of "lying".
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:27:57 PM EDT
IBTL

Nice thread while it lasts, though.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:28:44 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:29:17 PM EDT
oh boy... someone likes to stir the pot.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:30:05 PM EDT


IBTL, but well played.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:30:07 PM EDT
lol, nice.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:30:22 PM EDT
what tge fuck, chiomps throwing shit ans shit, don't you have anything better to do than tlak about monkeys throeing shit and shit.?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:30:42 PM EDT
IBSM
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:30:53 PM EDT
No face chewing yet
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:30:54 PM EDT
Chimpanzees riped my flesh!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:32:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
Parody thread, and a pretty lame one. IBTL


wahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:35:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 8:35:17 PM EDT by NorCal_LEO]
Monkey, monkey, monkey...Don't you know you're going to lock the monkey. Parody thread.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:36:56 PM EDT
In after the lock?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 8:37:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 8:37:48 PM EDT by NorCal_LEO]
My powers, they are useless... :O
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