Here's another series, starting with the engorged snake:
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Where is the "Croc Hunter" (Steve Irwin from the Discovery Channel) when you need him?
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Do snakes ever eat people?
None of the snakes that live in the United States are big enough to eat people. Most snakes eat only insects, mice, and other small animals. But there are two kinds of snakes that occasionally feast on a human being. Pythons (which can be found only in Asia and Africa) and anacondas (found only in South America) are the two man-eaters. These snakes are not poisonous. They kill their prey by wrapping thjemselves around it and squeezing it to death. [/i]
[i]Do large snakes like the python and the anaconda eat people? Occasionally such attacks are recorded in the wild. In 1972 a python in Burma ate an eight-year-old boy. In 1927 there was the story about a jeweler called Maung Chit Chine. He hid under a tree during a rain storm and afterward his friends could only find his hat and shoes. When they killed a nearby gouged Python, they found the rest of Chines' body, swallowed feet first (though this seems opposite to normal snake behavior) and whole, inside the snake.
Pythons are not poisonous but kill their prey by wrapping round it and crushing it to death. They then swallow the prey whole thanks to elastic ligaments in the jaw that expand. The largest of pythons can swallow a pig. It has been known for pythons to swallow humans, but the python needs to be at least 25ft long before it can do this due to the fact that the jaws on the smaller snakes are not wide enough to get round the shoulders
Strangely enough, many big snakes attack humans not in the jungle, but in suburbia. Pythons are often kept as pets, but can turn deadly without warning. In 1993 in Colorado, a 15-year-old boy weighing 95 pounds was attacked by the family's python. The snake was only of medium size being 11 feet long and weighing 53 pounds, yet was able to kill the boy, though it made no attempt to eat him.[/i]
Captain Obvious, I demote you to Sergeant Obvious.