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Posted: 8/20/2005 3:58:17 PM EDT
I am eating The crunchy style Cheetos right now. I CHALLENGE anyone to convince me that these greasy, crunchy nuggets of saturated fats are not the ULTIMATE in chip-type snak foods.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:08:38 PM EDT
Funyuns. Strange little circles of crispy, oily delight, and they taste nothing like onions. Yet, they do with anything
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:09:34 PM EDT
I beg to do differ, it has to be fritos scoops and chesse to dip them in
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:11:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CFII:
Funyuns. Strange little circles of crispy, oily delight, and they taste nothing like onions. Yet, they do with anything



Funyuns are a great choice, as they are patently offensive to the pallet. Also to nutritionalists. I find them annoying becasue they chafe the roof of my mouth.

My wife voted for Muchos, but, I simply cannot take pouring salt straight down my mouth.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:11:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TomF32:
I beg to do differ, it has to be fritos scoops and chesse to dip them in



Party foul, sir.

If your snacks must rely on DIP, or cater to DIP they are disqualified.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:15:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:17:44 PM EDT
Local made corn chips and my home made salsa.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:18:03 PM EDT
Goon,
How are you going to pick fake cheese that sticks to your fingers versus the real thing.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:19:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
The new Salsa flavored doritos. I lick the stuff off then eat them. Yum!



I will not comment on your obvious issues. They are rampant.

Doritos are a good choice.

HOWEVER!

I think they are simply a dressed up derivitive of Rico tortilla chips. If you have to dress up your tortilla chip with flavor, it is fundamnetally lacking.

Now, some may find this a Dichotemy, with my love for cheese flavored goodness, however, the Cheeto is a stand alone snack.

I admit they have the "hot" variety, but, I'm not including that one, which, I feel is an abhorent misuse of the Cheeto.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:20:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 4:21:15 PM EDT by Goonboss]
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Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:22:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TomF32:
Goon,
How are you going to pick fake cheese that sticks to your fingers versus the real thing.



Stand alone snack. Adding things to it is like admitting failure.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:22:49 PM EDT
Combos. Fake cheese surrounded by crackery goodness.

Too bad they're so hard to find around here.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:23:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Combos. Fake cheese surrounded by crackery goodness.

Too bad they're so hard to find around here.



Good entry. I like em.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:23:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:24:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SPECTRE:
Local made corn chips and my home made salsa.



You are ALSO adding things to crunchy fatty goodness.

I will admit the viability of tortilla chips and salsa. My wife's salsa is the best ever, hands down. I consume a great deal.

HOWEVER

There is a bigger isssue at stake here: The stand alone, superior snack.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:25:43 PM EDT
My boss always eats Fritos and ketchup. He claims it tastes like shrimp!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:26:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By sherrick13:
The new Salsa flavored doritos. I lick the stuff off then eat them. Yum!



I will not comment on your obvious issues. They are rampant.





You are just sore about the OK TX thingy.



I will be nice to Okies when you guys stop whupping UT every damn year in football.

That said.

You suck.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:27:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Combos. Fake cheese surrounded by crackery goodness.

Too bad they're so hard to find around here.



Combos, you philistine....

Are PRETZELS

and

DIP!

Your entry is disqualified.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:27:59 PM EDT
Small pieces of fried chicken, whereover you obtain them.

Chicken = good

fried chicken = more good
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:29:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
My boss always eats Fritos and ketchup. He claims it tastes like shrimp!



Your boss must be from Oklahoma.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:30:13 PM EDT
[homer]doughnuts[/homer]
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:30:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ben70:
Small pieces of fried chicken, whereover you obtain them.

Chicken = good

fried chicken = more good



Sir, I understand and respect your choice. They are, however, disqualified. They are meat.

Well....

Somwhat meat.

Disqualified. Thank you for playing.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:31:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Combos. Fake cheese surrounded by crackery goodness.

Too bad they're so hard to find around here.



Combos, you philistine....

Are PRETZELS

and

DIP!

Your entry is disqualified.


It's all packed into one tiny package!

Whatever, man. You've already decided you're going to win, ya Cheeto-favoring bastard.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:33:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
[homer]doughnuts[/homer]
img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/twonami/101_0126.jpg



Your choice is good.

HOWEVER

Diqualified. "Chip" type snacks do NOT include fatty, doughy goodness.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:35:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Combos. Fake cheese surrounded by crackery goodness.

Too bad they're so hard to find around here.



Combos, you philistine....

Are PRETZELS

and

DIP!

Your entry is disqualified.


It's all packed into one tiny package!

Whatever, man. You've already decided you're going to win, ya Cheeto-favoring bastard.



Sir, do not carry on like a sissy-girl when your corrupted snack food is exposed. It's not dignified.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:35:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
My boss always eats Fritos and ketchup. He claims it tastes like shrimp!



Your boss must be from Oklahoma.



No, he's not from Oklahoma. He is from Germany.

Be careful what you do while eating those Cheetos or you'll wind up with an orange dick!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:38:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
My boss always eats Fritos and ketchup. He claims it tastes like shrimp!



Your boss must be from Oklahoma.



No, he's not from Oklahoma. He is from Germany.

Be careful what you do while eating those Cheetos or you'll wind up with an orange dick!



At least it will be flavor-covered, unlike while eating Fritos with ketchup.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:42:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Ben70:
Small pieces of fried chicken, whereover you obtain them.

Chicken = good

fried chicken = more good



Sir, I understand and respect your choice. They are, however, disqualified. They are meat.

Well....

Somwhat meat.

Disqualified. Thank you for playing.



DQed??
I request a review. Your criteria were


greasy, crunchy nuggets of saturated fats


I'll see your grease, cruch and nuttetized saturated fat, and raise you MEAT, the ultimate food.

Would this insanity go so far as to include spray cheese in the 'dip' category? It is its own food group!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:43:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
My boss always eats Fritos and ketchup. He claims it tastes like shrimp!



Your boss must be from Oklahoma.



No, he's not from Oklahoma. He is from Germany.

Be careful what you do while eating those Cheetos or you'll wind up with an orange dick!



At least it will be flavor-covered, unlike while eating Fritos with ketchup.



Why does a dog lick his balls? Because they were flavor covered!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:47:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ben70:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Ben70:
Small pieces of fried chicken, whereover you obtain them.

Chicken = good

fried chicken = more good



Sir, I understand and respect your choice. They are, however, disqualified. They are meat.

Well....

Somwhat meat.

Disqualified. Thank you for playing.



DQed??
I request a review. Your criteria were


greasy, crunchy nuggets of saturated fats


I'll see your grease, cruch and nuttetized saturated fat, and raise you MEAT, the ultimate food.

Would this insanity go so far as to include spray cheese in the 'dip' category? It is its own food group!



Dear sir,

Please read the FULL description of said competition.

"Chip type" is listed in the criteria.

You are carrying on like a sissy-girl. Your choice is obviously out of bounds, and, sub standard.

You are a bad person.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:48:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
My boss always eats Fritos and ketchup. He claims it tastes like shrimp!



Your boss must be from Oklahoma.



No, he's not from Oklahoma. He is from Germany.

Be careful what you do while eating those Cheetos or you'll wind up with an orange dick!



At least it will be flavor-covered, unlike while eating Fritos with ketchup.



Why does a dog lick his balls? Because they were flavor covered!



There is no need to get personal
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:49:30 PM EDT
I eat bacon bits out the 1pound bag when I can afford to
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:50:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Dear sir,

Please read the FULL description of said competition.

"Chip type" is listed in the criteria.



I do sincerely apologize, sir. I missed that aspect of the prerequisites.



You are carrying on like a sissy-girl.



No, I am not. I am carrying on as a drunkard.

Your choice is obviously out of bounds, and, sub standard.


You can't handle the competition


You are a bad person.


Yes. But I eat better this way.

I bid you good day, sir, and good luck with your handicapped snack competition.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:55:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ben70:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Dear sir,

Please read the FULL description of said competition.

"Chip type" is listed in the criteria.



I do sincerely apologize, sir. I missed that aspect of the prerequisites.



You are carrying on like a sissy-girl.



No, I am not. I am carrying on as a drunkard.

Your choice is obviously out of bounds, and, sub standard.


You can't handle the competition


You are a bad person.


Yes. But I eat better this way.

I bid you good day, sir, and good luck with your handicapped snack competition.



I'm down. Thank you for playing. I wish you and, your beverage of choice well.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:11:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 5:18:20 PM EDT by Gregory_A]
Pork rinds.Crunchy,deep fried nuggets of swine skin.They melt in your mouth,not in your hand.It's really the best of both worlds.



Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:14:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 5:15:24 PM EDT by glock23carry]


The gauntlet has been thrown down, sir!

G
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:16:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gregory_A:
Pork rinds.Crunchy,deep fried nuggets of swine skin.They melt in your mouth,not in your hand.It's really the best of both worlds.



Thank you, sir, for providing a well thought out and appropriate response.

Certainly you are not from Oklahoma.

I will admit your choice is a formidable one. You are a dangerous man, obviously.


Cheesy goodness trumps your

(Fat, fried in fat)

Choice.

I will be keeping a watchful eye on you.

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:18:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glock23carry:
i2.peapod.com/c/PW/PWJLJ.jpg

The gauntlet has been thrown down, sir!

G




Yes....yes...good....good.

The children have gone off to play and, now the serious contenders are in the house.

You are a dibolical opponant.

I will, answer with "Cheesy goodness"

What say you?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:23:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 5:25:34 PM EDT by Gregory_A]

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Gregory_A:
Pork rinds.Crunchy,deep fried nuggets of swine skin.They melt in your mouth,not in your hand.It's really the best of both worlds.



Thank you, sir, for providing a well thought out and appropriate response.

Certainly you are not from Oklahoma.

I will admit your choice is a formidable one. You are a dangerous man, obviously.


Cheesy goodness trumps your

(Fat, fried in fat)

Choice.

I will be keeping a watchful eye on you.




I believe your criteria is a stand alone snack,with no additives.Pork rinds are delicious with no additives of any kind,unlike your crunchy cheeto's,which have to have a cheesy type flavoring to mask the foul and bland taste of deep fried corn meal.

Not too mention the telltale signs left behind from eating cheeto's.Yellowish stains on your clothes and fingertips.Pork rinds are a deliciously clean food.

You must reconsider your criteria,or change my entry to Pork rinds smothered in Tobasco.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:23:48 PM EDT
The playful shape and delicious taste will have you reaching for more.

Try all of the flavors – Original, Nacho Cheese, Smokin’ BBQ, Southwest Ranch, Chili Cheese and Old El Paso Salsa.

Good with beer, too.

G
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:27:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gregory_A:

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By Gregory_A:
Pork rinds.Crunchy,deep fried nuggets of swine skin.They melt in your mouth,not in your hand.It's really the best of both worlds.



Thank you, sir, for providing a well thought out and appropriate response.

Certainly you are not from Oklahoma.

I will admit your choice is a formidable one. You are a dangerous man, obviously.


Cheesy goodness trumps your

(Fat, fried in fat)

Choice.

I will be keeping a watchful eye on you.




I believe your criteria is a stand alone snack,with no additives.Pork rinds are delicious with no additives of any kind,unlike your crunchy cheeto's,which have to have a cheesy type flavoring to mask the foul and bland taste of deep fried corn meal.

You must reconsider your criteria,or change my entry to Pork rinds smothered in Tobasco.



Sir,

Cheetos are a stand slone snack, as the cheesy goodness is inherant.

"CHEEtos"

Do not cheapen your heroic argument with additives.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:30:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glock23carry:
The playful shape and delicious taste will have you reaching for more.

Try all of the flavors – Original, Nacho Cheese, Smokin’ BBQ, Southwest Ranch, Chili Cheese and Old El Paso Salsa.

Good with beer, too.

G



You trouble me sir.

Bugles are, indeed a admirable and, flexible opponant.

I shall not consider different flavors, though I respect the utility of said chip.
.........................................................................

..............................................................................

Sir...Well done. I respect your choice, and, will admit defeat. Bugles are clearly the standa lone champion of snacks.


*My sword*
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:33:01 PM EDT
Arise, I will not accept your sword. Keep and you may join the Bugles Army and together we will defeat the users of dips and flavorings!

G
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:33:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 5:33:20 PM EDT by Justa_TXguy]
I wonder how many of the posters in this thread have a cholesterol of 300+.

I like pretzels.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:39:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 5:42:40 PM EDT by Gregory_A]

Originally Posted By Goonboss:

Originally Posted By glock23carry:
The playful shape and delicious taste will have you reaching for more.

Try all of the flavors – Original, Nacho Cheese, Smokin’ BBQ, Southwest Ranch, Chili Cheese and Old El Paso Salsa.

Good with beer, too.

G



You trouble me sir.

Bugles are, indeed a admirable and, flexible opponant.

I shall not consider different flavors, though I respect the utility of said chip.
.........................................................................

..............................................................................

Sir...Well done. I respect your choice, and, will admit defeat. Bugles are clearly the standa lone champion of snacks.


*My sword*




Originally Posted By glock23carry:
Arise, I will not accept your sword. Keep and you may join the Bugles Army and together we will defeat the users of dips and flavorings!

G



Holy Shit!!! This has to be one of the most hillarious exchanges I read here in a long ass time!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:45:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glock23carry:
Arise, I will not accept your sword. Keep and you may join the Bugles Army and together we will defeat the users of dips and flavorings!

G



They are not bad persons. They are merely ill-informed. I shall follow your flag.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:47:32 PM EDT
Ok, what about Flamin' Hot Cheetos?????

Thems be good!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:48:42 PM EDT
Twinkies. A whole box with 1/2 gallon of milk.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:50:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
Ok, what about Flamin' Hot Cheetos?????

Thems be good!



You will be first agasint the wall when the reveloution comes.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:53:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Arkansas_Rocketman:
Twinkies. A whole box with 1/2 gallon of milk.



Good for AR.....

Inappropriate response to a question.

I often take swipes at our barbaric neighbors fron the north

Thank you for adding your inappropriate response to a duel between snack food gentlemen.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:58:36 PM EDT
So what happens when you place small Cheetos inside the opening of Bugles, and eat them together?
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