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Goonboss Joined Dec 2004 Posts 548 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:02:24 PM EST That was the name of the game.....Toss the ball untill the "Queer" got it...And that guy ran around like a putz until he gave up the ball. I credit that game to makin me a tougher guy. Certainly taught me how to break tackles. Did you call it differnt things?

WI_Rifleman Insert Title Here Joined Aug 2004 Posts 1635 EE Offline MN, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:03:02 PM EST that game was awesome.
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50cal Making big holes in things Joined Nov 2000 Posts 3961 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:03:50 PM EST We called it the same thing. If you threw the ball away before you got tackled, you got it anyway.
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Ops Grouchy Old Fart Joined Apr 2001 Posts 3526 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:05:17 PM EST +1 Ops
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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:05:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
that game was awesome.

+ a fuk'n million!

Quick! Someone say something profound! I need a new sigline.

WWWD

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:05:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By 50cal:
We called it the same thing. If you threw the ball away before you got tackled, you got it anyway.

Everyone killed you if you threw the ball away...lol....Taught me the value of the ball.

Nephilim Joined May 2004 Posts 207 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:06:04 PM EST Oh yeah baby.......of course we can't now cause it might offend a fag somewhere. That game most certainly would toughen you up!

vanilla_gorilla JBT dispatcher extordinaire Joined Oct 2004 Posts 1276 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:06:36 PM EST I owe most of my fractures to that game.
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thompsondd Joined Jan 2003 Posts 2968 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:06:55 PM EST My personal favorite was "Bull In The Ring" - you knew a pile driving ass whooping was only about 7 strides away coming at you full speed. ETA - I think BITR is outlawed now in most states. Too many hits in the back that left kids paralyzed. Those were the slow ones.........

InFALliBill Joined Feb 2004 Posts 707 EE Offline USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:06:56 PM EST we called it tackle the bum

enigma1 Joined Apr 2003 Posts 1015 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:07:55 PM EST Yup, those were the good old days !

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:08:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
I owe most of my fractures to that game.

+1

Goonboss

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:09:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By InFALliBill:
we called it tackle the bum

I recall saying "Guy" at one point.

We weren't PC in 3K towns in coastal NC in the 70's.

j-fonz Tennessee Moltisanti Joined Dec 2004 Posts 2424 EE Offline KY, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:09:15 PM EST Same game, same name. A hell of a lot of fun.
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WildBoar Joined Oct 2004 Posts 2490 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:09:44 PM EST My first broken nose.

roboman Resident Schizo Joined Aug 2004 Posts 2208 EE Offline ME, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:10:02 PM EST [Last Edit: 3/10/2005 6:12:01 PM EST by roboman] Great game! Broke both wrists at once of a girl who insisted on playing
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Defcon Member Joined Nov 2000 Posts 2312 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:10:51 PM EST Ahhh, the first time I dislocated someones shoulder..... Thanks for bringing back the memories!

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:13:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Defcon:
Ahhh, the first time I dislocated someones shoulder.....

Thanks for bringing back the memories!

I'm here to help. I'm totally laughing. I thought it was just us. We used to beat the piss out of each other.

Nephilim Joined May 2004 Posts 209 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:13:21 PM EST I freakin cut a slice out of my knee the size of a silver dollar on one of those sprinkler heads that sit flush with the lawn and then pop up........I thought it was the end of the world....the drama....

Foxxz Resident Fox Joined Jun 2004 Posts 568 EE Offline MD, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:14:57 PM EST i loved that game -foxxz
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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:15:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By roboman:
Great game! Broke both wrists at once of a girl who insisted on playing

I drove a chick into the ground once....REg football...The guys were all over me, and, I was like....."What? She had the ball!"

I was young.

Bitch wasn't going to catch on on me.

Btownboy Joined Jul 2004 Posts 764 EE Offline NE, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:15:58 PM EST Yep we played it. At recess all the time too.... had some big games going. Remember one kid constantly had bloody noses

Goonboss

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:17:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Nephilim:
I freakin cut a slice out of my knee the size of a silver dollar on one of those sprinkler heads that sit flush with the lawn and then pop up........I thought it was the end of the world....the drama....

Collateral damage. Suck it up.

Daytona955i Resident Earth Shaking Bass Player Joined Jun 2004 Posts 2074 EE Offline NY, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:17:46 PM EST I used to throw the ball at kids if they threw it up before they got tackled. They learnt quick after a few headshots with the football.
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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:17:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By roboman:
Great game! Broke both wrists at once of a girl who insisted on playing

No means no, not "no, until you physically render me incapable of resisting".

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:18:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
Originally Posted By roboman:
Great game! Broke both wrists at once of a girl who insisted on playing

No means no, not "no, until you physically render me incapable of resisting".

Roofies take care of that problem in a jiffy

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

JBowles Uber Micro Helicopter Pilot Joined Apr 2004 Posts 237 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:19:30 PM EST played all the time, the hot girl down the street would aways kick our asses, at the time she was a gymnest and ran faster that we did. Bull in the ring is how we determined who would start my freshmen year of football.
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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:20:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By thompsondd:
My personal favorite was "Bull In The Ring" - you knew a pile driving ass whooping was only about 7 strides away coming at you full speed.

ETA - I think BITR is outlawed now in most states. Too many hits in the back that left kids paralyzed. Those were the slow ones.........

Darwin in action.

Originally Posted By Nephilim:
Oh yeah baby.......of course we can't now cause it might offend a fag somewhere. That game most certainly would toughen you up!

Part of the problem with today's society

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Goonboss

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:21:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
I used to throw the ball at kids if they threw it up before they got tackled.

They learnt quick after a few headshots with the football.

I hated that. My STQ community, it was verbotten to throw up the ball. You got tackled hard if you tossed up the ball.

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:22:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By j-fonz:
Same game, same name. A hell of a lot of fun.

+1 even I played smear the queer. But kick the can was my favorite! Patty

Thanks Brisk322!

bigbore Joined Jul 2001 Posts 3237 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:22:44 PM EST [Last Edit: 3/10/2005 6:23:13 PM EST by bigbore] same name. ball thrown up in the air, whoever caught it ran around until brought down by EVERYONE else. Most fun I ever had getting my ass kicked. I dont think I have seen anyone play that game in 20 years.
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Zippy_The_Wonderdog Groooovvvyyyyyyy...... Joined Oct 2001 Posts 2975 EE Offline KY, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:22:59 PM EST What was even better/worse was when the "queer" got caught with the football by somebody and everyone quickly gathered around to pounce on the all-too-suspecting victim and while doing so we were all screaming "NIGGER PILE." Not that we even had a clue as to what we were saying. There was no politically correct mindset when you were 8 yrs. old in the 70's.
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IchWarrior Joined Jul 2003 Posts 1575 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:24:11 PM EST Yea, right up to the point we broke some kids ankles. Then we got dodgeball banned as well in our school, it didnt take long for the rest of the state to decide it wasn't a good idea too. We had a pretty hard class, we fought to win, and destroy the enemy! Sucks if you made the mistake of playing against us

Goonboss

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:25:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
What was even better/worse was when the "queer" got caught with the football by somebody and everyone quickly gathered around to pounce on the all-too-suspecting victim and while doing so we were all screaming "NIGGER PILE." Not that we even had a clue as to what we were saying.

There was no politically correct mindset when you were 8 yrs. old in the 70's.

Man.....Do we speak the same language........Totally same...That one hit me like a hammer. WE used to say that all the time. I was born in '67

pattymcn

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:26:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
What was even better/worse was when the "queer" got caught with the football by somebody and everyone quickly gathered around to pounce on the all-too-suspecting victim and while doing so we were all screaming "NIGGER PILE." Not that we even had a clue as to what we were saying.

There was no politically correct mindset when you were 8 yrs. old in the 70's.

No kidding there, no offense to any ARFCOMER but I remember singing "Catch a Nigger by the toe -- enie, mene, mighty moe" in SCHOOL!

Patty

Thanks Brisk322!

kuntz85 Joined Dec 2004 Posts 36 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:26:31 PM EST Smear the queer was a classic, use to love playin it. Not sure if kids still play it or not, "queer" may not be politcally correct in grade school now

Goonboss

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:27:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By IchWarrior:
Yea, right up to the point we broke some kids ankles.

Then we got dodgeball banned as well in our school, it didnt take long for the rest of the state to decide it wasn't a good idea too.

We had a pretty hard class, we fought to win, and destroy the enemy! Sucks if you made the mistake of playing against us

Our kids, in my block, got stuff broke all the time.

Bet they were playing as soon as they were outa the cast.

TR Joined Feb 2005 Posts 22 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:27:37 PM EST (Simpsons "Apu" voice): In my country we call it Maul Ball.

Goonboss

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:29:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
What was even better/worse was when the "queer" got caught with the football by somebody and everyone quickly gathered around to pounce on the all-too-suspecting victim and while doing so we were all screaming "NIGGER PILE." Not that we even had a clue as to what we were saying.

There was no politically correct mindset when you were 8 yrs. old in the 70's.

No kidding there, no offense to any ARFCOMER but I remember singing "Catch a Nigger by the toe -- enie, mene, mighty moe" in SCHOOL!

Patty

+1 Patty...Wow...I didn't even remember that.

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:30:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By IchWarrior:
Yea, right up to the point we broke some kids ankles.

Then we got dodgeball banned as well in our school, it didnt take long for the rest of the state to decide it wasn't a good idea too.

We had a pretty hard class, we fought to win, and destroy the enemy! Sucks if you made the mistake of playing against us

Are School just banned Bombo this year. bombo is a sight varition of dodgeball.
we play alot of two base kickball i can pick kids off across the gym with vollyballs so it close.

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Silesius Joined Dec 2004 Posts 430 EE Offline USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:30:58 PM EST Never heard of it.

Shadowblade Team Member Joined Oct 2001 Posts 4752 EE Offline AK, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:33:57 PM EST SMEAR THE QUEER!!!! Loved that game.
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Goonboss

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:35:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By JBowles:
Originally Posted By IchWarrior:
Yea, right up to the point we broke some kids ankles.

Then we got dodgeball banned as well in our school, it didnt take long for the rest of the state to decide it wasn't a good idea too.

We had a pretty hard class, we fought to win, and destroy the enemy! Sucks if you made the mistake of playing against
Are School just banned Bombo this year. bombo is a sight varition of dodgeball.
we play alot of two base kickball i can pick kids off across the gym with vollyballs so it close.

Wow...Not a problem figgureing why most kids are pu.....Um...NM......

No offense.

HillBillySasquatch Joined Oct 2002 Posts 2611 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:36:00 PM EST I played it in the 4th grade at Cornerstone Christian Acadamy back in '81. -HS

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:37:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
What was even better/worse was when the "queer" got caught with the football by somebody and everyone quickly gathered around to pounce on the all-too-suspecting victim and while doing so we were all screaming "NIGGER PILE." Not that we even had a clue as to what we were saying.

There was no politically correct mindset when you were 8 yrs. old in the 70's.

Very true; we did the same.

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:38:51 PM EST

[Last Edit: 3/10/2005 6:39:09 PM EST by roboman]

Originally Posted By Silesius:
Never heard of it.

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Tallbill Posting from Afghanistan Joined Sep 2004 Posts 997 EE Offline IL, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:39:48 PM EST Of course i played it.. but my favorite game was when it got cold out and a 10x10 pad of blacktop at the bottom of a hill would ice up. It didn't have a name, but 2 people would run on the grass leading up to it, and slide accross the ice at each other creating spectacular head on collisions. Then some girl broke her collarbone and they started salting the ice.
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Silesius

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:39:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By roboman:
Originally Posted By Silesius:
Never heard of it.

Born in '83. Go figure.

JBowles Uber Micro Helicopter Pilot Joined Apr 2004 Posts 240 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 3/10/2005 6:40:16 PM EST we are hardcore about the games we play, we have made t-shirts for our two base teams. we also have some intense spazball games.
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roboman

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:40:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Silesius:
Originally Posted By roboman:
Originally Posted By Silesius:
Never heard of it.

Born in '83. Go figure.

Born in '85 and I played it!

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

JBowles

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Posted: 3/10/2005 6:40:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Silesius:
Originally Posted By roboman:
Originally Posted By Silesius:
Never heard of it.

Born in '83. Go figure.

born 86 i played it.

They're 10 types of people in the world.
Those who know binary and those who don't.

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