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Posted: 1/11/2005 5:31:17 AM EDT
We did a thread like this a year or so back....

What would some qreat quotes be for stencilling onto a gun safe?

Standard winners include:

"Molon Labe"

"If you're found here at night you'll be found here in the morning"

"Step off bitch!"

"Peace through superior firepower"

What are some other good ones?
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:34:39 AM EDT

Focáil leat
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:36:01 AM EDT
PhotoShop the "Intel Inside" logo to read "AR15 Inside" or "Bushmaster Inside" or some such.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:36:04 AM EDT
Sieze the carp!

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:38:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:38:18 AM EDT
Via remote camera, I just saw everything you just did.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:38:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
I like the idea of using communist slogans for obviously non-communist sentiments!



Eric The(JustCallMeWeird)Hun



Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:44:37 AM EDT
Paint entire safe green/OD.

In BIG letters on the front of the safe:


"Front towards enemy"



Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:45:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By shaggy:
Paint entire safe green/OD.

In BIG letters on the front of the safe:


"Front towards enemy"






not bad...not ball at all!
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:49:06 AM EDT
"Paper clip collection"

Sry, I don't like to advertise what my guns are stored in.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:50:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By shaggy:
Paint entire safe green/OD.

In BIG letters on the front of the safe:


"Front towards enemy"





+1

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:51:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2005 5:51:49 AM EDT by DDiggler]
Molon Labe won't really work, because they'd already BE there.

So, instead of "Come and get them," you need the Greek equivalent of "Well, since you are here, let's see if you can get them out of this big-ass safe!"
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:52:45 AM EDT
"The best my money can buy"

"Save for a nice day"

"LOCKED & LOADED"


May try to come up with more.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:53:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Molon Labe won't really work, because they'd already BE there.



Good point worth noting, Molon Labe is OUT.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:53:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Molon Labe won't really work, because they'd already BE there.

So, instead of "Come and get them," you need the Greek equivalent of "Well, since you are here, let's see if you can get them out of this big-ass safe!"




I hear someone stole this guy's gun safe once...
I'm sure they eventually got the guns out or used it as a giant paperweight
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:54:12 AM EDT
another one could be something along the lines of the 'GOT MILK?' ads..

GOT PLASMA CUTTER?



EPOCH
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:55:59 AM EDT
" not to be opened by federal employees"




J
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 5:58:26 AM EDT
Nec Esperra Terrant (sp?)

No Fear on Earth
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:02:21 AM EDT
Dude, no contest:

In Before The Lock
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:02:51 AM EDT
Place a large bio hazard sticker on the front. That would get them to reconsider.

I have heard rumors of people that have placed a large, open keg of black powder in their safe for thieves who use torches or plasma cutters. This would certainly be illegal since it would constitute a booby trap. I'm thinking the blast would pretty much eliminate your gun collection, the thieves, your house, etc.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:04:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rn45:
Place a large bio hazard sticker on the front. That would get them to reconsider.

I have heard rumors of people that have placed a large, open keg of black powder in their safe for thieves who use torches or plasma cutters. This would certainly be illegal since it would constitute a booby trap. I'm thinking the blast would pretty much eliminate your gun collection, the thieves, your house, etc.



but the potential entertainment of scraping burglar-goo off your wall would be well worth it.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:10:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2005 6:11:08 AM EDT by madmann135]

Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By rn45:
Place a large bio hazard sticker on the front. That would get them to reconsider.

I have heard rumors of people that have placed a large, open keg of black powder in their safe for thieves who use torches or plasma cutters. This would certainly be illegal since it would constitute a booby trap. I'm thinking the blast would pretty much eliminate your gun collection, the thieves, your house, etc.



but the potential entertainment of scraping burglar-goo off your wall would be well worth it.





That may be considered a trap but then you could say that your safe is the best place to keep the black powder because... you will have to make that up.

Now if you don't mind I have to work on keeping my sides from splitting.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:11:35 AM EDT
Pandora's Box.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:16:20 AM EDT
What was the quote on the Weapon shops of Isher?

Googled it... Here's what came back: "The right to own weapons is the right to be free"

I can't remember if that's right or not... but that's my suggestion/two bits anyway.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:18:59 AM EDT
Meet your new roomate.

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:19:21 AM EDT
Caution: Contents Highly Flammable. No Smoking.

To deter cutting torches. And if you had that sign and the above keg of powder, I doubt it could be prosecuted as a booby trap -- you had a clearly visible warning label and of course you would store your shooting powder with your guns in the safe so the kids couldn't get at it.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:35:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By EPOCH96:
another one could be something along the lines of the 'GOT MILK?' ads..

GOT PLASMA CUTTER?



EPOCH



Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:45:30 AM EDT
"Beanie Baby Collection inside" no one would break into it
or "Kerry-Edwards 2004"
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:57:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2005 6:58:06 AM EDT by Hokie]

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
"Beanie Baby Collection inside" no one would break into it
or "Kerry-Edwards 2004"



Hell that'd keep ME out of there too!!!
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 7:22:21 AM EDT
I have a sticker on mine that says:

"Built with my children's inheritance"

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 7:24:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cheesebeast:
I have a sticker on mine that says:

"Built with my children's inheritance"




Link Posted: 1/11/2005 7:28:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2005 7:28:29 AM EDT by rdblan2]
"Warning: I'll get to the others faster than you get in here. If I come home and find you here, this big ass box doubles as a coffin that's easily concealed under dirt. No one will know."

"Trespassers beware of flying objects. They contain lead."
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 7:41:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By shaggy:
Paint entire safe green/OD.

In BIG letters on the front of the safe:


"Front towards enemy"







I just shit myself laughing soooooo hard.....
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 7:45:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rdblan2:
"Warning: I'll get to the others faster than you get in here.

"Trespassers beware of flying objects. They contain lead."




Link Posted: 1/11/2005 7:45:28 AM EDT
One day, I'm going to have a walk-in gun-room safe, and along at least one wall will be a rack with my long guns on display.

Above it, I plan on having carved into the wood, "...and let he that hath no sword sell his garment and buy one. - Jesus Christ"

I figure I'll piss off the liberals AND the peacenik fundamentalis, as well as blessing my collection, in one fell swoop!
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 10:53:16 AM EDT
Keep them safe and legal.


Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:07:17 AM EDT
Paint the whole thing an off white, and then put "Maytag."
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:10:44 AM EDT
How about : "GUN SAFE"
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:13:22 AM EDT
I have several wifi cameras around mine with a little sign on the front of the safe that says "Smile! your on camera" . The video is recorded to a remote system that isn't even inside the house.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:17:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:18:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2005 11:19:44 AM EDT by Hokie]

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
members.cox.net/vseven/allarms.jpg



Thanks, but I've already got that tattooed on my shoulder, looking for something original.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:20:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2005 11:23:13 AM EDT by HunterGren]

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
PhotoShop the "Intel Inside" logo to read "AR15 Inside" or "Bushmaster Inside" or some such.




I have a bumper sticker on mine with the Intel inside logo except mine reads "Evil inside"

It looks like this one but mine is black & red cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7947112015&category=50449&sspagename=WDVW
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:26:39 AM EDT
"Jesus is watching" and a picture of a Rottwieler.

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:44:11 AM EDT
"Fight crime....Shoot back"
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