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10/30/2020 2:42:12 PM
Posted: 6/3/2002 1:18:20 PM EDT

So what's the problem down there?  Too hot and humid? [:D]
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 1:28:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/3/2002 1:40:53 PM EDT by Aimless]
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 1:31:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By marvl:

So what's the problem down there?  Too hot and humid? [:D]
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Actually, if you would read a little deeper into the story you might get the feeling that we just don't like gays. [:)]
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 1:42:31 PM EDT

May it please the Court ~ Your Honor, I would like to make a motion that the lights be dimmed in the courtroom just a tad.

It is my opinion that this Courtroom's glaring and unrelenting lights are simply compounding the gruesomeness of the coroner's death scene photos of the victim and possibly denying my client a fair trial based upon the undeniable prejudicial effect that such photos might have on the minds and emotions of the jury.

Accordingly, I move that the lights be dimmed in this room immediately!

Thank you, Your Honor.


Eric The(AndYou!CourtReporter!WouldYouMindNotBangi­ngAwaySoLoudlyOnYourTranscriptionMachine?)Hun­[>]:)]  
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 5:35:14 PM EDT
I wonder what the honorable judge was doing while the defense counsel slumbered away.  He should have woken him up and kicked him out of the courtroom and had him disbarred for life.

What kind of damn fool sleeps through his client's death penalty case?  What kind of damn fool judge allows that to happen?

The sad thing is that the felon is guilty as hell, and the taxpayers will have to pay for a new trial with the same ultimate result.
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