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Posted: 9/21/2011 8:27:19 AM EDT
I am in stats right now and the guy next to me has the worst body odor that I have smelled in the U.S..

But this guy has got nothing on the body odor that I smelled in South Africa. That was beyond B.O.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:27:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:28:16 AM EDT
Hippie?

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Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:29:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By buckfever34:
Move to a different seat.


There isn't an open seat in the class. I chose poorly.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:29:47 AM EDT
Let me guess, U of I
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:30:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WyattEarp:
Hippie?

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No he doesn't look like one.... Could be a stealth hippy.

Sometimes in Africa I could smell people before I could see them, I think it helped keep me safe sometimes too. Kind of like in th Book of Eli....
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:43:30 AM EDT
I would seriously get up, and stand against the wall.

If asked, point to the offender and explain that he is offending your sense of smell.

You paid to be in the class the same as Mr. Smelly did. But that doesn't mean he can be disruptive.

Make a point to embarrass the hell out of him.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:44:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hawkeye180:
Originally Posted By buckfever34:
Move to a different seat.


There isn't an open seat in the class. I chose poorly.


Tell him that he smells and ask him to move.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:44:30 AM EDT
Call his ass out loudly and in front of everyone.

I did that to a guy who was bragging about buying Starbucks energy drinks with food stamps; he never bragged about it again, and he never brought one of those drinks to class again either.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:46:00 AM EDT
Only way to go is double down. You know what to do.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:46:16 AM EDT
Figure out the odds that he takes a shower by next class
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:49:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By E-Mag:
Figure out the odds that he takes a shower by next class


Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:52:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hawkeye180:
Originally Posted By buckfever34:
Move to a different seat.


There isn't an open seat in the class. I chose poorly.


Are they bolted down?

I'd pick it up and move the whole deal.

Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:52:39 AM EDT
Listen to the teacher and get off your phone
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:52:45 AM EDT
Well, I guess you found the outlier for hygiene in your class.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 8:53:30 AM EDT
Call him out.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:00:56 AM EDT
To many stank motherfuckers either bo, bo with a dousing of cheap perfume or just a cloud of perfume... I call them all out all the time in public or otherwise.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:06:02 AM EDT
Boise state?
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:10:53 AM EDT
Get one of those rear-view mirror Christmas trees and hang it on his chair.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:18:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2011 9:19:53 AM EDT by GLHX2112]
I'd get up and stand against the wall, or leave. My days of putting up with that shit are over. If this is not the first time he's done it, I'd call him out.

With that being said, some people are idiots, and he may not know. Discretely tell him after class. If he's a dick, then call him out.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:19:27 AM EDT
Oh man I feel your pain. Reminds me of the time my wife and I got on the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland, only to discover that the man in the boat seat in front of us had a terrible case of body odor.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:22:58 AM EDT
Febreeze the dude, or counter attack with a nasty fart.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:23:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hawkeye180:
Originally Posted By WyattEarp:
Hippie?

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No he doesn't look like one.... Could be a stealth hippy.

Sometimes in Africa I could smell people before I could see them, I think it helped keep me safe sometimes too. Kind of like in th Book of Eli....


I've experienced this before. I was in Walmart once picking up some ammo and could smell the WORST BO I had ever had the privilege of smelling. I was ALONE in the aisle. I head out and look into the next isle and there is either an arab or indian (dot) family in the isle looking at stuff. It was awful because it was worse being closer and in a clear "line of sight" of their odor.

Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:23:54 AM EDT
I just got back from Annual Training this morning and went straight to class after two weeks in the field, i prolly smell worse haha
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:25:43 AM EDT
One of the two men who delivered our washing machine from Sears a few years ago literally (and I mean literally) smelled like he had just finished rolling in a pile of rotting cow shit. It was the most awful BO I've ever experienced. It was so bad that I could still smell it in the basement 30 minutes after they left. When Sears called to see how the installation went or if we had any questions, I let them know of the issue and told them that if he is a regular installer in this area, I would be buying the rest of my appliances elsewhere.

Doesn't help you, OP, but if you'll have to face this guy for the rest of the year, you might just catch him aside and say "Hey, I didn't want to embarass you in front of anyone, but your body odor was pretty bothersome today....just wanted to let you know." He may appreciate it, or he may ignore you. Next time you have to deal with his stench, THEN call him out.

Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:27:09 AM EDT
Repeat after me..."Dude, you need a shower".
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:28:14 AM EDT
show him my post .

" HAY SMELLY FUCK , GET A WASH " MOST OF THE FREE WORLD NOW KNOWS YOU STINK .

that should do it
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:28:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bettendorf:
Listen to the teacher and get off your phone


And stop smelling other guys
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:29:55 AM EDT
Tell him he sucks for voting for Osama and he stinks like dead gerbils!You will be the teachers pet after that!
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:30:05 AM EDT
I've never been able to smell anyone who didn't have their shirt off.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:33:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Reaper:
I would seriously get up, and stand against the wall.

If asked, point to the offender and explain that he is offending your sense of smell.

You paid to be in the class the same as Mr. Smelly did. But that doesn't mean he can be disruptive.

Make a point to embarrass the hell out of him.



This.

If you can't follow basic hygiene- fuck you/.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:34:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BatcaveSouth:
Get one of those rear-view mirror Christmas trees and hang it on his chair.


Fabreeze him.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:35:59 AM EDT
I tend to smell strongly of ammonia because I'm in liver failure.


Jokes on you though, I can't smell shit.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:38:02 AM EDT
my neighbor skank below me smells like a combo of dirty hooker cunt, gypsy and a french whore rolled in the cheapest perfume ever..

It is so bad the fucking nasty cloud hangs OUTSIDE for a good 15 minutes, if I go outside the door after she has walked downstairs the god aweful odor smashes you in the face as soon as you open the door. It is thick enough the stench will cling to you.

Thank god I do not have much longer in this area and will be moving some place where the neighbors are a ways away. When I get my coffee shop up and running I will eject those that reek.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:38:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BatcaveSouth:
Get one of those rear-view mirror Christmas trees and hang it on his chair.


Or around his neck..

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Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:40:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:40:48 AM EDT

maybe he's from europe
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:45:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
One more reason that college is for chumps.

Nobody should go.

Right on!
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:46:05 AM EDT
Easy, just ask the fucker if he works in a fish market. Wait for the laughter, job well done.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:49:55 AM EDT
I have a passive/aggressive solution for lulz.. Lean over and say something like, "Damn bro, you smell that foul nasty-ass sonofabitch in front of us?? Damn..." See if he jumps in and keep ripping on "the guy in front of you", thereby getting him to effectively realize you noticed his stank and hopefully have him inadvertently participating in his own ridicule.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 9:58:40 AM EDT
Put a bar of soap where he sits. He should get the idea.
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 10:01:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2011 10:02:21 AM EDT by rollingtrouble13]
Originally Posted By operatorerror:
Repeat after me..."Dude, you need a shower".


And tell him his breath stinks too!
Link Posted: 9/21/2011 10:28:59 AM EDT
It has been almost two hours and I can still smell that stank when I inhale.

Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:26:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
One more reason that college is for chumps.

Nobody should go.


maybe he's from europe



Worth $24, right there.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:33:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2011 8:36:06 AM EDT by Stonerriflefan44]
I have no problem telling smelly people that they smell. Tell them that they reek and that they need to invest in soap and deodorant.



ETA: Get their phone # and IM me I'll tell them that they stink like a sour hog.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:33:48 AM EDT
Bring Axe next class, dowse him with it as necessary.


We did that back in HS to a few smelly MFers that would really enjoy getting sweaty during gym, then do nothing about it. I'm talking green elbows, white Hanes T's that are now brown type of smelly.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:36:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hawkeye180:
I am in stats right now and the guy next to me has the worst body odor that I have smelled in the U.S..

But this guy has got nothing on the body odor that I smelled in South Africa. That was beyond B.O.


Hey bro, Im like, sorry about the smell.

I spent all day working in a warehouse so i could afford to be here and since my speed stick gave out, I loaded up on the Patchouli.

Ill get some deoderant next week, man.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:37:31 AM EDT
Why don't you shit yourself, make him know how you feel.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:38:22 AM EDT
If he still smells after all this time....slap the shit out of him....
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:41:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
One more reason that college is for chumps.

Nobody should go.


Chumps? The instructors are even worse...
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:46:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hawkeye180:
I am in stats right now and the guy next to me has the worst body odor that I have smelled in the U.S..

But this guy has got nothing on the body odor that I smelled in South Africa. That was beyond B.O.


Drop-kick or round-house now!

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