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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:17:49 PM EDT
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If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out.
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:18:09 PM EDT
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go get a hooker.. post pics
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:18:40 PM EDT
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If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out. Where's your sense of adventure?? 
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:18:42 PM EDT
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go get a hooker.. post pics Give beers to hooker. |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:18:58 PM EDT
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IN before OP wakes up in the tub full of ice in said bedroom with missing kidneys.
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:19:44 PM EDT
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They pissed in the bottle then put the lids back on, trust me.
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:03 PM EDT
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No fo.
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:08 PM EDT
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The previous occupant left three beers in the fridge. Should I FO? Does Howdie Doodie have a wooden dick? Party on!
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:15 PM EDT
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Are they sealed? If so, good to go! Just wipe the top with Vodka or similar
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:30 PM EDT
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go get a hooker... have her see if she can fit the beer bottle/can in her asshole... post pics FIFY |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:31 PM EDT
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Give beers to hooker. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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go get a hooker.. post pics Give beers to hooker. Large Mormon community in this town, not sure about hookers. Do Mormon hookers drink beer? |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:20:58 PM EDT
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They pissed in the bottle then put the lids back on, trust me. Trucker tea? |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:21:00 PM EDT
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Depends... what kind of beer?
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:21:15 PM EDT
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Worsh Em. Or.. Use a Glass.
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:21:27 PM EDT
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go get a hooker... have her see if she can fit the beer bottle/can in her asshole... post pics FIFY 
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:22:21 PM EDT
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Depends... what kind of beer? Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy! |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:22:32 PM EDT
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Where's your sense of adventure?? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out. Where's your sense of adventure?? What good is an immune system if you don't use it??
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:24:05 PM EDT
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them.
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:25:10 PM EDT
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Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Depends... what kind of beer? Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy! It will taste better if it is piss. |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:25:30 PM EDT
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Depends... what kind of beer? Well uh, free...... 
Doesn't get any better than that!
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:26:22 PM EDT
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:29:16 PM EDT
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What good is an immune system if you don't use it?? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out. Where's your sense of adventure?? What good is an immune system if you don't use it?? Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it. And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack. Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge. YOLO OP!!!! |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:30:41 PM EDT
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When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. The used condoms under your pillow are free.... 
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:31:26 PM EDT
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Sealed can?
Yes Bottle? No way |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:31:49 PM EDT
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When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. What's the hourly rate OP? Is there one of these 
Or these in your room? 
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:33:11 PM EDT
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Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it. And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack. Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge. YOLO OP!!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out. Where's your sense of adventure?? What good is an immune system if you don't use it?? Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it. And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack. Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge. YOLO OP!!!! It's Miller High Life, how much worse could it get? |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:34:33 PM EDT
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I've left beer in a hotel before. Couldn't really bring it on the plane and didn't want to go though security half drunk. I figured someone would enjoy it.
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:34:34 PM EDT
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prepare your anus for teh rape that is soon to follow you passing out from the doctored beers.
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:36:51 PM EDT
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Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Depends... what kind of beer? Miller High Life......IN BOTTLES. Classy guy! Well, it is the champagne of beers
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:36:54 PM EDT
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It's Miller High Life, how much worse could it get? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you want a nice warm case of oral HPV knock yourself out. Where's your sense of adventure?? What good is an immune system if you don't use it?? Good point, I'm sorry, you should go for it. And when you take that first deep draught of beer tasting goodness, imagine some hairy pedo giggling as he circles the top of the beer can with his unwashed, unshorn ball sack. Grinding the part that touches your lips into his smegma covered taint before he sets them in the fridge. YOLO OP!!!! It's Miller High Life, how much worse could it get? There's probably more quality yeast in a pedo's taint smegma than a vat of miller high life. |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:37:26 PM EDT
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Sealed can? Yes Bottle? No way Bottles.....it is after all, the champagne of beers! Doh! Beat by 30 seconds |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:40:46 PM EDT
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Did they leave some artwork on the floor?
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:41:23 PM EDT
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When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. check under the bed for the dead hooker. She might have a couple of bucks on her. |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:41:50 PM EDT
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Did they leave some artwork on the floor? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-1zN_8RKgnjQ1EUnsiDGtbenXSZ3LNX3NH9kWJS5S5eIopuXK Looked around for a body when I got back in the room, negative. |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:43:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. ... now that's weird
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:46:43 PM EDT
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. ... now that's weird It is. But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken. 
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:49:32 PM EDT
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pics of cleaning lady
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:51:38 PM EDT
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It is. But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. ... now that's weird It is. But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken. If these rooms are provided by your employer you may want to rethink some of the decisions you've made up to this point. |
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Posted: 1/28/2014 5:53:12 PM EDT
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If these rooms are provided by your employer you may want to rethink some of the decisions you've made up to this point. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wouldn't. While it is probably just some guy that either forgot about them or decided to pay them forward, there are some sick fucks out there, that even if they never know if someone drank them or not, could have done some nasty things to them. When I first walked in the room, the TV was on and clothes were on the floor. I also noticed a 12pk box of Miller on the floor. Went back down to the front desk and asked if this room was already occupied. They said he checked out this morning, but apparently left a few things behind. ... now that's weird It is. But not as weird as what a co-worker experienced. He checked into a motel in Winslow, used his card key to open his room door only to see two men in the bed, completely naked eating fried chicken. If these rooms are provided by your employer you may want to rethink some of the decisions you've made up to this point. They had free cookies down at the front desk when I checked in. 
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