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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:22:04 AM EDT
Well, somehow this LCpl in the USMC is sitting in his OIC's chair, doing work on his computer... Think he would be mad?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:23:03 AM EDT
change his desktop to a army logo
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:27:44 AM EDT
Fat as you start to stand up, it will be trapped in the cushion and the next time he sits down he'll think he shat himself.

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:32:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By oldsaltydog:
change his desktop to a army logo





Even better, change the entire desktop theme to something pink/purplish, and add a really really gay desktop wallpaper.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:36:15 AM EDT
I like my boss but if I didnt ?

Have you ever dropped the handset for the phone and it landed in your lap ? What would happen if you fly was open and this happened ?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:37:27 AM EDT
Change his PC so that whenever he clicks on something or opens something, it plays "Hooah" through the speakers.

Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:43:41 AM EDT
Come on guys, you know a LCpl would NEVER do any of those things to his OIC... especially one that will pick up Cpl before the years over...
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:49:50 AM EDT
Change his wallpaper to Spongebob Squarepants.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:51:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 6:51:49 AM EDT by Kharn]

Originally Posted By chris157c:
Come on guys, you know a LCpl would NEVER do any of those things to his OIC... especially one that will pick up Cpl before the years over...

No good officer would hold back your promotion just because he thinks he shat himself.

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 6:51:37 AM EDT
Remember the Hamsterdance website?

Download the song from it.

Make that the song it plays whenever anything happens. Mouse click, open program, minimize.

He'll either
a)Go insane
b)Enjoy it and drive eveybody else insane.

When my buddy did it to me, it ended up going option B. My roommate almost killed me.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:40:42 AM EDT
Yeah, so it's approaching the end of the day, and I'm still sitting at his desk, working... some of the time.

One of the GySgt's even told me I look good at this desk, and maybe I shouuld sit here tomorrow too. I told him I might just make it the rest of the week. Of course, my OIC is on leave, so I think I can get away with it...

Ah the joy of being the only one who knows your job...
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:55:04 AM EDT
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