Sittin on a bag of frozen peas, poppin Lortabs and watching Pulp Fiction

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Posted: 8/5/2005 3:22:29 PM EDT

Just had my vasectomy a few hours ago....My little swimmers served me well with three beautiful healthy kids...I'm gonna miss you little swimmers

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:23:36 PM EDT

[#1]

in before the "post op infection" post

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:24:06 PM EDT

[#2]

This thread is worthless withou....

Ooops, no it isn't.

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:24:28 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Just had my vasectomy a few hours ago....My little swimmers served me well with three beautiful healthy kids...I'm gonna miss you little swimmers

There still there just they now cannot get out!!

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:25:31 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
in before the "post op infection" post

For sure. My brother went through 3 of them during the year after, along with the wonderful side effects of Sipro each time to go along with it.

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:25:41 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
in before the "post op infection" post

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:25:42 PM EDT

[#6]

I thought it was gonna be roids.

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:26:11 PM EDT

[#7]

My sister's father-in-law was a real character. When he was 65 or so, his office bought him a vascetomy operation.

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:26:27 PM EDT

[#8]

Swollen sack syndrome! Been there, done that. Don't forget to throw out the pea's so they don't accidentally get cooked for supper.

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:27:09 PM EDT

[#9]

Getting snipped myself in a few weeks, after I get to Singapore. I am NOT going to let some Kosovo Albanian "doctor" near Willy!

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:29:23 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Getting snipped myself in a few weeks, after I get to Singapore. I am NOT going to let some Kosovo Albanian "doctor" near Willy!

Why?

isn't the operation reversable?

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:29:28 PM EDT

[#11]

I'm never gonna understand that. What happens when we need to re-populate the world?!?!
Snip snip BAAAAAD.

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:34:36 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
in before the "post op infection" post

Taking antibiotics too...I tell you what they gave me some valium before the procedure that about knocked me on my ass. Good shit. The best part is I get a free pass on chasing the rugrats around the house and my wife is waiting on me hand and foot.

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:34:57 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:35:57 PM EDT

[#14]

There are two words that should never be used in the same sentence together.
Scalpel & Testicles

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:39:56 PM EDT

[#15]

Guess this is the wrong time to ask, How they hanging?

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:43:53 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
There are two words that should never be used in the same sentence together.
Scalpel & Testicles

I was nervous about seeing/hearing the procedure but the Valium I had before hand put me out and I slept through the whole thing..I do remember the needle though

Posted: 8/5/2005 3:50:27 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df9707/df970702.jpg

Posted: 8/5/2005 4:25:28 PM EDT

[#18]

A week from today, it's my turn.

--Mike

Posted: 8/5/2005 4:29:30 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
A week from today, it's my turn.

--Mike

if you can sleep (naturally) through the whole thing you will enjoy it more

Posted: 8/5/2005 5:03:28 PM EDT

[#20]

Peas mold better but crinkle cut carrots stay colder a lot longer.

A very dear friend of mine found that out a few weeks ago. He also knew that he had some issues on one side and the Doc insisted on doing it under full anaesthesia at the hospital. He ended up with the standard little slit and cut on one side and about a 2" slit on the other. Took an hour and a half I'm told before the Doc decided that there really wasn't anything to snip on that side.

Keep the frozen veggies and a jock on for a few days at least and the swelling gets manageable.

BTW my boys have sworn off frozen vegetables.

Posted: 8/5/2005 5:07:46 PM EDT

[#21]

Testicular atrophy? Ain't gonna let nothing sharper than a womens lips near mine! Jeeze!

Posted: 8/5/2005 9:42:38 PM EDT

[#22]

Just had mine done last month....Dont want to lie to ya fellas.......IT HURT!(a little)

Posted: 8/5/2005 9:57:52 PM EDT

[#23]

Biggest piece of advice I can give is to wear your jock for several days. It keeps a decent amount of pressure on the "boys" and helps keep the swelling down. Swelling = pain.

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:31:02 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Testicular atrophy? Ain't gonna let nothing sharper than a womens lips near mine! Jeeze!

You know many toothless women?

My wife's pushing me to get snipped. I think I'll keep dodging her on this one. Besides, it's not like we have sex anymore anyway.

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:34:05 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
There are two words that should never be used in the same sentence together.
Scalpel & Testicles

Bah! You've never been so alive as when you watch smoke curl up off your balls.

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:35:40 AM EDT

[#26]

Shooting nothing but blanks from now on.

Posted: 8/6/2005 7:58:58 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
My wife's pushing me to get snipped. I think I'll keep dodging her on this one. Besides, it's not like we have sex anymore anyway.

+1 I hear that!

Posted: 8/6/2005 8:49:50 AM EDT

[#28]

It's been 24 hrs since mine and aside from a slight ache now and then I'm fine....nothing to it really. The worse part is having to listen to my Dad's "no more bullets in your gun" jokes and then having him go into detail about some excess skin on his sack after his procedure 30 years ago.

Posted: 8/6/2005 9:02:07 AM EDT

[#29]

I thought you were gonna tell us that you had a padlock removed from your scrotum!!!

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=376914

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:47:45 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
My wife's pushing me to get snipped. I think I'll keep dodging her on this one. Besides, it's not like we have sex anymore anyway.

+1 I hear that!

You know what they say about wedding cake.

She had a delayed reaction, though. Took her about 3 weeks.

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:54:52 AM EDT

[#31]

Don't worry, your not THAT much less of a man, JUST KIDDING lol. Actually I'm thinking about gettin snipped myself. They have any surgeries that prevent marriages instead of kids?

Posted: 8/6/2005 11:56:25 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I thought it was gonna be roids.

+1.

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:05:41 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Don't worry, your not THAT much less of a man, JUST KIDDING lol. Actually I'm thinking about gettin snipped myself. They have any surgeries that prevent marriages instead of kids?

No, but if you stay poor, it will decrease your chances!!

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:10:26 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
There are two words that should never be used in the same sentence together.
Scalpel & Testicles

Yep. Anyone going near my dick with a knife gets a couple rounds in COM for their trouble.

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:15:09 PM EDT

[#35]

I'm on my second marriage, my wife is on her third. Both wanting to kill each other at the moment. I'd rather find me a poor chick and struggle than get another woman with a masters that makes 90k like the one I have now.

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:19:26 PM EDT

[#36]

TRG

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:21:40 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
I thought it was gonna be roids.

I thought his curiosity about fish in the pooper from the "trout stuck in faggot's ass" thread got the best of him.

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:36:24 PM EDT

[#38]

I considered having it done. Decided not to.

Posted: 8/6/2005 12:45:04 PM EDT

[#39]

Had mine done after our third child. It was quite painless and pretty uneventful, except for the nurse who walked into the room to get some file, then turned and looked at me sitting back with my feet up in the stirrups. My wife loves that part of the story.