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Posted: 8/5/2005 3:22:29 PM EDT


Just had my vasectomy a few hours ago....My little swimmers served me well with three beautiful healthy kids...I'm gonna miss you little swimmers
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:23:36 PM EDT
in before the "post op infection" post
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:24:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 3:24:16 PM EDT by Burley]
This thread is worthless withou....

Ooops, no it isn't.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:24:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:

Just had my vasectomy a few hours ago....My little swimmers served me well with three beautiful healthy kids...I'm gonna miss you little swimmers



There still there just they now cannot get out!!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:25:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 3:25:52 PM EDT by MudBug]

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
in before the "post op infection" post



For sure. My brother went through 3 of them during the year after, along with the wonderful side effects of Sipro each time to go along with it.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:25:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
in before the "post op infection" post



Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:25:42 PM EDT
I thought it was gonna be roids.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:26:11 PM EDT
My sister's father-in-law was a real character. When he was 65 or so, his office bought him a vascetomy operation.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:26:27 PM EDT
Swollen sack syndrome! Been there, done that. Don't forget to throw out the pea's so they don't accidentally get cooked for supper.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:27:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:29:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kpel308:
Getting snipped myself in a few weeks, after I get to Singapore. I am NOT going to let some Kosovo Albanian "doctor" near Willy!



Why?

isn't the operation reversable?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:29:28 PM EDT
I'm never gonna understand that. What happens when we need to re-populate the world?!?!
Snip snip BAAAAAD.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:34:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
in before the "post op infection" post



Taking antibiotics too...I tell you what they gave me some valium before the procedure that about knocked me on my ass. Good shit. The best part is I get a free pass on chasing the rugrats around the house and my wife is waiting on me hand and foot.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:34:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:35:57 PM EDT
There are two words that should never be used in the same sentence together.
Scalpel & Testicles
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:39:56 PM EDT
Guess this is the wrong time to ask, How they hanging?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:43:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jrzy:
There are two words that should never be used in the same sentence together.
Scalpel & Testicles



I was nervous about seeing/hearing the procedure but the Valium I had before hand put me out and I slept through the whole thing..I do remember the needle though
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:50:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By menefreghista:
www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df9707/df970702.jpg



Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:25:28 PM EDT
A week from today, it's my turn.

--Mike
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:29:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mcaswell:
A week from today, it's my turn.

--Mike



if you can sleep (naturally) through the whole thing you will enjoy it more
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:03:28 PM EDT
Peas mold better but crinkle cut carrots stay colder a lot longer.

A very dear friend of mine found that out a few weeks ago. He also knew that he had some issues on one side and the Doc insisted on doing it under full anaesthesia at the hospital. He ended up with the standard little slit and cut on one side and about a 2" slit on the other. Took an hour and a half I'm told before the Doc decided that there really wasn't anything to snip on that side.

Keep the frozen veggies and a jock on for a few days at least and the swelling gets manageable.

BTW my boys have sworn off frozen vegetables.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:07:46 PM EDT
Testicular atrophy? Ain't gonna let nothing sharper than a womens lips near mine! Jeeze!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:42:38 PM EDT
Just had mine done last month....Dont want to lie to ya fellas.......IT HURT!(a little)
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:57:52 PM EDT
Biggest piece of advice I can give is to wear your jock for several days. It keeps a decent amount of pressure on the "boys" and helps keep the swelling down. Swelling = pain.

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:31:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Testicular atrophy? Ain't gonna let nothing sharper than a womens lips near mine! Jeeze!




You know many toothless women?


My wife's pushing me to get snipped. I think I'll keep dodging her on this one. Besides, it's not like we have sex anymore anyway.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:34:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jrzy:
There are two words that should never be used in the same sentence together.
Scalpel & Testicles




Bah! You've never been so alive as when you watch smoke curl up off your balls.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:35:40 AM EDT
Shooting nothing but blanks from now on.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:58:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:
My wife's pushing me to get snipped. I think I'll keep dodging her on this one. Besides, it's not like we have sex anymore anyway.




+1 I hear that!
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:49:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 8:52:57 AM EDT by VoodooChile]
It's been 24 hrs since mine and aside from a slight ache now and then I'm fine....nothing to it really. The worse part is having to listen to my Dad's "no more bullets in your gun" jokes and then having him go into detail about some excess skin on his sack after his procedure 30 years ago.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 9:02:07 AM EDT
I thought you were gonna tell us that you had a padlock removed from your scrotum!!!

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=376914

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:47:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Octopus5alive:

Originally Posted By napalm:
My wife's pushing me to get snipped. I think I'll keep dodging her on this one. Besides, it's not like we have sex anymore anyway.




+1 I hear that!




You know what they say about wedding cake.



She had a delayed reaction, though. Took her about 3 weeks.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:54:52 AM EDT
Don't worry, your not THAT much less of a man, JUST KIDDING lol. Actually I'm thinking about gettin snipped myself. They have any surgeries that prevent marriages instead of kids?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 11:56:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Confederate:
I thought it was gonna be roids.



+1.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:05:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Don't worry, your not THAT much less of a man, JUST KIDDING lol. Actually I'm thinking about gettin snipped myself. They have any surgeries that prevent marriages instead of kids?



No, but if you stay poor, it will decrease your chances!!
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:10:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jrzy:
There are two words that should never be used in the same sentence together.
Scalpel & Testicles



Yep. Anyone going near my dick with a knife gets a couple rounds in COM for their trouble.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:15:09 PM EDT
I'm on my second marriage, my wife is on her third. Both wanting to kill each other at the moment. I'd rather find me a poor chick and struggle than get another woman with a masters that makes 90k like the one I have now.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:19:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 12:19:47 PM EDT by TheRedGoat]
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:21:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Confederate:
I thought it was gonna be roids.



I thought his curiosity about fish in the pooper from the "trout stuck in faggot's ass" thread got the best of him.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:36:24 PM EDT
I considered having it done. Decided not to.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:45:04 PM EDT
Had mine done after our third child. It was quite painless and pretty uneventful, except for the nurse who walked into the room to get some file, then turned and looked at me sitting back with my feet up in the stirrups. My wife loves that part of the story.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 1:13:38 PM EDT

I considered having it done. Decided not to.


Best part of the whole thread.

Keep it up. Pun intended.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 1:15:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Confederate:
I thought it was gonna be roids.



That was my guess too.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 2:05:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jack19:

Originally Posted By Confederate:
I thought it was gonna be roids.



That was my guess too.




Only had hemorrhoids once in my life and that about 20 years ago..I had started lifting weights after dieting all summer. Never again...
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