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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/3/2005 8:54:57 PM EDT
And watching college football and I just dumped half a bottle of Hoppes #9 on my foot, no shoes, just socks on. Now I don't mind the smell of the stuff, in fact I like it BUT my wife hates it. She told me before I come to bed I better get the smell off of me. She doesn't know I spilled it all over the floor in the den><-----In disguise...
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:58:32 PM EDT
Yer fuxxored.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:10:02 PM EDT
1. Go to stripclub.

2. Get 5 lap dances.

3. Wait until you smell like stripper lotion. Repeat as necessary.

4. Go home and get in bed with wife.

Problem solved.





Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:10:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2005 10:11:40 PM EDT by Dukota]

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
1. Go to stripclub.

2. Get 5 lap dances.

3. Wait until you smell like stripper lotion. Repeat as necessary.

4. Go home and get in bed with wife.

Problem solved.






I like your problem solving skills.

OK, I'm going in.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:16:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
1. Go to stripclub.

2. Get 5 lap dances.

3. Wait until you smell like stripper lotion. Repeat as necessary.

4. Go home and get in bed with wife.

Problem solved.





Best advice I have seen in a long time



Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:20:32 PM EDT
Ohhh, I've felt the sting of my wife's - "You been using the stinky stuff again havent you!"

Quick fix - pour twice as much Butch's Bore Shine on the affected area!!!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:20:46 PM EDT
what is stripper lotion?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:27:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By steve-oh:
what is stripper lotion?



Most strippers lather themselves in lotion (butts, legs, arms, torso, etc.) and after a few lapdances so are you.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:28:15 PM EDT
What's even better though is I now have all 5 leanin up against the fireplace lookin pretty. I think I'll leave them on display until she gets up in the morning.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 10:45:59 PM EDT
Those are the good times


Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By steve-oh:
what is stripper lotion?



Most strippers lather themselves in lotion (butts, legs, arms, torso, etc.) and after a few lapdances so are you.

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