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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:32:28 PM EDT
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The bandaid was holding the finger nail on, sir.
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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:33:14 PM EDT
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The lard is in your head, Buckman!
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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:35:11 PM EDT
[#3]
"What's your name?"
"Nitro." "Cool nickname, what's your real name?" "Nitro, but I"m working on a nickname... 'Mike'. What do you think?" |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:37:25 PM EDT
[#4]
"God, I love this job!"
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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:44:47 PM EDT
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I need a man with a tattoo on his dick
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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:45:38 PM EDT
[#6]
BUCKMAN!!!!!
ETA: "Lt. Lake, You're..... almost out of uniform" -polishing the ole torpedo sir?!? - Shut up Stapanic -Thank you sir! its nice to be noticed!! I have it on good authority from a friend of mine in the navy, that movie is a scary accurate representation of shipboard everyday life. |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:49:04 PM EDT
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I need a man with a tattoo on his dick |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:04:55 PM EDT
[#8]
DBF! (glug, glug)
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:06:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:07:11 PM EDT
[#10]
What flick?
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:07:21 PM EDT
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have I got the right guy?!? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I need a man with a tattoo on his dick |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:08:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Somebody find Buckman, launch him out a torpedo tube!
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:10:55 PM EDT
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Do you think on some cold morning, we're all going to jump out of bed, and have a big steaming cup - of pig fat?!
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:12:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:12:50 PM EDT
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Do you think on some cold morning, we're all going to jump out of bed, and have a big steaming cup - of pig fat?! |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:17:43 PM EDT
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Somebody need to sew his ass shut!!!!!
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:22:48 PM EDT
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What flick? Probably one of the best comedy movies of that era. Kelsey Grammer at his finest. |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:30:35 PM EDT
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"Jesus Christ, Buckman! This stuff has been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1956!"
"What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like creamed corn." "EXCEPT, IT'S DEVILED HAM!" "Now, that would be a problem..." Love that movie 
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Posted: 4/19/2017 9:34:44 PM EDT
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Probably one of the best comedy movies of that era. Kelsey Grammer at his finest. |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:56:11 PM EDT
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Now... keep an eye on this string, 'cause the water pressure is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can. muahahahaa
Radio's workin' like a swiss... car. |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 12:08:53 AM EDT
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Now... keep an eye on this string, 'cause the water pressure is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can. muahahahaa Radio's workin' like a swiss... car. |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:43:12 AM EDT
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Bet you never saw somethin' like that on one of them big nukes.Uh... no, we didn't use clothes lines. We had those dryer things with the window in front. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now... keep an eye on this string, 'cause the water pressure is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can. muahahahaa Radio's workin' like a swiss... car. |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:45:39 AM EDT
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"Listen, boys, that was terrible. I'm gonna go outside and have a smoke, and when I get back, you'd better have that horn section figured out... ZAAPPP!!"
"Hey, Nitro, is that one of my chickens?" "No, uh, it's a parrot... from the Caribbean.." "Well, don't let it fly away, that's dinner." |
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:50:19 AM EDT
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That boy's absorbed allot of voltage Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now... keep an eye on this string, 'cause the water pressure is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can. muahahahaa Radio's workin' like a swiss... car. 
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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:52:31 AM EDT
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Up Periscope Probably one of the best comedy movies of that era. Kelsey Grammer at his finest. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What flick? Probably one of the best comedy movies of that era. Kelsey Grammer at his finest. 
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Posted: 4/20/2017 10:20:19 AM EDT
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"Listen, boys, that was terrible. I'm gonna go outside and have a smoke, and when I get back, you'd better have that horn section figured out... ZAAPPP!!" "Hey, Nitro, is that one of my chickens?" "No, uh, it's a parrot... from the Caribbean.." "Well, don't let it fly away, that's dinner." 
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