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Posted: 10/25/2010 11:11:04 PM EDT
He'll see the big board!
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:13:00 PM EDT
[#1]
You can't fight in here. This is The War Room!
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:14:49 PM EDT
[#2]
HAHAHAHAHA awesome movie!
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:16:14 PM EDT
[#3]
some thing something...  the coca cola company ,,

Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:19:07 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


some thing something...  the coca cola company ,,





Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:
Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.




Colonel "Bat" Guano:
That's private property.




Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your
frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you
have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States?
Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the
bullets are for, you twit!




Colonel "Bat" Guano:
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the
President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna
happen to you?




Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:
What?




Colonel "Bat" Guano:
You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.




 
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:21:21 PM EDT
[#5]
But , what's happened, you see, is the string in my leg's gone.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:22:53 PM EDT
[#6]
That movie never leaves the IPOD touch.... well that and Fear and Loathing...
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:32:03 PM EDT
[#7]
"Shoot a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that!"



Got to love our guy "Major Kong" (A.K.A. Slim Pickens)

Legend has it that the director (Stanley Kubrick) didn't tell Slim that the movie was to be "Black Comedy" (humorous satire) and that thus Slim played his role "straight up".

MING the Merciless
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:42:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Ripper: Mandrake?
Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have.
Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?
Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.
Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.
Ripper: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?
Mandrake: Uh, uh, Good Lord!
Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Mandrake: Yes. (he begins to chuckle nervously)
Ripper: Are you beginning to understand?
Mandrake: Yes. (more laughter)
Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?

Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:43:52 PM EDT
[#9]
"God willing, we will prevail, in peace and
freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of
our natural... fluids."
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:46:00 PM EDT
[#10]
I do not avoid women, Mandrake but I do deny them my essence.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:59:07 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:





Quoted:

some thing something...  the coca cola company ,,





Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.

Colonel "Bat" Guano:That's private property.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!

Colonel "Bat" Guano:Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake:What?

Colonel "Bat" Guano:You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

 






 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 12:03:49 AM EDT
[#12]
I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed...



... but 10 to 20 million dead...   Tops....   Depending on the breaks...

MING the Merciless
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:06:17 AM EDT
[#13]
"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:11:32 AM EDT
[#14]
We're both equally sorry, Dmitri.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:23:51 AM EDT
[#15]
"We can not have a Mine Shaft gap"!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:26:30 AM EDT
[#16]
Peter Sellers was supposed to play Slim Pickens. He was so exhausted playing three roles already that he faked a broken leg which made it difficult for him to get into the set that stood for the airplane...Kubrik relented.


"A little water on the back of the neck and the code"
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:37:12 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
"Shoot a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that!"

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/slim-pickens-drstrangelove-5.jpg

Got to love our guy "Major Kong" (A.K.A. Slim Pickens)

Legend has it that the director (Stanley Kubrick) didn't tell Slim that the movie was to be "Black Comedy" (humorous satire) and that thus Slim played his role "straight up".

MING the Merciless


That line originally mentioned Dallas, but because of the Kennedy assassination, it was dubbed in post.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:20:13 AM EDT
[#18]

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:21:20 AM EDT
[#19]
He'll see The Big Board!!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:23:04 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Shoot a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that!"

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/slim-pickens-drstrangelove-5.jpg

Got to love our guy "Major Kong" (A.K.A. Slim Pickens)

Legend has it that the director (Stanley Kubrick) didn't tell Slim that the movie was to be "Black Comedy" (humorous satire) and that thus Slim played his role "straight up".

MING the Merciless


That line originally mentioned Dallas, but because of the Kennedy assassination, it was dubbed in post.
Thats interesting, I never knew that. Good movie when I was a teen...its a bit immature now.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:34:13 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Shoot a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that!"

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/slim-pickens-drstrangelove-5.jpg

Got to love our guy "Major Kong" (A.K.A. Slim Pickens)

Legend has it that the director (Stanley Kubrick) didn't tell Slim that the movie was to be "Black Comedy" (humorous satire) and that thus Slim played his role "straight up".

MING the Merciless


That line originally mentioned Dallas, but because of the Kennedy assassination, it was dubbed in post.
Thats interesting, I never knew that. Good movie when I was a teen...its a bit immature now.



It came out about the same time as Fail Safe (with Henry Fonda) which was a Cold Ware scare movie.

From wiki...

During the filming of Dr. Strangelove, Stanley Kubrick learned that Fail-Safe, a film with a similar theme, was being produced. Although Fail-Safe  was to be an ultra-realistic thriller, Kubrick feared that its plot resemblance would damage his film's box office potential, especially if it were released first. Indeed, the novel Fail-Safe (on which the film of the same name is based) is so similar to Red Alert that Peter George sued on charges of plagiarism and settled out of court.[31] What worried Kubrick most was that Fail-Safe boasted acclaimed director Sidney Lumet and first-rate dramatic actors Henry Fonda as the American President and Walter Matthau as the advisor to the Pentagon, Professor Groeteschele. Kubrick decided to throw a legal wrench into Fail-Safe's production gears. Lumet recalled in the documentary, Inside the Making of Dr. Strangelove: "We started casting. Fonda was already set... which of course meant a big commitment in terms of money. I was set, Walter [Bernstein, the screenwriter] was set... And suddenly, this lawsuit arrived, filed by Stanley Kubrick and Columbia Pictures."

Kubrick argued that Fail Safe's own 1960 source novel of the same name had been plagiarized from Peter George's Red Alert, to which Kubrick owned creative rights, and pointed out unmistakable similarities in intentions between the characters Groeteschele and Strangelove. The plan worked, and Fail-Safe opened eight months behind Dr. Strangelove, to critical acclaim but mediocre ticket sales.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_strangelove

Oh, and dupe!!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:22:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Shoot a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that!"

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/slim-pickens-drstrangelove-5.jpg

Got to love our guy "Major Kong" (A.K.A. Slim Pickens)

Legend has it that the director (Stanley Kubrick) didn't tell Slim that the movie was to be "Black Comedy" (humorous satire) and that thus Slim played his role "straight up".

MING the Merciless


That line originally mentioned Dallas, but because of the Kennedy assassination, it was dubbed in post.
Thats interesting, I never knew that. Good movie when I was a teen...its a bit immature now.



Watch his lips, you can see him say Dallas.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:39:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Shoot a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that!"

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/slim-pickens-drstrangelove-5.jpg

Got to love our guy "Major Kong" (A.K.A. Slim Pickens)

Legend has it that the director (Stanley Kubrick) didn't tell Slim that the movie was to be "Black Comedy" (humorous satire) and that thus Slim played his role "straight up".

MING the Merciless


That line originally mentioned Dallas, but because of the Kennedy assassination, it was dubbed in post.
Thats interesting, I never knew that. Good movie when I was a teen...its a bit immature now.



What a false standard. It's glorious satire, woman. It's supposed to be immature.


And applause to the psoter above that mentions Failsafe. These two movies make a fantastic couplet

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:47:13 PM EDT
[#24]
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN VALK!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:51:12 PM EDT
[#25]
awesome movie
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 2:39:13 PM EDT
[#26]
"You try any pre-versions in there, & I'll blow Your head off!"

My all-time most favorite movie!



The Ol' Crew Chief
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 2:49:04 PM EDT
[#27]
I need to check out Failsafe.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 2:59:33 PM EDT
[#28]
"The Bedford Incident" is also a pretty good Cold War Nuclear Thriller (1965) with a US Destroyer hunting a Russian sub off the coast of Greenland.  

I loved that mousey meek Wally Cox (famous as the voice of "UnderDog") plays a prominent in the movie as does Dan-O from Hawaii Five Oh)



MING the Merciless


Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:05:00 PM EDT
[#29]
"Main Fuhrer...I can walk!"
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:07:49 PM EDT
[#30]
the scene where Slim Pickens dies, awesome

enough said
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:08:52 PM EDT
[#31]
"The string in my leg's gone."
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:15:20 PM EDT
[#32]

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:35:00 PM EDT
[#33]
grain alcohol and rain water = vodka
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